>ITT : Musicians you wish had done porn instead of music

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This one did BOTH!

>>72964216
>>72964213
sorry it's not "musicians you wish had done neither porn or music"

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>>72964193

>>72964233
You might've gotten dubs but your reply makes absolutely no sense.

>>72964233
kek

I'm sure Kesha was a few weeks away from doing porn before her music succeeded

>>72964233
This.

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any porn lookalike actor????

>>72964271
Objectively the best answer.

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>>72964193

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Why not both?

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She don't want to be the one, she said.

>>72964521
DELET TIHS

CARLY PURE

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>>72964529
Are you sure?

>>72964487
Is there more talented person in this generation?

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>>72964193
99% of the whole kpop scene [spoiler]boys included[/spoiler] desutbh

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>>72964474
delet this right now

>>72964558
No but Carly's music is too good to give her up to porn.

>>72964193
I wish Joanna made facesitting femdom videos

>>72964474
what the fuck anon

>>72964474
A blind woman?

>>72965365
she's not blind

>>72965383
She sure looks like it

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>>72965445
it looks like there's something wrong with one of her eyes and it gives her an odd stare

>>72965478
this looks like a teenage boy

>>72965478
Yeah, so ugly and blind

Debbie Harry from Blondie

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>>72965490
I think you're just gay

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>>72964262
>i dun ged it

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I can't understand why Minaj actually succeeded at being a musician in the first place.

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I don't want to see Lana get dicked by dudes, but I wish she did solo cam vids and foot fetish JOI vids. Maybe some girl-on-girl scenes every now and then. She's my dream woman

>>72965706
good verse on an important kanye album

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she's rail thin but she has a sexy voice, especially now that her drawl's more pronounced. maybe not porn but something in the "hot talk" area of pornography.

>>72964464
James Deen maybe

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>>72964487
She's on drums and >pic related slapping da bass

>>72964691
Seriously. Her of all people? Not Charli or someone else?

>>72965995
can you imagine julien baker doing porn? I think she would cry

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>>72964193

Shakira.

>>72964271
You know her shit would be filthy.

>>72964271
oh my gosh

all of the model/actress turned musician desu

>>72964474
>>72965478
>>72965543
I have a lesbian vid where the girl looks exactly like julien except add 5 years and make her super thicc

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>>72964193
sexiest man in the world

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Pre byrne only

>>72964213
yeah
SNUFF porn that is

>>72964474
>>72965478
>>72965543
Would wife /10

>>72966440
Ahare that shit anon.

>>72965755
Stop embarrassing yourself with your lack of understanding the hip-hop scene years ago.

>>72966894
motherless /00F8169

give it a chance, you can see the resemblance after a while

>>72966976
Alright thanks.

>>72966976
Thanks man. Got it to watch later.

>>72964675

> weeping song video escalating quickly

what's the name of the one with the huge tits? (not marina, the other one)

>>72964271
/thread

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>>72967419

Angel Olsen

She even has a pornstar name

Going to see her tonight senpaitachi

>>72967419
Angel Olsen

>>72964271
I honestly don't believe she doesn't under a pseudonym

>>72966777
Always thought he looked 90% like my uncle.

>>72967449
im gay and i'd still spend the entire time looking at her tits

not out of attraction but respect and wonder, as one would intently examine a grand painting in a museum

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both of them but nicki espcially.

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TInashe also. great tits and real pretty.

>>72964490
Probably has a fucking 7 and a half inches and his girth is fucking 6 inches thick.

>>72967579
Please be in L O N D O N

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>>72964771
This you.

>>72964438
milo yiannopoulos when he gets old

>>72965478
She's probably a freak.
Ugly and chubby girls usually are.
while 10/10 cuties are a dime a dozen aside from missionary.

>>72965706
GAYS,SLAYS,AND LITTLE GIRLS.

>>72965897
kek james been doesn't have that god tier gap between his teeth. he has normie teeth.

>>72964262
it's pretty simple lad

>>72967449
I wish i could lay my head in between her breasts.

>>72967686
Asap is probably the only handsome looking black man in hip hop right now

>>72967712
NYC (where angel olsen ISN'T touring soon)

>>72967829
He's gorgeous.

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>>72967677
Seconding this

>>72967686
you know he sucked mad dick to get where he is today

>>72964233
dubs confirm.

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>>72964563
''no''

>>72964271
no, shes disgusting up close
sure she might have nice body but her face is fucked cuz drugs and the rest

>>72967873
He's probably bisexual anyway.

>>72967449
Fuck, i forgot it was Roundhouse tonight. Really pissed off I can't go. I really need to see her live. If she plays Drunk and With Dreams I might actually cry.

all of them

>>72967686
needs to lose his skinnyfat belly

>>72964271
This. She would've been so fucking filthy, Jesus Christ

>>72965946
niggerfucker

>>72967893
Yes yes yes
Girl-on-girl action with someone who is like 20 centimeters shorter preferably

>>72967829
Nas, Q-Tip, Frank Ocean, (Kind of in Hip-Hop) Big K.R.I.T, Andre 3000

Maybe I just have low standards but I'd suck all their dicks in a heartbeat.

>>72968830
dont forget j. cole cause he went full platinum with no features

>>72964193
why not both her 2nd album is so good

>>72967746
cuuuuute :3

>>72968830
>but I'd suck all their dicks in a heartbeat.
no fags please

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>>72964271

>>72966777
I wish he did porn as well as music. He'd film POV clips of wannabe starlets blowing him for a way into showbiz

>>72966954
Were you even a double digit age when my beautiful dark twisted fantasy came out?

>>72965735
I want her to make abstract ASMR erotica where you never see her but she just whispers about naked bodies writhing in California and what she is doing to your dick while a vaguely neo-noir soundtrack plays ever so slightly. You get a POV of "you" touching a naked woman without penetration and just rolling around with her until you both sweat. She eventually brings that one dude from The National and Timber Tamber and you have this intense bisexual foursome where the girl gets insanely well rogered, you get anal from The National guy and then Hot Dreams plays and you bust your nut on Lanas face which turns into tears and you fade to black.

>>72965839
"All I wanna do is taste your cum, until the sun comes down"

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bruh

>>72969489
Fucking this. She already looks like a pornstar desu

>>72969489
priya rai, thank me later

>>72964262
fitting that a grimes fan would be this stupid

>>72968137
>>/pol/
moron

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>>72964271
fucking 'ell

>>72965568
STOP WATCHING PORN

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>no obvious iggy azalea
guys...

>>72969627
who?

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knowing him it wouldn't have been too much of a stretch

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>>72965568
>>72969613
I managed to succesfully quit porn by having Varg's disapproving mug in another tab, ready to switch as soon as I cum. After doing this about 8 times, now I can't fap without thinking of Varg and his pure Thulean ideals. I feel so guilty.

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>>72965278
Youre not wrong

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>>72964193

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>>72969489
correct choice

Fuckin disgusting sentiment

>>72964438
brian is probably the least sexual being of all time

>>72969801
slightly less disgusting than acting as if you enjoy their records on 4chan mu of all places

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>>72969684

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pls

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>>72969489

>>72969522
>I've been watching priya for over five years now probably
I wish there was more to my life than music and porn

>>72969662
Brb trying this right now

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>>72969624

>>72967661
gross

>>72966029
As someone who's seen her live, I think I'd like that thought...

>>72969662
So, now you are fapping while thinking of Varg?

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>>72964193
>nobody posts this

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>>72969624

>>72969801
I'm surprised more SJW types don't post more honestly. There's so much to be outraged about

>>72970959
Just visit /co/, there's plenty of SJW whining there.

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>>72969679
>>72965278

THISSSSSSS

>>72971120
Andy is a lucky guy

>>72971120
>>72969679
>>72965278
i also echo this sentiment
imaging getting smothered under those cheeks...my god

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>>72969624

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larks tongue indeed mr fripp

Funny thing is, every single one of the major pornstars is far better looking than practically every "musician" posted in this thread

>>72971727

nah, most porn stars look like generic boring basic sluts. basically "sexy" for normies.

>>72969456

You had me at ASMR erotica, lost me at bi group sex. I don't want any other dudes near me when I'm having sex, just girls and their sweet pussies. And I know because I had a three way with two Asian girls one time.

>>72971727

Charli XCX looks just like most of the popular British pornstars. Had she been Charli XXX, she wouldn't look any different.

>>72970380
is this real
i haven't turned on the tv in a reaallllyyyyy long time

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>>72969820
“I’ve got my secret here. I don’t tell anybody my secret,” confides Brian, still sitting by his piano. “I have a secret… I’ll tell you anyway: I don’t have any sex, OK? The secret is abstaining from orgasm. An Einsteinian formula that if you abstain from having an orgasm for, say, 10 years, you create a void in your brain. In other words, if you don’t express and orgasm for 10 years, it’s a long time, right? Most people think two weeks without an orgasm’s a long time.

“And I did that, y’know? My dad told me in high school: ‘Son, now you’re gonna be going through a lot of hell as you grow up, and the one thing you should never do is you should not have orgasms and masturbate and you should not fuck with girls.’ And I tried it out. I’d been jacking off all summer, y’know? And toward the end of the summer, I’m going into my junior year in high school and my dad lays that on me. I go there and I try it out and I say: ‘What the fuck is this shit? Hey, wait a minute, man, I like <i>not coming<i> better than coming!’ And I kept going that way for a long, long time and finally I came to the conclusion that I’m gonna tell people my secret. But I just don’t want some chick to go: ‘Oh, that’s your secret? Well here, I’ll make you come’… Ain’t that a weird trip?”

http://www.uncut.co.uk/blog/beach-boys-trying-destroy-77465#GZLxi831iyBAbXEg.99

>>72971873
Yep. It's from her Mo Bounce video.

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desu

>>72971120
Those breasts looks disgusting and off balance

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>>72964271
Yes.

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>>72972027
Especially during the era in your pic, when she was wearing all the latex dresses and looking curvy as hell. She rresembled Jayden Jaymes back then

>>72967518
me too

>>72964567
they wish they could've done porn too

>>72972219
who is this semen demon

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>>72972343
Marina Diamandis from Marina and the Diamonds.

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This squeaking bitch. And Britney.

>>72965278
>facesitting femdom videos
i-i-its this a thing??

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BSDM
Furry
BLACKED

>>72972687

Bjork is pure

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>>72964193

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>>72964299
>>72972219
>>72972388
>posting old pics

>>72972027
jayden james is literally her: the porn version

>>72972687
god damn bjork so sexy bro

>>72970959
>I'm surprised more SJW types don't post more honestly
they were all over the place 4 years ago and /mu/ got sick of them
(not to mention, they only care about misogyny if it's from white men below 6'2")

>>72964262
he meant "nor" not "or"

>>72964247
amazing answer

>>72969597
lmao

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>>72972785
>furry
fucking max chortle my friend

>>72972785
>Furry
>BLACKED

jesus, a furfag and a cuck, zero chance you have any redeemable human qualities

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>>72973793
wow summers come early

>>72969597
she is such a fucking loser that I wouldn't be surprised if she does it after her 15 seconds of fame are up

>>72973842
why r u so mean

>>72967793
This. Most of the other people itt were pretty attractive and made decent music, but Avril Lavigne is 10/10 and makes pretty bad music

>>72964567
fucking sluts

>>72965278
Ehhh but the thing is this is porn instead of music. I'd love to see Joanna Newsom porn but would I give up her music for it? Probably not

>>72969624
>>72970380
>>72970676
Iggy Azaelia is the best answer. Nothing of value would be lost except maybe Charli's career, but she was doing fine anyway.

>>72964521
looks like my ex

:(

>>72964487
Holy shit I never realized how brilliant the birdhouse + gasmask combo is until now

>>72974157
elaborate please?

>>72971748
they're only "generic" and "boring" because you idealize people who are involved in music

of course there are hundreds of pornstars throughout the years who are better looking than every one of the people posted on /mu/

>>72965478
she is so perfect

>>72964474
>>72965478
>>72965543

a lesbo hillary clinton mouthbreather with greasy hair? what the hell is wrong with you retards?

>>72965946

god bless this woman and everything she does

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>>72966791
My nigga. Imagine the threesomes.

>>72973793

>lets just ignore her vast knowledge about a obscure fetish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhzdWF2e5qU
im not into frurry/blacked btw

>>72967893
Ew no
>>72971525
Nothing is jiggling?

>>72969522
she makes the weirdest fucking noises though

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Don't fuck with me about this

>>72964271
what a skank

>>72964567
such a travesty that porn is banned in korea

can you imagine all the shit that would come out of there?

>>72973842
shes fucking rich she can do anything

>>72967579
ew fags pls leave

>>72970481
hnnng

Bjork and Kate Bush. Cmon

>>72975603
Awful taste

Saw porn earlier today with a girl that looked like that girl from Chvrches.

>>72975603
bjork looks terrible naked, you actually don't want to see it.

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>>72974777
>threesomes
>trips

>>72964474
Julien Baker is not for sexual.

>>72976662
now i do

>>72972836
He'd be far prettier than most porn actresses he'd do vids with

>>72969627
But she did. Sorta.

>>72972785
This

>>72967881
Like porn stars then?

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>>72972073
hng

>>72976956
Any Pr0n Stars that look like bjork?

>>72967449
>Going to see her tonight senpaitachi

post pics

>>72972073
>>72978991
Sky is my dream girl

>>72979015
seconding this

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>>72964233

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>>72969644
Lena

>>72964271
>>72969135
>>72969578
More please

>>72964271

a 7/10. She looks fucking gross and I jerk off to ugly amateur shit

>>72964558
>>72964521
Aria Alexander

>>72970481
Alizee made better music than most of the whores posted put together

also she is way too cute for porn anyway

>>72969522
Get your eyes examined, thank me later.

>>72970481
>implying porn would be better than https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

>>72964675
You just know he is into some filthy shit

>>72969627
lena meyer landrut

>>72966284
Niykee Heaton

>literally spelled Niykee

>Musician


Pick one

>>72967449
The fuck kind of haircut is that
>>72979015
Just search ugly kike
>>72975279
I know, It's great

>>72965839
>she's rail thin

so fucking what

>>72967579
man you really are a faggot that sentence made me cringe hard

>>72964193
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>>72964216
>>72964271
>>72964299
>>72964474
>>72964487
>>72964521
>>72964558
>>72964567
>>72965478
>>72965543
>>72965706
>>72965735
>>72965839
>>72965946
>>72966284
>>72966791
>>72967449
>>72967661
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>>72967793
>>72967871
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>>72969135
>>72969489
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>>72969684
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>>72970117
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>>72981399
>2017
>being sexually attracted to women
disgusting

>>72981534
>gay man being this shamelessly desperate for attention
not doing a whole lot to break to stereotypes here are you my friend

>>72971120
she looked like shit in inherent vice. i dunno if they aged her or just stripped off the makeup, but it was bad.

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>>72979706
She looks nothing like Carly.

>>72964271
>implying she hasn't already

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>>72972388
>from Marina and the Diamonds

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facialabuse

>>72982208
>tfw you will never be sweet with alice and just give her a loving smooch

>>72976592
i won't judge if you share it here

>>72964193
She once spoke about using only one square of toilet paper to conserve resources.

like, ew.

>>72983295
>using only one square of toilet paper
what kind of savage would do such a thing

>>72981534
Why not both?

>>72969662
My fucking sides

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Also possibly both

>>72964464
Sufjan is NOT FOR SEXUAL
He's for cuddles and romance

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Can't believe no one's posted this pic yet.

Isn't there photos of some Penthouse model that looks exactly like her?

>>72981534
>being gay

back to Chechnya

>>72983701
Why assume he's gay? He might be into animals you shitlord

Not sure if they can be considered musicians, but most female EDM DJs are pretty hot and the world wouldn't miss their work if it was entirely destroyed.

>>72965946
I want to slap her (b)ass

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>>72964271
she's already working her way towards it desu senpai

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Severina did a widely, inadvertently released porno.

Shit is filthy desu.

>>72969662
I should try this.

>>72985127
GRAVY

>>72985471
who's that creepy mixed race guy with glasses who looks like devy's long lost brother

someone has to know what i'm talking about

>>72985513
anthony fantano the eurasian mongrel?

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>Wow chakka chakka wow wow

>>72969624
search up Goldie Rush
similar face

>>72985725
we don't want to watch porn of her, we just want her to stop making music

>>72979226
we will never find out:(

>>72983598
Oh my god she reminds me of my fuck buddy back in high school.