/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

>>73260873
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.

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>>73260873
>More bullshit from globalists vol 1000

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>>73261663
Just give up already.

P4k = CNN

cats out of the bag

quinn moreland is the ugliest person writing for p4k

>>73261730
Not sure about that

Plenty of p4k writers are uggo/obese

I come post here to trigger the special anon

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>>73261701

Capacity should've gotten a higher score

>>73261750
^__^ mishima dekimasen

fuck quinn moreland

>>73261747
agreed there are lots of lardo dogfaces writing for p4k, but quinn is the uggiest

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>>73261751
Actual p4k writer

>>73261795
This is who pitchfork has dictating 'hip' youth culture (lardo is pushing 40)

fuck this garbage propaganda website

anyone here going to the festival? i'm hyped as hell to see lcd soundsystem.

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actual photo of pitchfork writier quinn moreland

>>73261821
CIA Soundsystem?

fuck off

>>73261821
p4k shill will be there

>>73261850
Kek

you win

baka

rekt thread i was following on /gif/ got deleted, then the same thing happened to a comfy thread on /b/ but a thread with rapey photos of naked drunk girls is still up.

>>73261869
it's actually jillian mapes ;( i think she's actually kinda cute. i like thiccc

>>73261850
>It's a 6 garillion/10

>>73261897
Sure you do Schlomo

Nothing says 'cute' like a morbidly obese slob

>>73261921
it's just some water weight around her hips. we'd have a lot to talk abou. she could give me some good recommendations.

>>73261939
No

She's literally morbidly obese

Fuck you and your corrupt garbage website

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not a looker in the bunch

>>73261951
Kek

Who are these faggots?

let's start naming names

>>73261951
>these ppl invented your music taste

>>73261964
Not mine

But these corrupt tools certainly are involved in trying to brainwash the masses

>>73261981
list your favorite 10 bands rn

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>>73262000
Nice try Schlomo

Data mine elsewhere

>>73261951
who's the bottom right girl with the ugly glasses?

>>73261951
They look like the Bolsheviks desu

Fuck Pitchfork

>>73262093
why are you such a self-hating jew?

>>73261951
l-r, from the top
row 1 - ?/?/Jenn Pelly/Jillian Mapes
row 2 - ?/?/Ryan P4K/Quinn Moreland
row 3 - ?/Jeremy Gordon/?/?
row 4 - ?/Jayson Greene/?/<3333

>>73261951
>tfw I made this collage

>>73262079
Julianne Escobedo Shepherd. I don't think she's with them anymore.

>>73262136
>>73261951
No, it's this:

Matthew Strauss | Stacey Anderson | Jenn Pelly | Jillian Mapes
Amy Phillips | Matthew Schnipper | Ryan Schreiber | Quinn Moreland
Jazz Monroe | Noah Yoo | Marc Hogan | Philip Sherburne
Evan Minsker | Jayson Green | Ryan Dombal | Julianne Escobedo Shepherd

This thread hypes The Mummy, Jeremy Corbyn, The War On Drugs & James Comey.

>>73262136
Ah so p4k Jayson Greene isn't the Jayson Greene from Orchird etc.

That's reassuring

>>73262152
Who are these pitchfork people?

where did they come from?

>>73262209
What do you mean? Like how did they become writers? Music critics usually start right out of college. I know someone who started writing for Spin after graduating.

julianne escobedo shepherd is so ugly i want her to be my gf

>>73262270
like how were they born and what is pitchfork

>>73262281
Well on one hand you have two white liberals who fucked each other and had a baby and then you have the story of how these writers were born.

>>73262270
Like who the fuck are they?

when guys like Ben Weasel and Sam McPheeters et al. were writing for things like MRR and Punk Planet they had years of real history/credibility.


Who the fuck are these idiots? Where did they come from?

Pitchfork is fake as fuck.

>>73262307
Pick one and I'll tell you. Most have Linkedin pages.

>>73262352
Yeah but no actual credibility

These fucks are from like Oberlin and Bard and shit

Who the fuck are they to say anything?

>>73262366
Pretty much, it's embarrassing. They hire these cunts fresh out of college. People are surprised by why Pitchfork acts the way they do when they don't realize that. I looked up 2 of those people and Noah Yoo just graduated in 2016 and Quinn Moreland just graduated in 2015 (from Bard lmao).

>>73262366
Exactly. They've been part of no real scenes. They've paid no dues. They've earned no stripes.

No one knows them.

FUCK PITCHFORK

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>>73262425
Bard aka Soros U

>>73262463
and they are editors FFS!!!