what does /mu/ think of lorde?

She seems like a relatively normal person and I would enjoy having a tumultuous but cute relationship eventually culminating in us breaking up in the rain.
Also I want to lick her asshole while she bullies my penis

Is she considered to be thicc?

>>73036737
sounds like my current relationship, we split up and my ex fucked a guy with a massive cock now i feel inadequate no matter how much she says otherwise. shit im drunk

>>73036647
>I'm not like these other Top 40 girls

>>73036647
Best pop star around rn. Her music is pretty decent and shes not whorish at all

>>73036647
pretty uggo

>>73036647
she looks better now

>>73036647
gorgeous

it's hard to not crush on her honestly

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dat child bearing body

>>73036647
9/10 qt I really want to gf her

>>73036647
a average body you'd see on the streets around the world

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>>73037143
>>73037328
She's a single mom you know

>>73037348
she loses all her points, what a whore

>>73036765
Big cocks are overrated man they make sex more difficult and the majority of the time it just causes them pain. Big cock anon here

>>73036647
Do we have feet pics yet?

>>73036647
average

>>73036765
my ex is dating someone and i'm feeling like shit too, fuck this

>>73037538
shes not a mom lmao

>>73037348
>>73037538

it's her friends kid, not hers

She's ugly, her body looks like a fridge, and her music's boring as fuck. Only think I can respect about her is telling her fans to stop the bullshit when they started pulling Beyhive style hive mind garbage.

>>73037944
imagine being this jealous of beautiful pop star

>>73037348
>>73037538
Fuck off this isn't real. And don't call her a whore.

>>73037926
>lmao
kys

>>73037961
Nah, shes mostly irredeemable. Not good looking like Katy Perry, not musically talented like Janelle Monae.

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here is my cutest picture of her
i share this with you all
take care friends

>>73037996
>kys
lmao

>>73038070
One day, will I be as pretty as her?

>>73038026
but entirely more relevant and authentic than that cunt grimes ay

>>73036647
she looks better

>>73038437
she looks like same old lorde to me, not sure what you guys mean

Normal looking chicks don't get famous in music without being legitimately talented.

>>73038481
Bullshit, thats a meme that really needs to die.
Otherwise how would you explain megan trainor

>>73038730
She appeals to the body positivity movement. Lorde, may be a little big, but I've never heard that she is famous for the same way.

desu i've only heard about her cuz she did a Tears for Fears cover

I think she will outdo Pure Heroine with Melodrama t b q h

>>73038787
I disagre, you can easily say the same thing for lorde:
Lorde appeals to the teen who think they are smart for realising that pop music is often vapid.

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>>73037978
>waifufag rage

>>73038918
Yeah but how many of those teens are there.

>>73039349
Every year there are more of them, probably more than the body positivity movement

>>73036765
You just gotta find a girl with a small vagina or do as god intended and start taking the cock instead of giving it

>>73039585
sounds like a win-win

>>73039441
Still don't buy it, but Im' not gonna argue you if there isn't any objective right answer

>>73038070
lorde is cuter than that blonde girl, id def be going for her

>>73036647
o i am cummin

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>>73036647

>>73036859
This, cute bellybutton though, would poke.

>>73036647
She's everyday sort of attractive, the type of girl I'd get a crush on if I knew her IRL, but as a celebrity I don't know personally, she's not even in the same league as many of her peers.

>>73039659
Stfu pussy boy go fuck your mother >:(.

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>>73036647

she looks 50 with a 30 year drinking problem

>>73038190
Ah shit, you're right. I have had Grimes filtered for so long on here I forgot she existed.