>enter the train >all seats empty except seat next to stacy

many MANY surefireways to kill yourself op.

dude, you gotta realise that

a) she doesn't like music, and listens to music for people who don't like music
b) you derive pleasure from intellectual stimulation, 'non-normie' music and introverted activities, she derives pleasure from being pretty, extroverted activities, and fucking chad. you might think you want that life, but you don't. you'll find that you lack the depth you need out of life if you start forcing yourself to live like them.
c) the sex would be great but she'd be a horrible person to date
d) pumping her and dumping her would be the only viable option

>any surefireways to kill myself?
Yes, tons of them.

just do it, fag.

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>>73095921
welcum to the rest of your life, anon. it only gets worse from here.

Drain cleaner

>be sitting on a train
>some heavy breathing sweaty guy enters the train
>looks around at all the empty seats
>he still sits next to me
>goddammit.png
>whatever, better put on some background music to drown out his mouth-breathing
>can see him staring at my phone as I use it
>decide to drop a hint, pull up my boyfriend so he can see I'm not single
>he fucks off
>thank god
>change to a good playlist and continue on with my life

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>>73096009
Thanks anon, im not op, but i always thought the same thing.

What you said sounds a little pretentious to me, but i dont care because it makes me feel better about my insecurities

The most painful way to kill yourself is this.

Get a fuckton of Xanax and Oxycodone. You don't wanna underdo it and end up a vegetable, so a lot of both. I'd say like 6+mg Xanax and 40+mg Oxy. Then you get a bottle of Vodka and just chug that shit.

You'll basically just feel super good and warm and euphoric, and drift off to sleep to never wake up.

>>73096158
LEAST PAINFUL I MEANT TO SAY. SHIT IN MY DAD.

oh look, it's an /r9k/ thread disguised as a /mu/ thread

>>73096224
yeah, we get a lot of those

>>73095921
all the seats are empty? Why'd you sit by her

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oh i forgot
>halsey - now or never

>>73095921
you really remembered all of those songs?

is this satire? how could you care so much about someone you'll never see again in your life.

>>73095921
>>>/r9k/

>>73096050
TOP KEK

>>73096009
This

OP you're comparing yourself to people who in all likelihood are pretty dull, all they've got going for them is their looks. But everybody's looks fade eventually. Just practice your hobbies and continue listening to the music you like, and in the end we'll all be ugly--but hopefully you'll be in a better mental state than them.

>>73095921
seems obvious from your post that you fucking hate this girl, what part of this is making you sad exactly?

>>73096479
YEAH BRO TOP KEK TRLOLOLOLO

>>73096009
I'll give you some advice that my uncle gave me before he passed when i was fucking 5 years old.

>When you're fucking a girl, fuck her to whatever she wants to listen. even if you don't like it.

>>73096009
>the sex would be great but she'd be a horrible person to date

I don't know why people associate good looks = good sex, a lot of good lucking people are very boring and average at sex

>>73095921
Is it an American thing to be attracted to someone based on looks alone? Her music taste is terrible and she was talking to a Chad, why would anyone even want to date, let alone fuck, such a boring sounding person?

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>>73096009
>d) pumping her and dumping her would be the only viable option
this is the problem

i cant because im not chad

and YES

i do want to fuck hot stacies all summer


i cant so i must off it

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>>73096440
i dont care about "her"

any hot stacy i cant fuck represents the same pain

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>>73096489
>be on a better mental stage after decades of suffering
>chad will still look old because chad bone structure and nw1 hairline make him look good at all ages

>>73096684
If you don't care about her then there's no need to dwell on this shit dude. You're at the point where a non-interaction that you shouldn't even think about turns into something that festers in you, not healthy.

>>73096652
offing it isn't bad, don't worry dude. obviously you should limit masturbation and porn use, overmasturbation desensetises you to real sex and just keeps cum levels low. Sorry to go all nofap on you but it's true

what if I told you that being chad isn't the only viable option for being an eligible candidate for a stacy-fucker? chads are born with their chadness through influence and genetics, you're either one or you're not. I'm not chad, you're not chad, but we can still fuck girls

>>73096818

he means kill himself not jerk off

>>73096652

Didn't Lacan say something like having sex with someone you don't love is just jerkin it with their body

not in those words. You don't really want to have meaningless and unsatisfying sex with "stacies", you want to be the kind of person who can do that, but the people who can do that have lives which would not be meaningful for you. You want to want something different, which you cant do. If you got what you wanted you would be unrecognizable to yourself.

Stop worrying about living like young normies and live out your life on your own terms!

>>73097030
Yeah but it's something they've never had and they think it'll fix their lives or something. In reality they'll still have all the same problems and would have just gotten off one more time.

>>73095921
>the music is loud enough for me to recognize the songs
this is where i can tell this is a fake story

>>73097094

Yeah. Having sex ends sex as such, in a way. Then the secrets out!

>>73096050
>what actually happened

Hehe... nice frogs gentlemen *tips fedora*

>>73097030
>quoting Lacan
>the black hole of all postmodernism
>the duke of quackery
>the maestro of philistinism
>one of the biggest conmen ever to attack the intellectual sphere

>>73097030
this is the most optimistic and self-affirming interpretation of lacan I've ever read, haha

usually people go more like
>you can't have what you want
>the thing you want doesn't even exist
>you don't even really exist, either, at least not as anything coherent
>if you got what you wanted, it would be traumatic for you
>you will never get what you want because nothing you want actually exists
>you will never meaningfully relate to anyone
>"meaning" is just an idea, anyway
>ultimately you're alone with your complexes and confusion
>the fact that everyone else has similar problems doesn't make you any less alone
>you're going to be dealing with this until you die and understanding that you're dealing with it won't make it any easier

>>73095921
Get some good headphones anon
Also, you probably have autism/social anxiety

You guys have serious issues. You don't have to be a Chad to have sex with qts.

Make yourself interesting. Learn to talk to people (yes... Learn. It doesn't come easily to anybody). Read books. Make music. Be involved in a community (your local scene is a good place to start and an amazing place to meet people). You'll meet qts that are actually interesting too.

I'm by no means good looking. Small, average bone structure, kinda scrawny. And I still have a very good looking gf, who's an artist and does some way cool stuff.

jerk off before coming to big conclusions about your life based on your interactions with hot girls

>>73097189

lol, yeah, I wasn't really trying to do Lacan, just mentioning that quote I forgot. I imagine OP does not want to hear real Lacan right now :P Someone should do some kind of Lyotard analysis of the reeeeeeeeeee shit as a libinal willful submission to sexual denial or something. 'They enjoy the hysteric, masochistic, whatever exhaustion of....' watching chads fuck the women they're obsessed with

>>73097178
rather misquoting him

>>73097245
People should tattoo this on their hand.

>>73097124
Nah dude, that is pretty common.

I remember when I was part of the student influx in a bigger city, and was riding a bus full of people who didn't know each other. So it was pretty quiet. Until some dude wearing shorts (it was a colder month) and a backpack got in. He was wearing his headphones and every time the bus stopped at some lights, you could hear he was playing some old ass dadmetal. Everyone pretended to ignore him, including me, but I almost lost it when some sikkk ass solo started playing and that was the only thing you could hear in the bus.
Thanks for reading my story

>>73097809
lost my shit irl at "sikkk ass solo"

>>73097241

truth

>>73095921
This is just the most pathetic, neckbeardy shit

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>>73097230
irrelevant to the fact i cant fuck hot stacies due not being good looking

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>>73097030
all philosophers are ugly/autists that can't fuck stacies coping with theories

>current year
>still has yet to take a vow of celibacy
what are you people doing? protracted mental and physical suffering on account of self-imposed restraint is the correct way to live

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stacies when

good thread

>dude anyone can have sex with anyone

Fuck off, you don't know me. You don't know my personality or what I look like. No woman has ever been attracted to me, and if they are physically the attraction dies the minute I open my mouth. I am destined to die alone, and maybe you are too OP. Me, I'm a loser. All I do is go to the gym, go to my classes, post here, practice my guitar, watch anime and Hitler speeches, jack off, stock shelves at Safeway from midnight to 4 and do it all over again. I will never get laid or have sex, and who knows maybe you won't either. Women don't want people like us.

>>73098597
Where do you think neckbeards are spotted?

>>73101844
show some sympathy chad

we can't all be like you

>>73101790
>>>/r/incels

>>73101888
/r/suicide

Dude I know I will die alone. Don't fucking tell me otherwise.

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>dude sex doesn't matter xD
It absolutely fucking does. At the very least you need to do it once to realize it doesn't matter.
Fuck you.

>>73097673
>straight dudes should tattoo this on their hands.
ftfy

>>73102104
Fucking hire a prostitute or something. You people need help in the worst way possible.

>>73102502
shut the fuck up you know that's not the same

it's about someone wanting you not paying for it

>>73095921
so you sat next to a stacy and were surprised when you didn't like her taste?

thats on you dude

>>73102528
you're not gonna get anything better than a shallow fuck for ulterior purposes unless you're a tad bit further away from Elliott Rodgers my man.

>>73102655
doesn't make sense redditor

>>73102655
It's never about the sex. Even when people like you say it is. Sorry but you're not happy.

>>73102673
it means why the fuck would anyone possibly want you?

>>73096050
holy shit

>>73096519
This is why I lost my virginity to Jack Johnson and the acoustic Sublime album

>>73102728
because there's always someone worse (like you)

>>73096050
Femnon..i just wanted to let you know....im usually the one in the kitchen making the sandwiches

>>73103529
you're turning me on ;)

>>/r9k/

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>>73095921
You're giving sex too much importance. Yes, it's a beautiful part of life, but it is not all that there is to life. To think that the only point of life is to create more life is ridiculous.

Now, you do not sound mentally healthy, as many other posters have explained to you. Trust me when I say that if that hot chick were to knock at your door right now and proceed to give you incredible sex, you would soon return to the state of mind that you're in right now. Because depression does not go away with vapid pleasure (sex, money, drugs, fame, etc...). It goes away by finding something meaningful. Sex does not and will not give meaning to your life, look at sex addicts for gods sake. Work on yourself as a person, follow your dreams and the pussy will follow. Just find what you want to do and try your best to achieve it. Be more than a sac of life sitting on a computer chair. And please the biggest thing on your mind shouldn't be pussy, your biggest dream shouldn't be pussy, we're evolved enough that your mind should be on greater things.

Also what's your favorite album? Cause this post is not very music related