Warning: Don't watch

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I repeat: do NOT watch this movie. Really. It'll ruin you

>be me a couple of days ago
>be a depressed piece of shit
>want to kill myself
>huge John Frusciante fan
>not that big into the Chili Peppers so I haven't watched pic related
>Find out I'm basically the exact same age Frusciante was when Blood Sugar Sex Magik came out
>Want to see how much better he is than me because I hate myself
>Get really fucking wasted while watching the movie
>Buy completely into the California meme
>decide I'll start a new life in there
>Buy the first reasonably cheap plane tickets to LA
>be eurofag so it costs over 300€ one way
>go to the airport
>it's 1 hour away and the plane is in 9 hours
>for some reason I'd rather sleep there than at home
>get to airport, go to sleep on some chairs
>a couple of hours later, some guy wakes me up
>tells me he wants to see my ticket
>still somewhat drunk so I think it's some kind of scam
>he starts speaking English because I'm not answering him
>realise he has official security uniform so I start looking for my ticket on phone
>he definitely thinks I'm retarded at this point
>tells me I'm not allowed to sleep there
>plenty of people on the other benches are sleeping too, somehow that's ok
>want to go back to sleep but I'm afraid I'll get thrown out
>Start sobering up while I'm sitting there awake
>Realise how fucking useless I am
>This entire plan is fucking retarded
>I'll be depressed in LA too
>Get seriously anxious that I won't even get to enter the country without a return ticket
>They'll think I'm trying to immigrate which I really was too
>go home
>try to get plane ticket refunded
>the refund period endsd 4 hours after purchase and it's 15 minutes past that
>can't get my money back
>have to pay 10€ fee to even apply to get taxes refunded
>go to sleep

This was days ago, I haven't left my room other than to piss
I'm far more serious about killing myself now
All because of a shitty fucking black and white documentary