Warped records

>Buy hard to find RSD vinyl on ebay
>pay $30 more than it originally cost. okay whatever.
>The inner sleeves are torn and the top right corner slightly bent

FUCK IT IM FUCKING ANGRY AAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEE

>>73205169
Which RSD?

>>73205146
I've kept some warped records. Usually ones I bought online and have no real recuse to claim they didn't warp during shipping, especially since I live in Texas and am not always home to whisk my packages from the blistering heat to the air conditioning within a timely manor. Usually I just jam them onto a shelf that's already packed in hopes of flattening them, sort of like the image you posted. It seems like it works to a degree, but I can't be objective about it. I've heard tell of a de-warping method involving a blow drier, two flat surfaces, and some weight but I'm afraid to try it, in fear of damaging the record further than it has already been. Amnesiac is a shitty album by a bunch of punk rawk sellouts, so it's probably worth testing this method out on.

>>73205146

>Drop my Diana Ross CD on my cum bucket
>Panic, try to lift it up, it falls in my cat litter bock
>WHY.ico
>Pick it up, fill my hands with cat shit, freak out, drop it again, it jumps out the window it lands in the street
>Garbage track goes over it, garbage collector grabs it and throws it to the back
>FML.sbx
>Go to local landfill, shift used condoms and disposed hiv needles for two days
>Finally find my Diana Ross CD
>Go home, put it in my discman
>It skips like fuck
>God'scunt.sfark
>Im from Israel, so no chance im gonna buy a new one, keep listening to it
>It kind of grows up on me
>Record it with my hand-held dictation-recorder, save it in my iPod and listen to eat every day while i work out
>Hackers get in my computer
>They upload all of my nudes into my facebook and call my mom a cunt via whatsapp
>They also upload my fucked up Diana Ross CD recordings into youtube
>Becomes internet sensation, whole genre is invented after it
>Couldn't make any shekels of it

My mom hates me now, says i will die a virgin for ever

>>73207061
go to the 4chan subbreddit

>not just torrenting vinyl rips

lmao faggot

>>73205146
It's called Warp Records, retard.

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>>73207355
>pre-order new clark 12" from warp records
>finally got it in mail
>it's actually warped

>>73205146
>he fell for the vinyl meme