>I spent ages giving head What!?

where does she sing that

>>73169742
Got a problem with female sexuality? Fuck you

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Shame on house Mayberry for such vulgarity, shame.

>>73169755

xD troll!!

>>73169742
Isn't that a Lily Allen line?

>>73169742
nice neck

>>73170824
Yes.

Dunno if this person says it too though.

>>73169742

at least she's honest in her lyrics

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>>73169742
>>73170824 yes. not churches.

Reminder that S L V T mayberry was seen giving blowjob by a redditor.

>>73171064
k

>>73170824
reason to hate lily allen numer 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN4sCUnzBz8

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>>73169750
on her band chrvches

>>73171204
>i think it sets bad precedent for muh young auteurs
>but they made more money than on their previous albums
>crickets

>>73170910
>i spent ages giving head
>then i thought of all the nice things you

hmmm that gives me an idea

>>73171064
Proof

>>73169742
does she really know about Brandon or is it just a meme? there has to be more going on in her life to care about 4chan and him

>>73172574
You really think she posts here? I bet she has no time to be worrying about me and this site. There's probably enough going on in her life to keep her occupied, even if there's down time I highly doubt she's spending it on 4chan. It's a meme, read the threads, laugh, fap whatever you want to do and don't take anything to seriously. I don't know if she knows about me, probably not but is she does she probably hates my guts.

>>73173049
>>73172574
redpill me on this

>>73173137
On what?

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Don't bully Lauren, she's a good type of cunt.

>>73173049
>she probably hates my guts

keep dreaming

>>73173049
I do not think she knows you

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what did she mean by this?

>>73169755
Yes

>>73173488
That's what I meant, that she probably has no idea who I am.
>>73173630
That's what I said.

>>73173974
>probably

why don't you just go up to her and grab her ass?

>>73173686
she's telling you off for being a wee poof

>>73173049
How could she hate you? After everything youve been through?

>>73174066
She'd probably slap the shit out of me, then security would pound my face in. I wouldn't do something like that.

Lauren was born to give head. She has one of those faces you just want to like have sex with.

>>73174118
I don't think she hates me, I think she has no idea who I am. Or would even care.

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>>73174170

this desu

>>73174226
She probably wants to stick a stiletto heel into your jap's eye and kick you squarely in the balls.

>>73174329
>your japs eye
My what? I've just said that she probably has no idea who I am, does everyone here really think she knows who I am and gives a shit enough to look at my posts here? No.

>>73174358
she knows who you are. remember that thing about her getting pissed at some party and saying "you're acting just like brandon", that was real.

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>>73174329

hot

>>73174498
That's a load of bullshit, she did not.

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>>73174358
>My what?
What do you think it is, you fucking pic related?

>>73174536
yeah she did, she got pissed because no one knew who she was and she got pissed about it, her ex made made some comment and she yelled "you're acting just like brandon"

>>73171204
jesus what a fucking goon

>>73174329
don't think i've ever seen are lav wearing heels

>>73174701
Yeah, I doubt that actually happened.

>>73174508
>lavren have a bsd cocktail it's like lsd only without hallucinogens, all my liberal friends love it
>ok just a sip wha-
>zzzzzz
>stallman proceeds to turn her over, unbuckle the short shorts and introduce her to mr gnu
>pump pump pum
>finally a proper kernel for my gene pool

>>73174719
She only keeps them for disciplinary purposes.

>>73169742
OP 'giving head' means oral sex. which is a great time. but not something many people on 4chan have experienced

>>73171064

PROOF

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>>73173686
wots this from lad

>>73174226
she doesn't know who you are

>>73175119
If there is any possibility of her knowing who I am, she probably knows my name from when I sent her those tweets. Again, I doubt she has the time to post here or even come here. Why the fuck would she give a shit about me anyway? If there's anyone that actually caused problems it was 7kt.. Not me. I can't believe we're still talking about this too.

>>73174991
Except you, who's sucked a thousand mighty cocks, right?

>>73175201
i'm with you, knowing your name from that is probably as far as it goes.

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>>73175054
galenhooks insta.

also check out her hips play https://streamable.com/g3vof

>>73175344
Yeah. All of this really started though was because I shoehorned myself into a situation that really had nothing to do with me in the first place. I'm the one who kept it going by making the stupid posts.

>>73175500
let's say you two met, what would you say to her? remember you have one chance to redeem yourself

>>73169742
Lewd neck

>>73175801
I've already said many times before that the situation would be really awkward and I'd be embarrassed,. I really haven't had much interest in meeting her anyway at this point, in the hypothetical situation where she has seen everything. Even though I've said that it's nothing to take seriously many times, but it's not like she isn't entitled to feel like I'm a douchebag if she does know who I am.

Why do all Lavren threads turn into Brandon threads?

Lavren herself is much more interesting.

>>73176219
Sorry, I was being asked questions and I answered them. If you want to talk about her you're obviously free to do that.

>>73176219
all those posts about brandon are by brandon himself, he's a well known samefag. just ignore and hide every post with Brandon in it.

>>73176357
>all these posts are by brandon himself
Nope. All I was trying to say that she probably doesn't know me and if she does she probably knows my name from my tweets to her when I was worried about stupid shit. That's it.

>>73175364
>https://streamable.com/g3vof
MUH FUCCCCING DICCCC

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my baby

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>>73175364
The way how she looks at that chink's crotch at the end

>>73176412
>All I was trying to say that she probably doesn't know me blah blah blah
yeah, keep saying it in every thread attentioncrave whore

When you look at this cunt you expect some bland hipster shit Lynch would play on TP S3 credits

Instead you get poor man's Taylor Swift drivel

LOL

chvrches? more like emascvlation

>>73176591
That's it, that's the point I was trying to make. 50/50 chance. If so, it's my fault for memeing so hard even when I was told to stop.

>>73177905
you've already made that point. we get it.

diddlers bitchass kills another lavren thread with his epic mulore
stick to facebook fatso

bbdoll

>>73178944
>>73178944
then talk about lavren and chvrches, even he's said this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58u8KNrMvrA

she's almost 30 now
how time flies by

>>73179618
Real shit, got into them in '13.. Before my stupid shit started.Yeah, she's everything I've ever wanted but I'll eventually get over it.

>>73179768

shut the fuck up

>>73173137
quick rundown on her:
>Rothschilds bow to Mayberrys
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like sexual abilities
>Control Scotland with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & brothels globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient concubine blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Chrvchangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Maybabies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptvres tell of angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented blow skills with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Chvrchbots inside you right now
>The Mayberrys are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Mayberry mansion in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent english in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Mayberry
>She's about 7 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>73179768
you'll get out more and find someone else. i've had an infatuation with someone before and when I met my gf I forgot about her

>>73179916
She has a good taste in everything, and that's the thing that get's me. I've never met or seen a girl like that. Ever.

>>73180046
you like muslims too?

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WHAT A BB

>>73180046
go away goober

>>73171064
you people are the most pathetic

>>73181968
hey lavren dont get so angry

>>73181968
>>73171118
>>73171457
>>73175012
https://www.reddit.com/r/GamerGhazi/comments/3gm2uz/chvrches_is_waging_war_on_secondalbum_nerves_and/ctzvkvr/?context=3

>>73182042
>lavren will never give you a backstage licky

KILL ME

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>>73182058
>licky

i bet she deepthroats so she doesn't mess up the clothes
like chug chug uunnnnnnn chug gulp

>>73173686
is that "slam poetry"?

>>73182144
imagine if she had a bean burrito for lunch
*slurp* *slurp* BRAAAAAAPPP *slurp* *muffled speaking* I'm so sorry! *slurp*

>>73175364
very white

waifu threads need to die

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>>73182198
>look at johnny later on
>its full of small pieces of bean

>>73174991
I have it's great. Best part is I'm telling the truth. It feels really good, haven't had one in... around a year now though. Thinking about going to a massage parlor. I mean, at this point I'll settle for an oily handjob from a semi-attractive Asian woman. She'd have to let me squeeze a tit though. Maybe pinch a nipple, but that might be off limits. Shit, don't want her falling in love with me or anything, the culture difference would be too much.

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LAVREN IS PURE
YOU HEAR ME
PURE ;_;

a shit

>>73175364

Do you think she's a Bleach chick or more of an In Utero gal?

I haven't sucked cock for ages :/

>>73182367
hit me up

>>73182227
a lot of music is success because of the "waifu" part. you would need to ban genres then.

>>73182367
we can rectify that

>>73182367
That wasn't you last night?

>>73180046
>>73180046
jesus Brandon you really need to get out more

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>>73182296
This. She's saving herself specifically for me.

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>>73183237
> waifu's a fuckign slut

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>>73183333
Impressive. Very nice.

>>73183333
:(

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>>73183333

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>>73183333

>>73183411
HAHAHAHAHA

any good shots of her ass?

>>73181968
Hey lavren :D

>>73182418
okay then, if it means waifu threads are gone forever
>>73182296
>>73183237
>>73183333
>>73182198
you people are fuckin psycho

>>73183876
You mad that lauren is a fucking whore?

>>73183876
calm down lavren

>>73183876
lavren we love you, stop hating us bb

>>73173686
i want you to fuck my face.

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>>73183876
you can't run from my love forever lavren

>>73183876
whats your #?

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>>73183634

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>>73184106
BBBRRRAAAAAAPP

>>73184008
Just stop hating me. I never wanted this.

>>73169755
>Got a problem with female sexuality?
yeah when you try to make it apart of your career

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What are your favorite CHVRCHES songs by album? I like Playing Dead and Lungs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoQXkQ_WmN4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMo86ZUis8k

>>73184201
forgot to you remove your trip, faggot

>>73184262
No I didn't. I still feel bad about everything. Sucks having someone who makes the music you like hate you. I never meant for it to happen, and I hate it.

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>>73184201
really Brandon?

>>73184328
You 'stress' about something she does not think about at all

I love that austin concert footage where the guy just zoomed her tits and belly and ass for like 20 minutes before she pointed him out to security goons

>>73184328
You really like this girl don't you?

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>>73184217
Gun and Keep You on My Side

>>73184201
>HE FORGOT TO DUMP HIS TRIP

>>73184414
Yeah.
>>73184429
I didn't.

>>73184395
link?

>>73184201
>desperate Brandon having conversations with himself about Lauren
>so mentally deranged he forgets to remove his tripcode

>>73184489
>inb4 "Brandon: No I didn't"

>>73184489
No I meant that, I didn't forget to remove my trip.

>>73184443
Not only does she not love you, she doesn't even know you exist.

the only way you could possibly get her attention is by doing something drastic. send her a package spring-loaded with sulfuric acid, it's the only way, Brandon. do it

>>73184539
why are white people crazy?

>>73184539
>Brando Lopez

>>73184539
Fuck no.

>>73184592
its literally the only thing you could ever do to make her remember you forever

>>73184581
Ha, white bitches be crazy

>>73184629
Well I'm not going to some fucked up shit like that.. Ever.

>>73184581
>Lopez
>white

>>73184667
you don't have to kill her, just leave your mark. that's why you should use sulfuric acid; if you scar her then she will not only remember you forever, but she'll think of you every single time she looks in the mirror and sees what you did. it's as if you will become a permanent part of her. do it.

>>73184740
Nope.

>>73184667
do it Brandon.
do it.

>>73184763
>>73184763
No.

>>73183333
It has been spoken and sealed in time by quads. There is no debate.

>>73184786
come on Brandon. you could be legendary. you could get your own wiki page, and a section on 4chan's wiki page right underneath the Port Orchard article. do it

>>73184949

No

>>73184592
>>73184667
>>73184753
>>73184786
>>73184958
This is the only way you will be remembered Brandon. The only way you can mark history. It will be painless and quick and you will be celebrated here for all time.

>>73185021
No.

>>73185056
come on, do it

>>73182042
>BUT THIS GUY ON REDDIT SAID SO
wow i totally buy this not fake story from a desperate fan

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Im a pig, and I smell bad. Lauren Mayberry is my god, and that’s what she days. She’s always right. I kiss her ass. I suck everything down into my guts. I never shit. My body’s greedy (there’s nothing I can do about it). I’m bloated. I’m soft. I weigh 349 pounds. I’m fat scum. I despise myself. I’m sitting here in the pink pajama bottoms my mom gave me when I was 15. They still fit. I hate them, but I wear them. They’re caked around the crotch with various foods that I dripped, and old sperm I never wiped up. My sperm’s sweet. A lot of that old sperm’s there now because of Lauren Mayberry, so I like it. I like to break it off in chunks and grind it between my fingers just thinking about her. Then I feel disgusted with myself, but I like feeling that way for her. I’d like her to take a shit on my face and tell them how I deserved it, and they’d laugh again in agreement with her. I’d feel good. I like to feel good. I like to touch myself, especially when I pretend I’m someone else. Sometimes in a restaurant I lose myself, I forget I exist. I sneak my hand up under my shirt and rub it along the hair that collects around my bellybutton. The hair’s soft like the hair on a baby’s head. I get hot and I can smell myself. I’m being smothered in my own armpit and then I come, but I don’t feel anything. I discover a puddle of sperm in my crotch. I hurry and pay, then I leave, afraid they’ll notice. When I come, I don’t get an erection. I love myself, but I also hate myself. I should be destroyed. People look at me and think I’m repulsive. They hate me. I like them hating me, because they’re right to do so. I get an erection when I think about a specific person who hates me. Then I get an erection but I can’t come. Otherwise I just come, like pus drains out of a sore, without getting hard. I need them to hate me, to be sickened by me. Then I get what I deserve.

>>73184706
>euros think they are not all white