Time for another /mu/ ptsd thread

>>73089240
>I GOT THIS FEELIN'
>INSIDE MY BONES
>IT GLOWS ELECTRIC WAVEY WHEN I TURN IT ON

>Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef,
>That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him.

>LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

I GOT A FEELIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr7mI6rgZFE

>bring the dinosaur out of retirement

ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD

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>AND THEN I SAW HER FACE

>OH
>MY
>GAWD

>YOU LOOK JUST LIKE SHAKIRA
>NO NO YOU'RE CATHERINE ZETA
>ACTUALLY MY NAME'S

>>73089267
these guys are uironically good though

>>73089240
>C'MON C'MON
>TURN THE RADIO ON
>IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT
>AND I WON'T BE LONG

>a bullet for me
>a bullet for you
>a bullet for everyone in this room
>bullets bullets bullets

bleh goddamn not even rage had this many shells

>>73089271
Pleb.

>How dare people call this wondrous album--actual quotes, now--"insipid," "saccharine," "clumsy"? Only I don't mean people--I mean journalists professional and self-appointed, from rockist sourpusses to keepers of the hip-hop flame. Just plain people love it--love it so much that various of its tracks topped the pop charts nonstop for the entire summer. "Party All the Time" is no more a recipe for living than is instant Wi-Fi for all, the message of the supposedly "political" "Now Generation." But in a party anthem it's the definition of intelligence. Sampling classic rap rapaciously and as cool with Auto-Tune as with getting their drunk on, they party beginning to end, which as it happens is a far rarer achievement than signifying beginning to end. Maybe this album is dumb on the surface, though not as much as fools claim. But sure as showbiz it isn't dumb underneath. A

>The End (2009) was notable for the creative manipulation and choreography of the two voices (especially will.i.am), and for rediscovering the naive hedonism of past decades. The hit Boom Boom Pow features a male-female dialogue over a skinny beat (reminiscent of old-school hip-hop music), Meet Me Halfway (reminiscent of old house music) contrasts a soaring orchestral female melody with a male rap, Missing You adds more drama and rhythm to the male-female dialogue, etc. The background of Imma Be is one of the best for the female-male rap harmony, with a handclapping-driven beat, orchestral phrases and bass synth lines. However, the winner is I Gotta Feeling, produced by David Guetta, a more regular song with a loud beat, catchy and thumping. Overall, the album sounds like a continuation of the work that the Native Tongues posse was doing two decades earlier. Black Eyed Peas bring back the dance into hip-hop music. 6/10

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Oh, we up up up for the glow show
Yeah we down down here on the ground
Yeah we up up up up above love
Yeah we up up up through the clouds
Yeah we up, yeah we up
Yeah we up, yeah we up

Bumpaga

>>73089276
NO GOD PLEASE NO

FUSHIGI DA NE IMA NO KIMOCHI
SORA KARA FUTTEKITA MITAI

>>73089240
>I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA
>TO SHOW AVICII I WAS COOL

Cringiest starting lines EVER

>>73089240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4

I still can't get over how this is how people know this song now

>SHAWTY LIKE A MELODY IN MY HEAD
>THAT I CAN'T KEEP OUT GOT ME SINGIN LIKE
>NA NA NA NA EVERYDAY

>>73089267
that's a pretty good song compared to a lot of the ones in this thread

>>73089271
I'M CALLING THE POLICE

>HEY SOUL SISTER

>BEVERLY HILLS
>THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE

>>73089276
Worst song of all time

>>73089240
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
ALL OVER THE WORLD

>>73091351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epTeA3Uz194

>I DON'T WANNA BE THE GIRL THAT HAS TO BREAK THE SILENCE...
>instruments go quiet for a second
>breaks the silence
Everytime I hear it I get instant pink eye.

>OH
>WELL IMAGINE

>I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE

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I work at a convenience store and every time these songs come on the in-store audio I think about killing myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6pW_q1PvH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MifMrBCBR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX_6Q6M5TFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa1kRS3rd5g

There are plenty more but these are some of the ones that bother me the worst.

I can feel it coming in the air tonight

Oh lord

>>73091767
DOO-DOO
DOO-DOO
DOO-DOO
DOO-DOO-BOOM-POW

ZANKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOU NI

SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP

>NOW, WITHOUT YOUR KISSES
>I'LL BE NEEDIN' STITCHES

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>>73091945

>>73091945
Fucking worst song of last year.

>WISH I COULD FIND A BEDDER CHORDS THAT ARE ORIGINAL
>WISH DAT LIFE WASN'T HARD I'M AN INDIVIDUAL

Couldn't stand that

>The whole universe was in a hot dense state

>>73089287
no

>>73089240
I KNOW
THAT YOU REALLY MISS ME
AND YOU WANNA KISS ME

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>>73089271

SEVEN APPLES ON THE WITCH'S TREE

>>73092369
this x100

>>73091404
unironically better than the original beverly hills