Which reviews do you think he's got paid for?

death grips reviews

death grips

he must have been paid to shit on slowdive and narkopop
otherwise he's pants on head retarded

nothing is going to top death grips purposefully skewing their license plate album cover so it will show up perfectly on his green screen and filling it with shitty demos just to fuck with him.

>>73107514
Death Grips
the government plates review was also paid, they thought people won't suspect anything

lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbULM0bTPs8

>>73107625
i want her to fart on my face

>>73107625
I swear she made this just to trigger NEETS on /mu/

clppng
9/10 is insanely high

>>73107640
I can bet you one thousand dollars she's been culturally enriched at least twice

>>73107514
Faster John misty

>>73107625
Thos legs and thigh gap are choice.

>>73107625
I've fapped to this I think

>>73107640
>>73107678
>>73107644
>>73107762
she has made more recent vids where she's gained too much weight and can't dance anywhere near as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs41hEkhSnI

All his "experimental" hip hop reviews
Death Grips, Danny Brown and clipping all paid him to give them 9s and give Yeezus a 5 or whatever.
They're all solid 3/10s so it doesn't really matter

>>73107514
Paramore's latest album

>>73107548
>the Gas fags can't let it go

>>73107514
Adele, Father John Misty

>>73107781
nigga you gay? She just got THICC

>>73107514
The Weezer review. That album is garbage.

>>73108051
I liked it desu

>>73107973
乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

>>73107548
DESU, as soon as I realized he barely knew shit about Voigt, I knew he wasn't going to like it. Just a shame he had to shit on it so bad, but It's been growing on me exponentially since release. Loving it.

I don't know about being paid but he definitely was asked to give Atrocity Exhibition a good review

>>73107514
None

The Injury Reserve one was pretty obvious.

>>73108197
many subtleties he missed.

>realize I can by a good review from Anthony.
>I must be able to buy a bad review so /mu/ will think it's good.
I've just broke the system. Watch for a new comer that he shits on.

all of them because of the ad revenue

>>73107514
Why do you keep making Melonhead threads all day?

>>73107548
This thread isn't just about what you disagree with you fucking autist

>>73107781
>that fucking face

>>73107514
TPAB
its overrated garbage

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>>73107796
>"experimental"
my eyes are bleeding from this post

>>73107701
100% this one
Father john misty is corporate as fuck

>>73107701

THIS

Pure Comedy is fucking trash and I refuse to believe he genuinely thinks it's a 9/10

>>73107625
She's a good dancer desu. Pretty impressive stuff in general regarding the fact that Death Grips is not sexy music at all.

>>73107625
this is basically child pornography.

For real tho, I do believe Fantano is fucking biased. Like, Danny Brown has been sucking his dick since 2010, agreed to do an interview with him, keeps repping him, and then he gives AE album of the year.

>>73108197
>shame he had to shit on it

you know you can form your own opinions, right?

>>73107817
He gave it a 7/10 as most of us on /mu/ did as well. It was a great refreshment from their previous style and the lyrics are much more matured. Did we all get paid?

>1,008,385 subscribers
All of them?

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This shit right here

>Unironically thinking artists actually pay this guy for good reviews
Take of your tin foil hats, kids, it's time for bed

>>73112305
Why wouldn't they?

>>73112826
"Hey let's buy a good review from this one fucking melon fuckhead who reviews shitty memes on his second channel, then we'll become really successful. That's a good idea"

>>73112936
This

>>73111511
>He gave it a 7/10 as most of us on /mu/ did as well.
>being this deluded

Just because there was like 3 paid shills and 2 shit taste-having Paramore fans shilling it doesn't mean my board likes this garbage.

>Did we all get paid?

Well, yes. I mean, you're a paid shill...

>>73112936
well actually he's an influencer and bands pay influencers for covers and reviews. This is a fact, and also it wouldn't be a bad strategy at all to buy a review from mellon man

>>73112977
I liked it too Mr. Angry.

>>73108223
Good thing it was a good album.

>>73112936
"Hey this guy is the most well known and influential music critic in the world right now, let's pay him for a good review on our last album so we can grab more attention by the media and the listeners."

>>73113082
"Hey, maybe I shouldn't accept paid reviews as I make a living off a singular personality and don't have an entire company backing me when my reputation as a reviewer goes to shit which it inevitably will if it ever gets out which it inevitably will."

If Fantano's accepting paid reviews he's a fucking idiot.

>>73113082
exactly.
honestly whoever complains about this clearly has no clue of how the music industry and marketing works. Ya'll fucking dumb.

All of them.

Seconding anyone that's already said paramore

>>73112264
This was really good though I don't know what you mean.

>>73107514
Travis Scott and Father John Misty. I still can't believe he rated Rodeo that highly.

>>73107667
>>73107796
Literally every white guy that's "really into music" has a hard on for that shit.

>>73107514
I mean doesn't he make a little money off of all of them, isn't that how this works?

>>73107796
I... fuck.. this is a really well crafted troll.

honestly he is probably too autistic about his integrity to accept paid reviews

>>73113134
See >>73113151