FREESTYLE THREAD #2

as i lay down to sleep
i weep
then i peep the weed on my dresser
Yes sir!
25 lighters and not getting brighter
smoke the kush just lile a cigarette
ur mom smells my breath
and says
I LOVE THAT SHIT
then i cruise down the road
accidentally squished a toad
so i hop in the boat
and make the tities float
ill dump ur body in a ditch
you sad little BITCH

smoke ching kong like king kong
ripping big weed out of my big bong
sing along
sing along
before i tie a noose around ur neck
with my dads thong
smell the weed its in the air
and accumulated in my pubic hair
i bang bitches o the side walk at night
when people walk by its
a fright
scary sights to see everywhere
but the weed keeps me sober
i love uber
it takes me places ive never been
then i use it to run people over
game over, plow
i shot you, wow!
kush in my dna
all different types of strands
dna dna dna
wtf are you gay??
ill kill you twice if you cross me once
dont look my way boy, unless ur done
wipe my ass with a moist towelette of ur tears
then smear the blood on ur moms forehead
then i mop the floor with her head
i spit that real shit mayne
now shut up before i blast you agayne

yall fraudulent and fallacious
yall be grippin like crustaceans
i be ridin with them haitians
keep these females steady waitin
inhibited and insecure yeah im steady flakin
plebeians i be hatin
in my romper avoid that chafing
interview last friday bitch im shaving
sleep every night hoping i dont awaken
wanna date an art hoe but they always taken
swervin side to side yeah we call that snakin
quake champions beta bitch im steady quakin
drug test in a couple days and then im steady bakin
14 lines like a sonnet boy i be Shaken

best lines:

>>72911993
>you can tell by my pentameter
>that my cock has a large diameter

>>72912036
>then i peep the weed on my dresser
>Yes sir!

>>72912137
>dna dna dna
>wtf are you gay??

#bars

im hanging by a thread
my lifes filled with dread
my hair is full of dreads
my gun is full of lead
my pocket is full of deads
im sick of being judged like dredd
aim it at your head
and kill you til your dead
then go get some head
and cut off your sisters leg
after that, ill fry her brain like an egg
you heard what i said
slick rick aint got shit
on this quick shit i spit
hit a lick and spend it quick
thats the motto
when you see me
look like i hit the lotto
and i do tricks like Otto
i got the rocket power
so dont come in here lookin sour
ill blast you for an hour
rate/post your best lyric, mates

>>72912577
lyrical slaughterhouse
>checkd and kekd

With these guns niggas lives be taken
Watch out motherfucker with my crew you shakin
Droppin all these other niggas close range
Tell the cops don't take no change
Ridin in the phantom with three of my hoes
Pull up to the club nigga ridin real slow
Pussy real nice slide in these hoes
Them hoes so wet need a towel to help
Dive in these hoes call me Michael Phelps
Cause we waz kangz nigga
Uh uh
Cause was kangz
See my nigga in the back of the car
But these bicth ass niggas can get so far
Cause I be strapping and I send them packin
With the uzi in my hand felt like a real nigga
And my pockets all day be getting bigger
Smokin all day and the hoes in my lap
Cause these hoes looking for the cream of the crop
With my big ass dick hoes be thirstin
Like aquafina Gina I'm meaner you beaner
Like Donald Trump, with my gold be told
Build a wall of dank ass kushner nigga fuck you ho
Uh we waz kangz kangz kangz kangz
Ugh Percocet Percocet
Come at me hoes

Robbin the store don't call me a bore she gonna ride this dick all day like I Ain't gonna snore
Too much weed and ammunition and when I pop the Molly my gun ain't missin
Get a load of this nigga think he hard
I pull the Glock from my rari in my backyard
Take all of his cash say fuck you trash
These pussy ass niggas sent runnin
And I ain't stuntin
Run run fast as you can
The kang of the kangz
The kang of the kangz
Take out the Burger King man

I'm a paranoid andriod?
No,i'm the trap android
You think that i'm a chik
But i a have a dick
Yes,i havea pee pee
Wat?Are you ,mad boi?
Fuck it!Suck my cock mad boi
I'm a girl and i'm a boy
I'm the trap android

That line was sheeeeit,but i'm not
I have a BBP,a big black PEE-PEE

Uh huh, yeah
Uh huh, uh huh, yeah
Yeah, uh huh
Dunk House, yeah
Yeah, here we go
Uh huh, mmm
'Bout to lay down another track, y'all
Mmhmm, yeah for you
Mmhmm, yeah
Mmhmm, oh, yeah
Uh huh, here we go
Uh huh
Alright, I'm about to
About to, I'm about to start it for real, uh huh
Here we go
Uh huh, yeah
Yeah, uh huh, yeah
AHH, *ahem*
Uh huh, uh huh, yeah
Yeah, here we go
Here we go
Here we go for real
Uh huh, yeah
Yeah, uh huh, yeah
Here we go
Here we go for real
Uh huh, yeah
Jeyeah
Uh huh, yeah, yeah
Here we go, here we go
I came into the place
With a smile on my face
Uh huh, yeah
Ha ha, uh huh
Yeah, yeah, uh huh
Mmhmm, yeah
Alright, here we go for real, here we go for real
Yeah, here we go for real
Yeah, Um, uh...
Uh huh, yeah
Here we go for real
Ah ha ha
Yeah, here we go, here we go
Here we go, yeah
Umm...
Uh huh, yeah
Here we go
No, no, here we go
Yeah, uh huh, mmm
Mmm, uh huh, yeah
Yeah, uh huh
Here we go
Here we go, here we go
Uh huh, yeah
Um, sometimes I like to eat a lot of potato chips

hair pushed back wit my moms hairband
slowdive shirt desu that's my favorite band
young rich and pretty bro i got hella bands
i fucked your ex hoe then i flexed her for the gram
give me some grams no im not talkin teddy
nightmare on elm street bitch my face look like freddy
ill snort anything gimme some coke
gimme some dope
thin white duke wit a thin white dick
call me a faggot cause my bundle of sticks
will make your bitch sick
keep her gaggin on it keep her trappin on it
high on kpins nigga pull the pin cause im the fuckin bomb
my dick too fuckin long
she schlob on my schlong
ding dong

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>>72913210
>>72913011
>>72912995
>>72913210

Swag out my dick eatin' nuggets sweet and sour
Fap to hella scat at the top of every hour
Smokin' plastic forks with my chainsaw chillum
Mouth at the mic and my rhymes gon' kill 'em

KILL WHITEY CYPHER

[Intro: 2Pac]
AYY WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT NIGGA (FEEL ME)
JUST LIKE 21 SAVAGE IM A REAL STREET NIGGA (IM ALIVE)
FUCK THE WHITE MAN THEY NEED TO DIE NIGGA (HAIL MARY)
LIL YACHTY IS THE GOAT CUZ HE MADE 1 NIGHT NIGGA (NO NIGGA SERIOUSLY IM ALIVE)

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I'm a white cuck and I should kill myself
It's my fault that black people are killing themselves
I need to die because I'm white
So I'm gonna OD tonight

[Hook: DMX]
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
THEY CANT FUCK WIT US CUZ WE BLACK AND MIGHTY

[Verse 2: Hopsin]
First I fuck your cracka bitch then I fuck your cracka dog
Kill them both them have them suck my nigga cock
Then I look up at the sky and I think about things cuz I got knowledge
Like did the man who invented college go to college

[Hook: DMX]

[Verse 3: Logic]
Oh shit nigga I'm mixed but whites are the devil
I'm mulatto like Drake but white people are evil
Lynch all the whites they're scary as fuck
They love to see my lightskin cock cuz they cucks

[Hook: DMX]

[Verse 4: Run (DMC)]
These tricky white people always killing our people
(Fuckin whites really are the fuckin devil)
Like we said in Walk this Way (The whites need to go)
So get your (strap) load a (clip) and bum rush the show

[Hook: DMX]

[Bridge: Young Thug]
SKRRRRT SKRRRRRT SKRRRRT
KILL A NIGGA FUCK A NIGGA BITCH
SKRRRT SKRRT
LEAVE A WHITE NIGGA IN A DITCH

[Hook: DMX]

[Outro: Big L]
2Pac kills gay faggot crackas
Eminem is a gay faggot cracka
Hopsin kills gay faggot crackas
Logic kills gay faggot crackas
Run-DMC kills gay faggot crackas
Young Thug killls gay faggot crackas
DMX kills gay faggot crackas
I kill gay faggot crackas

This that rap god shit nigga
I rip every one of these motherfuckers down
Aye, rah, rah, rah
Rah, rah

Close eyes, see things
Fire up, tweaking
You in my freak dreams
You in my freak dreams
Bad bitch, you dig that
Get stacks, drive cars
Whip out, bitch out
Tits out, oh shit
My dick out, can she suck it right now?
Fuck, can she fuck right now?
I done asked twice now
Can you bring your price down?
Lil Boosie with the wipe down
A little woozy but I'm nice now
What the fuck right now?
What the fuck right now?
What the, what the fuck right now?
What if we fuck right now?
What if we fucked right in the middle
Of this motherfuckin' dinner table?
What if we just fucked at the Vogue party
Would we be the life of the whole party?
Shut down the whole party
Would everybody start fuckin'?
Would everybody start fuckin'?
Would everybody start fuckin'? They don't want nothin'
You motherfuckers living like half of your level, half of your life
I smack her on her ass if she ghetto, I ain't gon' lie
We be in the bathroom fucking like baby don't get too loud
I can, I can sing it, yeah

tick tock
tick tock
wrist watch
wrist watch
tick tock
tick tock
wrist watch
wrist watch
got more faces than a year book
pull up to the rollie store in this years look
smack the jeweler in the face if he ask for money
then i bend him over the counter and go for that sweet honey
stick it in his pot
round and round we go
then i smoke some pot
while ur dad licks it slow
chopped and screwed 24/7
thats the lean life
you mad as fuck cus u got a mean wife