>according to Scaruffi Syro is Aphex Twin's best album

>>73252588

He's right though. Easily his most technically impressive album while still being emotional.

>I Care Because You Do
>7/10
???

Why does Scaruffi hate everything? He seems to only give albums real praise if their important or groundbreaking for their time.
>>73252614
I mean that's low-key his best album.

basically these threads mean that he isn't changing anything

>>73252614
Fake news aka we made a guess ourselves to push an agenda so it COULD be but it doesn't really says anywhere so you can't sue us. (CNN, NYT, wash post etc etc)

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>taking Scaruffi seriously in the first place

listen to his top 50 maybe and get away as fast as you can

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>>73252588
>reminder that this person unironically believes that Fred Durst is a better vocalist than Michael Jackson, John Lennon, and Carl Wilson

>>73252588
yeah but he also said that visions of the country was a 7/10 soooo....

>>73252701
Those are the most true ratings tho

>>73252701
This is correct though
KEA is a landmark album with a ton of energy and plenty of classic songs
RtL should have gotten an 8 too but it's not like the .5 makes a difference
MoP is self-explanatory
AJfA has plenty of songs that go on for too long and weak production
Black Album has a lot of subpar songs
Everything after Load is shit

>>73252641
6=Buy it if you are a fan
7=Buy it eventually

Scaruffi has the best written reviews I can find.

>>73252758
Oh god I love Scaruffi

>>73253063
This. Plebs on /my/ freak out b cause their favorite album gets a 7 but that's a good score for him. He gave Joanna newsome a 8

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>opinions on opinions

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scaruffi is unbelieveable...

>>73253149

The Bends and TKOL are accurate

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>>73253149
>Pablo Honey 8.5/10
>In Rainbows 1/10

>>73253183
>>73253185
It's obviously fake you retards.

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>>73253149
you wish.

>>73253223
>In Rainbows 5/10
>Kid A 6,5/10
>Pablo Honey 6,5/10
I feel like he didn't even try.

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>>73253217
>>73253223

>>73253252
:0

>>73253223
Amnesiac lower and maybe he'd be right

>>73253242

>>73252701
Swap kill em all score with RtL and its correct

>>73252588
ICBYD has the same score and that actually is his best album

>>73252758
they "mentions" (the ones with the bullet list) are randomly sorted

>>73253252
was getting caught part of your plan?

>>73253223
Th only thing wrong here is the bends and Pablo honey's scores got switched around. Everything else is in its right place

>>73253594
>only michael jackson, jon lennon, and carl wilson are mentioned only because they are famous
>implying fred durst is mentioned for his talent

>>73253217

But people thought it was real. Just goes to show how terrible Scaruffi's ratings are.

>>73252588

he is correct, as always

>>73252758
You're gonna try to tell me those are actually good singers? Durst fits the mold well of an awful band Scaruffi gave one 7/10 to

If you go on RYM there are probably several unironic <2.5 ratings for all of your favourite albums. Why is it such a big deal that one if those people who dislikes something you like runs their own website?

>>73255821
They unconsciously know that scaruffi is right.

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>>73253147

>>73255885
You can still enjoy a mediocre album if it aligns with your personal taste. Something being Scarufficore doesn't make it Youcore.

>>73252588
>not realizing scaruffi rates on innovation

>>73256369

>implying SAW1 and RDJA weren't innovative

he literally invented ambient and acid house

>>73252588
Fake news OP

>>73253147
ironically, youre giving an opinion on opinions on opinions

my opinion is, that is stupid

>>73253147
I came with this post. thank so much anon.

>>73256530
No he didn't.

>>73256530
>Aphex Twin invented ambient and acid house

He didn't invent any of those genres, at least read a fucking wikipedia article before saying shit

>>73256623
>>73256641

name someone who did it first

>still believing that scaruffi listens to all the albums he reviews

>>73256651
Jesus, not either P but where to start.

Why don't you just do a quick google there of "ambient music' and "acid house music" and count the mentions from pre 93 and 96.

>>73256742

I don't trust google, it's run by the freemasons.

>>73253714
"getting caught"

lol

>>73256786
Then Bing???

>>73256597
rlly makes u think

>>73256651
Brian Eno.

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>>73253149
So according to Scaruffi:

1. The King of Limbs
2. Pablo Honey
3. The Bends
4. Amnesiac
5. OK Computer
6. Kid A
7. A Moon Shaped Pool
8. Hail To The Thief
9. In Rainbows

if someone told me this was their actual opinion, i would assume they were trolling. for fucks sake, how to people take this shit eater seriously?

>>73257661
>>73253223
i'm a fucking stupid retard and i should castrate myself

>>73257661

I mean TKOL is their best album so he's not wrong about that.

>>73256651
Ambient music: Brian Eno, Tangerine Dream, Cluster the list goes on and on and this was all back in the 70s

Acid Techno: People that used the Roland TB-303 and other synths of that style back in the 80s

>>73252641
He has praised many albums though, so it's not that he hates everything. He is just a very critical writer, and he approaches things from the lens of a historian... think of him as a fan of individual works, not bands themselves generally.

>>73256597
I think he was doing it intentionally unironically though, but that's just my opinion

>>73252641
That's false. He just doesnt give everything an 8 randomly. Hell if you got a 7.5 by the scruff master it's probably a 9 by every other journalist.

>>73252588
>ICBYD 7
he's alright

>>73252588
>tfw when you learned some Italian from Scaruffi and it helped you be able to talk more naturally to a hot foreign exchange student

>>73253594
>>73254003
Fred Durst should not be mentioned for his talent nor for his fame. His inclusion is inexcusably retarded

>>73256530
>people only /mu/ actually believe this

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>>73256530

>>73253726
in its right place
in its right place

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>>73256530
This is why people don't like Aphex Twin fans. Hope you're trolling

>according to Scaruffi

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>person has different opinion than me

who's that cunt and why is mu praising him?