What music will impress girls and get me laid?

>>73129033
muse
radiohead

>>73129033
field recordings of cash registers and weights being dropped

Drake, Ed Sheeran, Beyonce, the list goes on...

>>73129033

EDM

>>73129033
nickelback

>>73129033

Listening: none. Listening to music is never regarded as an achievement.

But playing guitar & singing is still a legit way to impress them.

>>73129033
twenty one pilots

>>73129070
>>73129099
this but unironically

Girls love 2008-tier EDM drops. Chainsmokers, Martin Garrix, etc.

Disgusting creatures.

>>73129109
this

>>73129109
Pretty much this. Especially if you write your own songs.

>>73129109
not true. you drop a chill hit they've never heard of before on the way home and get them in a mood

The Slits
Arcade Fire
The National
Muse
The Kills
Nicki Minaj
DEEEEEEEEEEJAAAAAYYYYY KHAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEED

HEEEEEEEEEEEEY BABY

OOH

AH

I WANNA KNOOOOOOOOOOOW IF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL

>>73129033
Nine Inch Nails
Xui Xui

>>73129070
These basically plus glass animals or some shit

>>73129109
OOOOHH GIRL! I WISH YOU WOULD CHECK OUT MY BANDS EP!

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>>73129033
If you are just talking about basic white bread bitches, just Drake, Justin Bieber, Halsey top 40 shit

You can listen to certain artists to impress ethnic chicks and weasel your way into backing that ass up

If you tell Mexican chicks you like Selena, and have a decent understanding of her songs and background you can gain a bit of free credibility

You can get free credibility with black chicks by liking artists like Sade or Aaliyah. Also James Blake for some reason, there was a period of time after Retrograde where i met four or five kind of arty middle class black chicks who were infatuated with James Blake. Shit was ridiculous

>>73129033

As long as you're passionate about the music you listen to and can talk about it with some charisma, girls will respect your taste. Most girls don't have any sincere taste in anything; they're looking to be led in all matters.

Just hit up some MBDTF and you'll be good. Normies eat that shit up

Whatever their favorite bands are OP
fucking duh

>>73129314
yep a lot of women define themselves by the men they date. sad but true

>>73129319
I wish this were the case with the chicks I meet. I like Kanye as much as the next /mu/drone but wasn't very impressed with TLOP. All I hear from chicks is jokes about the track I Love Kanye or calling each other wavy

>>73129109
What if I mainly play metal? will they still be impressed?

>>73129033
Bright Eyes. Bitches love Bright Eyes.

Just play sum Rush

>>73129056
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>>73129033
Slim Jesus

>>73129033
Women don't give a fuck about music. Put on a top 40 station in your car when you pick her up.

Also, women are a meme. Go your own way.

>>73129033
You shitposting fuck

>>73129044
Depends on which song.

Anime soundtracks

>>73129300
this gave me a hearty kek for some reason

childish gambino

>>73130840
not really
100% of their albums is tumblr-core

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tfw no lana bf

>>73129033
>impress
>girls
You are going about this all wrong. A woman will change her taste in music if you be someone she can lean on.
I got my ex to go from country to Ween just because I told her it was better.
If you had to pick a song to impress a qt pick one that makes you appear strong and aloof but not niggerly

Ramleh

Queen Turtle and the Fertile Myrtles

>>73129033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff1EvBricL4

>>73129033
>get me laid
A shower and some clean clothes, and confidence.
That will get you laid.
Everything else is a meme.

>>73129033
progressive cock

>>73131938
true as fuck
Just socialise and have fun doing it
Getting laid is inevitable
We're all insecure and looking for acceptance

>>73129044
If that was the case id be drowning.