Why doesn't /mu/ like her?

Grimes

Snek

snek

>>72909873

I would like her if I was a tween girl. Or a giant faggot. Which one are you?

What do you mean? She's our goddess waifu. Literally the most perfect woman to ever place a foot on Earth. Perfection in every single aspect.

>>72909873
I just don't care for her music and the content of her music kinda makes her sound like a bitch

>>72909873
she's an orbiter cum dumpster who panders to preteen girls. Basically she's the physical manifestation of my little pony.

>>72909918
young girls and gay guys make up most of /mu/ though

>>72909873
i don't care about /mu, i like her.

>>72909918
You're protecting, tell me what it's like being a faggot without wanting to admit it to yourself? The only people that think music taste has a relation to your sexuality are underaged rockist/metal fags.

>>72909873
She's a snek with the most basic music that panders to the lowest common denominator.

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Carly Rae Jepsen is superior in every imanginable aspect.

>>72910627
>>72909873
how is their fart game?

>>72910726
Taylor releases tiny squeaky farts slowly over time. Carly just lets em rip.

>>72910768
wtf i love Carly now!

snek

Mean girl.

bc /pol/ likes her

plus she's a shit tier pop musician

>>72910768
This is NOT true! Taytay is a PURE goddess and does NOT fart. Carly on the other hand is a disgusting leaf midget that farts all the time and enjoys the smell because she is gross

>>72911888
>Implying farting is a bad thing
>Implying Carly's height is a bad thing

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>>72910786
Jesus fucking christ, I was not expecting this

>>72911952
>liking gassy gross farty little migets
ew!

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>>72909873

/mu/ knows they could never get her, and she was the type of girl in high school that thought she was an outsider but would lust after chad and eventually get him.

/mu/ likes grims because she's a weird type of ugly/funny - they think she would be attainable in real life. but in reality grimes wants chad as much as taylor, but she is less likely to get him, so she pushes on the quirky side in hopes to be wanted by men. /mu/ thinks this makes her /ourgirl/. but /mu/ has a poor view of realiti

72912403
>grimesautismo has woken up
rip thread

>>72912042
>not liking gassy cute farty little petite girls
Ew, your taste!

>>72912403
You're gay.

>>72912403
>too much idiocy in one post
get a life, loser

>>72912555
>actually liking a girl that is just tiny gassy little fart machine
>actually liking a girl that farts as frequently as CRJ
>actually liking a girl that enjoys the gross smell of her own farts
EW! EW! EW!
TayTay is once again a pure and superior waifu

You're crazy, everyone loves Tay Tay, even the haters. Flat chested, bony, lanky, whatever, she's hot.

>>72909873
They hate her cuz they ain't her

>>72909873
Her music is good but she's just not pretty enough to be a waifu

>>72912964
>Not liking adorable little gas station
>Liking a girl that farts as infrequently as TayTay
>Liking a girl that doesn't even know what her farts smell like
>Liking a lanky snek who would snap in half if she ever did fart
Ew, what's wrong with you?
Tay will always be the inferior waifu, no matter what you try and say about Carly and her beautiful little rectum.

>>72913822
>liking a little fart machine like CRJ
>liking a 5' balloon filled with gross fartgas
>liking a girl that rips ass without any shame
>liking a girl that knows her own fart smell in and out because all she does is sit around on her couch and rip ass and take big whiffs
i bet the gross little midget would even fart around her fans without shame. That would be if she had any.
Face it, Carly is an irelevant little fart machine now and that is all she will ever be, TayTay is beloved by all and a huge star and perfect in every way!

>>72910786
top kek. saved for further use in Taylor threads

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i don't know how anyone could dislike this, TayTay is perfect

>>72909873
TayTay is perfect

>>72914299
>Not liking cute little fart machine Carly
>Still not realizing that her height is not a bad thing
>Liking a girl that is so shameful of her own body that she can't even fart
>Liking a girl, whose farts smell so bad, she herself can't even take it
And ill have you know that Carly has plenty of adoring fans that all accept her for the fart machine that she is.
She is very much relevant and made pop AOTY 2015. Tay is a lanky snek that would break her brittle bones even trying to fart like Carly. She is the inferior waifu and will forever remain the inferior waifu til the end of time

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>>72909873
How does anyone think she's attractive?

>skinny body, no tits or ass
>scrunched up eyes that make her look like a fox on crack
>tiny thin lips
>man jaw
>near bum chin
>thin yet pointy nose
>big crown

seriously, she's ugly as fuck. Oh and her music is terrible and she's a horrible person

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>>72916111
TayTay has godly facial A E S T H E T I C S

>>72915477
she's sexy and i like her music. her latest 2 albums are really good pop albums.

>She is very much relevant and made pop AOTY 2015.
that's art angels, plebster.

>>72910786
holy kek. At least it looks like there is still some hope left for /mu/

She is a snek

>>72916314
snek

>>72916070
>liking gross little smelly fart machine Carly
>being into farty stinky midgets
>liking a girl with no shame or manners
TayTay is the superior waifu. her farts do not smell bad because she does not fart. she is above disgusting acts like that. She has no ambitions to "fart like Carly"
Carly ripping ass without shame is not a good thing. Her stinking up her clothes, her bed and her recording studio with her foul farts is not a good thing.

>>72910119
it makes sense now that's why this board has such shit taste

>>72910786
>2015
kys

>>72910627
Ugly. She also has chapped lips.

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>>72916111
I understand, you're gay.

>>72917112
>Choosing a picture with a myspace angle

>>72910786
>being this upset over a trite pop star

>>72917112
>not liking low-test females make you gay

>flat tits
>no arse

mate if you find her attractive you might as well BE gay, she's barely a woman