The greatest rapper of all time

>>73098923
me?

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He's pointing at Unk

Maybe the best in storytelling, but nobody is the greatest in every aspect.

Also his albums have too much fillers.

Too bad his music sounds terrible

>>73098931
No, Eminem

>>73098982
em?

>>73098923
I'll start.
Muse

>>73098982
Muse.

>>73098923
M U S E

>>73099009
>>73099010
>>73099014
le dead mew meem Xd

no.

>>73099033
Deminem

name a single memorable Eminem line.

>>73099254
"Did the man who invented college go to college?"

>>73099254
"Mom's spaghetti"

>>73099254
who dat who dat i-g-g-y

>>73099254
The whole Stan song.

>>73099422
This

>>73098923
That doesn't look like K. Dot.

9gag favorite meme

>eminem is rapping
>can't come up with anything
>"uh... spiggity wickity lick splickity chick-a chick-a... fag"

wow so great <3 who says white ppl cant rap?!

I would never claim to be no Ray Benzino
An eighty-three year old fake Pacino
So how can he hold me over some balcony without
Blowing his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me?
Please don’t – you’ll probably fall with me, and our asses’ll both be history
But then again you’d finally get your wish
Cause you’ll be all over the street like 50 Cent

The criminal cop-killin hip-hop villain a miniimal swap to cop millions of Pac listeners

You beef with me
Ima even the score equally
take your ass to jerry springer
and beat your ass legally

You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album.

still the best verse on any eminem record ever was by fuzz scoota so thats pretty funny

>>73099254
"oh now he's raping his own mother"

>>73099792
nigga nigga bitches money I'm a nigger and I have money and bitches and guns

yeah black rappers are a lot better!!

>>73099834
It's almost like rap takes no real talent...

>>73099254
Literally 75% of his songs are

>>73099813
Huh? He didn't write it

>>73099254
>I'm probably as normal as Norman Bates with the formative traits of a premature birth that was four minutes late
Always loved that one

When it comes to rappers on the more popular end of the spectrum though, I'd say Lil Wayne tops Eminem in terms of the sheer absurdity in his lyrics.

>>73099254
I take seven kids from Columbine, stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
A Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time

>>73100055
Haha holy fuck I'm listening to role model now and I read that line at the same time it played in the song

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>>73099792

WHEN IS HIS NEW ALBUM COMING REEEEEEEEEEE

>>73099254
That's rock bottom, when this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's rock bottom, when you want something bad enough to steal
That's rock bottom, when you feel like you've had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you're sad enough to tear

>I make elevating music
>You make elevator music

Woah...

>>73100183
It's actually kinda funny

>>73099987
Fuzz scoota didn't write the verse on no one's iller?

Tyler Joseph

>>73100261
For reference, at 3:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54ajPM9CWN8

I run shit like an ass with legs
Massive lead to leave your cabbage red
Similar to your ass in a casket dead
Drastic spread of acid heads
Come to abort you like a bastard egg
That trash you said got you standin' on plastic legs
Ask the feds if I'm past the edge
Rockin' the most classic threads, flashin' bread
Roll down the window: "Bitch, you got some fantastic legs!"
You can get 'til that ass get red
You can get 'til that ass get red
Bizarre, you get him and him
Swift, you get him and him, I'll get him and him
Leave the other two for my nigga Eminem
Never writer's block, I block writers
My block's tighter, ante up and get your top fighters
Got fired for jumpin' the counter with a mop stick
Some bitch ran up screamin', "Get the cops, quick!"
And got drop kicked, now she screamin', "Stop it!"
Got clips to stop shit, rock shit and grab this hot shit
Wherever you shop, bitch, Fuzz Scoota '97 crop pick
Sick of y'all niggas lookin' at me like I got tits
I shoot a rocket through your optic
You niggas still don't know the top pick
I got bricks, lose my foot in your ass
And have you shittin' socks, bitch
P Rock shit, leave your fuckin' knot split
Grab the green from Al by showin' him hot grits
(No one) — ain't nobody iller than me

>>73100261
>>73100352
Oh shit I thought you meant on nail in the coffin. My bad

>>73100444
check em also nah. Nail in the coffin is one the things eminem did that I like the most though