Who are the heaviest band of all time and why is it Bowling for Soup?

They're unironically one of my favorite bands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqC5iX5Vwk

>burger music

Their biggest hit (1985) was a cover song that made no improvement over the original

>>73084158

https://youtu.be/-sy8ulwexfY

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>>73084148
What's that? Couldn't hear you over the sound of being made great again.
>>73084158
Yes it did. And their other hits were much better anyway.

>be in american band
>be fat

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>>73084201
It wasn't always this way...

https://youtu.be/3VziZIabS7o

>>73084104

Holy fuck the lead singer got huge

>>73084104
That's not Conan.

>>73085838

There are heavier bands but I saw them on Saturday and holy shit my ears are still ringing. They were great.

>>73084104
lol they're fat good joke

>>73086090
Well conan for me are the "heaviest" n the sense that they sorta take trad doom to its extreme consequences.
Would love to see them live to be honest

>>73086147

Check out Slabdragger. They're my current favorite doom band. Very underrated.

>>73086090
Wish they would visit Atlanta. They and Bongripper really push how heavy music can be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFRkw1sxBHs

>>73087119

Haha what man I saw Conan at 529 on Saturday. It was the Atlanta Doom Fest. I'm sorry you missed it. They've been to Atlanta twice in the last year. Bongripper will probably never come here though.

>>73087131
Yep, found out about it too late. Also found out the pun in the >>73084104 too late too.

>>73087171

Oh okay you made it sound like you hadn't heard about the show. Hopefully next time. Sux there aren't any other good doom shows in the near future