my phallus does not come without charge

My genitalia requires some form of payment for your use

my penal shaft can be bought or rented, but will not be freely given or lended.

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The title I have given you is "intercourse"

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I persuaded Mary, who has not yet known a man, to inhale stimulants in an automobile

Reddit

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Youngsters - I no longer have the use of my eyes

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>>73008041
CORPULENT

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Since I considered your physical appearance to be very sexually arousing, I would perform oral sex on your biological father for your hand in marriage

>>73010477
Not homosexual

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>>73010477
Initially, I have no respect for the woman you are in a relationship with and those with whom you associate

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Perhaps you would be so kind as to inform me why the general population has a tendency to insert the penis into the vaginal opening.