What's the most patrician way to consume muzak?

>youtube to mp3
>mp3 to midi
>place midi in ableton using original song as instrument
>change bpm to 999
>export
>wav to mp3 at lowest quality

recreating your favourite song with minecraft music blocks

With a vapourizer

>>73194179
this or slowing down nightcore to it's original speed so it plays out normally

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wafting out through and being naturally chopped and screwed by the endlessly opening and closing auto-doors and asking a sale's associate passing by to get your an energy drink to sip whilst sitting on the display lawn furniture at a grocery store entrance

>>73194179
learning every instrument ever, and then using these instruments to trigger electrical signals so you can control minecraft to recreate it in noteblocks
>>73194176
and then uploading it to youtube, downloading it again, converting it to midi, placing the midi in ableton and using it as an instrument, changing the bpm to 999, exporting to wav, and then transcoding it to a super low bitrate mp3

and then transcoding that to flac and putting it on slsk

>>73194209
Can a /mu/tant actually do this pls

>>73194223
seconded

Converting albums to mono, and then playing one in each ear so you can consume the art twice as fast.

Ignoring it completely

>>73194159
>2017
>not improvising the music based on the cover

>>73194207
laffin

Reading a book instead

> rip to mp3
> open mp3 with notepad
> assign a note to every number, symbol and letter
> rebuild song on onlinesequencer
> choose tempo based on last two digits of your /grimes/ post
> press play and immediately throw computer into the bathtub

>>73195167
This is what I do, sometimes I put the left ear at 1.5x speed and play the crappy albums through it, reserve right ear at 1x speed for the classics

>listen to highest quality mp3 on the cheapest dollar store headphones

theres a duality in this

>>73195221
This.

>>73194209
and then downloading it from slsk, but aborting 3/4ths way through
and then purposefully corrupting it
and then burning it to CD
and then scratching said CD
and then burning it to CD again
and then scratching it again
and then playing it through a 10 dollar chinese guitar amplifier with the drive cranked up, recording that with a walkman
and then leaving the tape to degrade for 5 years
and then recording the tape over itself in a storm drain 10 times
and then you have that pressed to vinyl
and then bootleg said vinyl
and then rip said vinyl with an iphone recording the sound of the cartridge

>>73194159
Playing it yourself on an acoustic instrument

>>73195440
we're reaching patrician levels that shouldn't even be possible

>>73195440
I think this would just create white noise

>>73195594
only if you have pleb ears

>>73195594
clearly you haven't heard The Disintegration Loops, I Am Sitting In A Room, or I Am Sitting In A Room Scratching A CD

Taking all the tracks on the album, putting them into Audacity as one track, and saving it with the tracklist in the "comment" field

Vinyl through stereo system

Writing a program that deletes music after you listen to it.

8x speed

>>73195856
I think I read something once that, if you play music you've heard before at anywhere between .95x and 1.05x speed, it sounds like a new song and your brain doesn't get bored

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>>73194176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16dKS1aWKLT

>>73195440
then record you playing the recording from the iphone at 1 volume with a headset
then boost the volume 87.102 decibels in audacity
then record you playing that out of apple earbuds with an iphone
then connect to computer and cut out the first two seconds and use that as your ringtone
then have someone call you 8 times and record the whole call with a first gen xbox headset
then press that to vinyl to be played at 33 1/3
then record yourself playing that at 45 rpm on an iphone
then cut out the first minute and contact hitclips and press 3 copies
then play all 3 copies at the same time and record with a $10 usb mic
then reverse in audacity
then convert to m4a

>>73196294
now THIS is patrician!

>>73196294
>how to get around YouTube copyright flagging

>>73195167
>not putting an ear bud up your asshole to experience a third album
philistine

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>>73195279
> choose tempo based on last two digits of your /grimes/ post
> press play and immediately throw computer into the bathtub
holy fuck, i'm dying

>>73194176
then convert it to FLAC

Buying sheet music of the album, playing each instrument/vocals of the music yourself, and editing it all together

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>Get FLAC file of song
>Convert the data into midi
>Transcribe the midi into guitar tab
>upload the tab onto the Ultimate Guitar Website
>wait for the video tutorial to appear
>download a rip of the video
>play the video but turn your screen off so there's only audio

True Patrician

>>73194223
what album do you want

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>>73196294
now this is what I call music

>>73196294
This is "Oh, Comely," by the way.
You can almost make out the chord progression.

If you can't read the sheet music and experience the entire song in your head then don't even fucking post here.

>>73200164
No you absolutely cannot

>>73200382
pleb

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>>73194159
usb filled with files from a friend IRL

who remember

>>73196294
Ultimate patrician mix incoming
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nzAMpTlifn

>>73199996
Vaporwave national anthem

>>73197680
Only plebs use FLAC. PNG is the only good format for music.

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>>73195279
Nice

This is as good a place to ask as any
Are there any +1TB music players? I gave up micromanaging how much of my music is on my phone. When I'm out an about I've no choice but to deal with a limited selection 1/10th the size of what I've got at home. It sucks. is there like an brick or something that can hold 3tb of music

all songs on the album at once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2tqyoETPMI

Look up the sheet music for the song and just imagine what it sounds like.

>>73201086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcEpj8ZcRd0

>Add low pass filter at 2000
>Mix down to mono
>Add reverb with the dry gain at 10% and wet at 100%
>record it
>amplify so it fills all the waveform
>add limiter so it doesn't clip
>put it on vinyl
>record it with an xbox mic
>convert to midi
>choose playback speed based on the current number of Omar Rodríguez-López albums
>enjoy

play it to a friend
wait a week
ask him to describe in vivid detail what he remembers
try to recreate the album yourself by playing every instrument

>>73196294
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16dKS1aWKLT
what was this originally?

>>73201439
it's oh comely by nmh converted to 60kbps mp3, converted to midi, then played with a sped up version of the original song as the soundfont at 999bpm, then converted to 60kbps mp3again.

>>73194159
>play cover version of the song with a cheap keyboard's midi guitar sounds
>record with cellphone
>translate lyrics to chinese
>sing it in the shower
>record with cellphone
>import in DAW
>autotune vocals to a different key
>set host tempo to a half of the original
>stretch the tracks to fit it, but purposely fuck up your transient alignment
>send everything to a delay effect set to a different tempo, leave only the wet signal
>add tons of tube and tape saturation for muh vintage analog warmth
>normalize to 0 dB RMS
>mix to mono
>save to mp3 64kbps, 8k sample rate
>record it into an Edison cylinder
>put a mic in your dog's mouth
>make him listen your creation at the highest volume possible
>record his howls and listen to them underwater

>>73195221
>2016 + 1
>not being able to play every track perfectly based on the name alone

>>73201076

i am actually building one of these for myself right now. it's basically a wireless access point that you can connect to and listen to unlimited music via wifi. i'm putting it together on a raspberry pi. i need a similar level of customization and there's just not that much out there for it other than a huge fucking SD card or something

>>73202045
i'm going to go as much of this as i can

>>73200818
kk give me a minute