How will /mu/ react when he dies

By giving his life a sniffy review that doesn't fit reality.

/mu/ will die before he dies. Screenshot this.

>>73133859
This

Who?

Scaruffi died of cancer in january 2026.

I will bawl desu

>>73133859
/mu/ is already dead

>>73133660
Half will be throwing confetti in joy and the other will morn him and keep pretending he was anything more than a shitty contrarian critic

>>73135304

Piero Scaruffi

Birth (1955): 6/10
University (1982): 5/10
Artificial Intelligence Research (1983): 5/10
Music Criticism (1999): 1/10
Death (2026): 6.5/10

>>73135453

>Music Criticism (1999): 10/10

fix'd

>>73135497
go away scruffy

ill probably make an official epitaph thread where we'll write his beatles pasta one word at a time.

>>73133859
where would i even post this if /mu/ is dead?

>>73135814

>implying Scaruffi would give anything a 10

hell be fine

>>73133660
How do we know he's not already dead?
Site hasn't been updated in a couple months and he has yet to review a single album from this year.

>>73135929
reddit

>>73136040
but i'm not a white supremacist

>>73133660
"No"

celebration since he gave Coil shitty ratings

>>73136019
Incoming big update whew

>>73135958
>implying Scaruffi wouldn't give Scaruffi a 10/10

>>73133660
Grin, then go on with my day normally.

>>73138127

source??