How do I become one of you guys?

Work on your aoty

>>73212299
Get castrated.

>>73212299
Be gay

Suck a lot of cocks

>>73212299

read pitchork, watch theneedledrop, read mu charts, act like youre really knowledgeable about music and have really good taste. thats literally all you haveto do

>be under the age of 18
>listen to the most popular releases from this year, take note of what pitchfork rated the highest and use this to compile your album of the year list then promptly forget about these albums when the following year rolls around
>only listen to /mu/ approved /mu/core
>dismiss every band as reddit
>don't try to find albums that are outside of the /mu/core chart
>pretend you're and enlightened one through music
>don't listen to metal, that stuff is for children
>parrot opinions
>a bands worst is always their best
>if you're losing an argument call the other person a nu-male (instant win)
>???
>profit

Don't. Just listen to music a lot and listen to what you like, don't be afraid to try out new shit

>>73212299
Listen to a bunch of garbage and then say it's good.

And NEVER let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>73212405
this desubh
4/mu/ is cancer, and you summed it up well

only listen to the most accessible of indie music and when someone brings up experimental music, jazz, or something that's not pitchfork/christgua/fantano approved call them a contrarian

>>73212299
eventually realize you wasted your life listening to music but then keep listening to music

>>73212668
more like eventually realize you wasted your life listening to music so you stop listening to music but keep coming to /mu/

>>73212668
This

>>73212405
>>don't listen to metal, that stuff is for children
it is tho

>>73213232
I'm sure you can elaborate on how a certain set of sounds can be "for children" and what that means.

>>73213232
epic

>>73213282
He is fucking jealous and a little bitch, that's the reason he came up with such a claim.

>>73213311
>when your older brother hurts your feewings

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might as well post the mucore chart here

Lots of post ironic self loathing and self destructive habits while having great taste in music

>>73213282
>>73213311


>being baited by a bait reply to a shitpost

>>73212405
You forgot
>listen to one really popular jazz album
>declare it the peak of jazz

>>73212357
i saw one of those taste by age threads and this is 100% accurate

Just pretend to like all the shitty bands that we like, and you go on listening to Dad Rock in secret

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>>73212405
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW YOU POSEUR CONTRARIAN TRYHARD

This thread makes me wonder why we even come here when we all hate each other to the point that we've crafted similar /mu/tant strawmen to attack

What happened to us? Are we slaves to this webpage?

>>73214245
really made me think

ffhks.bandcamp.com

listen to this shit.

>>73212299
>be a newfag
>post how bad /mu/ has become (just so you can fit in)
>hate /mu/core [1]even if you have not listened to all the albums on the chart or [2]listen to 5% of the chart and pretend as if all is bad
>call all ,who like any /mu/core albums, memes and redditors

>>73212299

be a pretentious cunt but act like you arent
act like everyone else on /mu/ is a retarded 17 year old who gets his opinions from p4k despite knowing that 95% of this board is depressed lonely 20 something virgins, just like yourself
masturbate 8 times a day
meme hard and generally exist underneath several layers of irony

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>>73212405
>>parrot opinions
>>a bands worst is always their best

>>73215146
>masturbate 100 times a day

Listen to loveless until you get it

>>73212299

listen to MP3s of death grips and grimes

Don't they sell shirts that aren't just the Filth cover? I doubt most of people who'd wear that can even stand Filth specifically.

>>73217087
They had a public castration shirt too.