who do you think is the best fighter in music?
Like who would fuck you up the worst in a fight
Josh Homme is my pick
*blocks your path*
i saw sia fight shee le beuf once so might have to pick her
>>72908448
but sheee lee buffstein fought midget sia
The guy from Oxbow
Mike Love and the brothers, according to Brian.
>>72908469
shit well if she threw down as a midget imagine regular sized sia. plus headshot impossible through hair
>>72908423
Daniel Johnston would fuck you up with his retard strength
Reznor seems like he'd fuck you up
I wouldn't cross Gira either
>>72908423
>>72908443
I choose Danzig and Fat Mike
follow-up question:
which musician would cry like a fag after being hit in the face?
pic related
>>72908443
I'm 95% sure I could take Henry
Maynard is a trained killer
>>72908510
Most of them
As I Lay Dying guy who killed his wife
>>72908507
kek
>>72908552
>who killed his wife
you know he went to prison for "trying" to kill his wife right
retard was so stupid he tried to hire an undercover police officer to do it
So far:
Josh Homme
Henry Rollins
Mike Love
Trent Reznor
Maynard James Keenan
Fat Mike
Danzig
Daniel Johnston (via retarded strength)
Greg Puciato
Midget Sia
Tim Lambesis (via murdering wife)
>>72908579
this
>>72908423
Possibly, but he seems kind of all talk
>>72908443
Right now he could probably beat me up
But back then I probably could have him beaten up because he was skinnier and only suckerpunched
>>72908474
>>72908494
>>72908508
These people would definitely fuck me up, maybe not Gira or Reznor tho.
>>72908507
I feel genuinely sad for Johnston, so I'd let him beat me up.
>>72908510
I'm a foot taller than Danzig so no
>>72908581
and Gira
James vocalist of harm's way.
>>72908581
Homme and Puciato would be my picks if I had to pick someone to back me up in a fight.
>>72908535
Maybe
2/2
>>72908611
>all talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl33poJNSE4
>>72908510
I don't imagine Turner would be that bad, I reckon you could find way wussier
>>72908640
This is all talk
>>72908611
Homme fucked up the guy from The Dwarves in a bar fight.
>>72908662
choose one
>>72908640
God I hate Josh Homme
>>72908665
>>72908669
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/josh-homme-sentenced-for-brawl-20050610
>>72908510
Morrissey
he's gonna throw his poo at ya
>>72908687
Holy shit I hate this guy even more now
>>72908734
Not as much as I do.
>>72908734
>>72908768
Do you think Grohl is good at fighting?
>>72908510
>Danzig
Great choice there buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD7agP1yxw
>>72908791
is that Big Show?
>>72908669
>in a bar fight
thats funny I read an article and it looks like he ambushed him backstage at a show and hit him in the head with a beer bottle
what a PUSSY
>not choosing Phil Anselmo
>>72908784
Probably
>>72908784
Interesting question. He reminds me of a guy I know who can fight, so I am going to say yes, yes he could hold his own.
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>>72908702
good ol grumpy allin is gonna throw his lumpy grumpy brownie poo at stinking dick licking you
Musicians I want to punch:
Dave Grohl
Alex Turner
Chris Martin
Brandon Flowers
BONUS non-musician:
Lena Dunham
>>72908845
It's a fun topic.
https://youtu.be/LKrUaY6hgpM
>>72908510
>>72908869
but dave grohl is a nice guy :(
>>72908884
part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekrqENhRLUc
>>72908965
>>72908920
This is the most punchable face in music.
>>72908983
he's 100% right.
>>72908423
Not even close.
>>72908985
That's where you're wrong, friendo. Fuckface from Lacuna Coil.
*shoots u*
heh, nothin personel, nigga
Personally I wouldn't fuck with the guy
>>72908983
he's right about Jesus & Mary Chain being bubblegum pop but they're also fantastic
the rest of it is bullshit
>>72908687
>Homme and Blag are former friends believed to have fallen out over Nick Oliveri, an ex-member of the Dwarves who was hired (and later fired) by QOTSA. The lyrics from "Massacre," off the Dwarves' 2004 CD The Dwarves Must Die, include: "This one goes out to Queens of the Trust Fund/You slept on my floor/And now I'm sleeping through your motherfucking records." Oliveri appears on the track.
lol that's classic
Would not fuck with Courtney Love in a fist fight.
>>72909984
not without gloves
>>72909984
>*unsheats shotgun*
"nothing personnel kid"
Cube is the only 90's era rapper I would not want to fight.
>>72908423
>best fighter
>runs away from terrorists as his fans are slaughtered
>>72910029
real men run at people with guns
Pretty sure she would butcher the fuck out of most people in cold blood if left unchecked
>>72908494
Ding ding ding
>>72908983
He's right but too bad he makes generic music himself too. So he is a clown.
tyler the creator and that guy from tool
>>72908734
>>72908768
How can you hate the guy who wrote the riff to Gardenia? honest question
>>72909905
this
>>72908983
>Girls Against Boys
>"""""Noise Groups"""""
>>72908581
If we're talking murderers here then I nominate Courtney Love
>>72911459
>How can you hate the guy who wrote the riff to Gardenia?
i don't see much hate for brant bjork on /mu/
>>72910017
Charlie Day did and he's like 4 feet tall
>>72910029
he was not even there
>>72911377
you punch Tyler in the face and he will legit cry
>>72908423
He was beaten really bad by someone. It was on MTV news around the same year Jack White beat the shit out of the singer of The Von Dandies or something.
>>72910166
Man I love Seagalposting
Jack White could probably fuck you up pretty bad
>>72912017
sauce
>>72912076
wish someone would punch him the fuck out
>>72908670
brandon flowers
>>72912109
Bet your ass he can fight. Mormon kids get bullied as fuck.
>>72911828
Charlie days nuts though.
wy won't you dare to wight me anon?
albini after the band he's recording just said it sounds too flat while niggering around in the studio
>>72912386
niggeriffic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1yavcUc0eE
>>72912080
http://www.thefader.com/2004/04/07/josh-homme-gets-in-a-bar-fight-in-nyc
"The discussion quickly escalated into a full fledged brawl, with Homme winding up on the receiving end of several punches"
"He must have gotten the worse end of the deal..."
Maybe this is the news... I just remember the tv announcer saying that" Homme was not very good with his fists as he is with the guitar"
>>72912813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZm32tpWY8
it's hilarious cause his big mouth is always writing checks his butt can't cash
>>72908822
This
Phil on heroin would fuck most people
>>72908474
seconding this, eugene robinson would kick your ass