ITT: times when the melon got it completely wrong

>>72963849
"Times someone had a different opinion"

The only thing keeping this board alive are sharethreads

>>72963860
"We're not allowed to discuss a highly popular music critics opinion about music"

The only thing killing this board is people like you

>>72963860
In your opinion.

>>72963849
Strongly agree
>>72963870
I would normally agree but I know a secret.

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not even trolling

>>72963849
This is like one of my favourite albums damn

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It's not their best album but it's better than a 6 for sure

https://youtu.be/lvaN2sx7EfA

He can never be wrong because he has a higher busy level than anyone else, he knows all the music

>>72963870
calling other peoples' opinions wrong is hardly a discussion is it

>>72964451
people can debate me on why hes not wrong, its just my opinion

geez is it really that hard to understand

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fuckin MELONHEAD

>>72963849
I agree. Atari is such a good song.

>>72964473
are you retarded, 12, or both?

>>72965142
that video was his plebiest moment yet. Amnesiac and TKOL are some of Radiohead's best

>>72963870
>someone points out how stupid it is to dwell on his opinion
>"OH SO NOW WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT ON WHAT HE THINKS"

>>72965312
if you think that im wrong for thinking that fantano is wrong, then tell me why you literal god damn autist

>Government Plates
>6/10

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>Slowdive
>4/10

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I had been cooling down on his opinions for about a year leading up to this, but i seriously can't believe how much he misunderstood this album.

>>72964473
You didn't even say why you think he's wrong, you made close to zero effort to have any discussion. People on this board just like substanceless bitching about reviewers and its sad desu fampai

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MBDTF LIGHT 6

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i've hated him since this

>>72965881
this

bish bosch

Lemme break some new ground here for y'all.

Music is subjective.

>>72965881
syro sounded like some kids soundcloud project. the sounds were just so bad and i dont understand why it was released

>>72966083
nice try melon

>>72965881

even Scaruffi liked this album and he thinks AFX is overrated

>>72966220
Why are you using your brain power to remember details like that?

>>72966246

why not?

>>72966256
Literally anything else would be more valuable information.

>>72965809
Exactly what it deserved

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>Oblivion Access
>5/10

>The Money Store
>11/10 GOATAT ALBUM MY DICK IS EXPLODING
>Government Plates
>light 6

>>72966313

nah

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>>72963849
Absolutely reprehensible

>>72963849
Actually, he has never been wrong.

>>72965809
*not liking Uncle Adams
<<<<calls himself a music reviewer baka

>>72965881
>>72966785
these

>>72966814
>never been wrong
>gave a Death Grips album a 10
ok m8

>>72965809
Seconding this. A six I could understand, but a four? What the fuck? And it seemed like his central point was "this isn't as good as Souvlaki" and no fucking shit

TMR

>>72966785
Replica is superior

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>times Mellon hit the nail on the fucking head

>>72963849
this is a 10/10 album

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>>72966785
yeah wtf

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>The Slip was better conceptually
>This is all over the place
>It feels dated

Album isn't perfect, but I cannot comprehend these sttaements, especially with comparisons to The Slip

Hesitation Marks is best since The Fragile, imho

>>72964473
geez

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>too soft vocals
>voice sounds cold and lifeless
>needs more variety
he's singing about his dead mother you impervious asshat

>>72967854

holy shit Sufjan fans are insufferable

>MUH FEELS
>IT'S GOOD BECAUSE PEOPLE DIED, WHO CARES ABOUT SONGWRITING

fuck off. a 7 for that album is generous.

>>72967854
>illinois lite
yeah, 7 is pretty fitting
age of adz might be an 8 or even 9 on a good day. same with illinois.

>>72967938
Hi, Anthony!

>>72963894
holy shit a white girl on 4chan will you be my gf

>>72966785
R Plus Seven is incredibly shitty and (maybe even worse) tame. Especially compared to Replica and Garden of Delete.

>>72967489
Only if that number is supposed to be a 1.

>>72968016

not an argument

>>72966814
he used to work at the record store, he had everything before anyone

>>72968016
>anyone who disagrees with me is a melon
fuck off. Sufjan is horribe

>>72966313
pretentious kid

>>72967078
It's a boring album
Go look at the other albums he's given 4/10 and tell me with a straight face it's better

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thankfully, I don't take his opinion seriously

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hmmmmm

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>>72969166
worthless tbqh

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Pic related

>>72965567
>that video was his plebiest moment yet
>Amnesiac and TKOL are some of Radiohead's best
>TKOL

you won't be able to appreciate the irony, but everyone else should. TKOL is unironically their worst album. worse than pablo honey. it's the height of contrarian hipsterdom to claim that it's one of their best. you don't even genuinely think that

>>72969207
>you like an album that I don't like? fucking contrarian hipsters
end your life

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Fudgethony Packertano can eat shit

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>painting with
>5

It's at least a seven

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Without a doubt, his worst review yet

>>72965809
This.

>>72968143

>Garden of Delete

Thanks for reminding me of that shitty album.

>>72967489
he's actually right

>>72965142
>>72965809
>>72965880
>>72965881
>>72966785
>>72967489
>>72969473
>>72969528
He was correct for all of these

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What did he mean by this

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>>72966357
My conspiracy theory regarding his Oblivion Access review is that he actually liked it but gave it a low score just to irk the people that Ugly himself raps about in the album that never form their own opinions and only wait to hear about what others have to say about something before commenting on it themselves.

Or maybe I'm just retarded.

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>>72969205

True.

Even worst with HCE, it's at least a 7 if you're not a fan.

> Not emotional
> Skipping Routine

>>72966357
>>72970977

He unironically shat on Oblivion Access and said that it sounded like an edgy teenager's diary. He also used memes in the video. Oblivion Access is a pretty fucking serious work of art so to see this manchild discuss it in that way turned me off his channel forever, haven't watched a video of his since.

>>72971328
Oh I know when he called it edgy I was like come the fuck on dude, really? Of all the shit you've reviewed and all the actually edgy shit you enjoy, OA is what you call edgy?

>>72970930
Should have got a 2 desu, over rated trash.

>>72963849
No, that was a very meh album

I would of give it a 4

We wuz kangs album is 8/10 max

>>72968203
agree but wouldn't say horrible. just boring and middling. could put on if i needed to all asleep in during daylight hours

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WRONG

>>72967601
Eh, kind of agree with him on this one, not the strongest album he's released

>>72971687
I would give it 8/10 personally, I don't really understand the complaints he gives out, I respect them naturally, but I cannot really get them. I do think 6/10 overall is too low for it, imho.

>>72970630
t. pleb

>>72965842
to be fair that album is a bit of snorefest. Tho I love the title track and Jubilee Street

>>72963879
Wats ur secrit

>meme albums
kill yourselves

>>72965880
Deserved less

>>72969528
fantano doesn't understand electronic music

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no

>>72971392
>>72971328
Didn't he rate the bed wetter album like shit because he couldn't stop thinking about Sean kemp in the psych ward?

I think in this circumstance he was wrong to rate it low.

>>72963894
Agreed, it's great background or party music, production's great. Lyrics aren't good, but it didn't deserve to be grouped with the "Not Good" albums

Gore -Deftones

>>72972427
t.bigger pleb

>>72972733
t. biggest pleb

6/10 for Clockwork Angeles
fuck you that's a top 5 rush album

>>72969528
this

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>>72965567
>calls amnesiac overrated
>sucks Kid A's dick

fucking melon

giving The Money Store a 10

>>72970630
>He was correct for all of these
What did he mean by this

>>72969207
that's you having a conversation with yourself. that's what you're conditioned to do. everyone else has an intelligent standard for what is good and what is bad

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>Most people on this board can't handle a different opinion
>Defend it by saying they're just criticising his views
>Don't actually critique his points just say "I like it he's wrong"

>>72963849
he said the Devo cover of satisfaction was bad
like what the FUCK man

>>72977421
it's much better than the turd that is the original song

>>72969166
what album?

>>72963894
you have a double digit IQ

>>72977421
wtf

>>72978113
To Be Kind

>>72978113
The Oldfags - Lurk More

>>72977396
Music is subjective anyway.

The problem here isn't that people don't want to say why, but that they give a shit to begin with.