Post your best raps!

I ain't for you
I just gotta chew
Kill bitches for money
Your jokes aren't funny
Getting that bugs bunny
With my mummy
Write that good essay
Feeling kinda effay
Mike's got a gun
Time to have FUN

>>72906152

I went down the street and I looked at my feet
Got a lil' meat and I walk to the beat
Went to the crackhouse, and bought some crack
And I said "Oh no! Crack is whack"

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>>72906135

I call this one "Suck my dick"

Hey man, I'm a rapper
And you're a sapper
My words gonna obliterate you
You're gonna go from A to U
Suck my dick
Yeah, you prick
Suck my dick
Until you get sick

Yeah, I bet this rimes left you stoned
Beaten and dethroned
I may have stolen that rime from J and the MC
But it works better with me
Suck my dick
Yeah, you prick
Suck my dick
Until you get sick

Oh wait, you're not a girl?
No homo, just chill
I'm just gonna go away
Got nothing more to say
Don't suck my dick
Yeah, you prick
Don't suck my dick
You'll get sick

nigga
nigga fried chicken nigga
watermelon nigga
bitch nigga, nigga
nigga nigga kool aid nigga
watermelon nigga
don't fuck with me, nigga
i blast you nigga
blasting on dem foolz nigga
yeah, nigga, fucking nigga
i got money, i got bitches
i got nigga, nigga nigga

yo-yo-yo and a bottle of rum
check out my hibbidy-boogie hip-hop style

i suck cock like a maniac
when i fly to kitty hawk
aint no tellin how ur main will act
i travel in the rain like an insaniac
then i give ur dad a rim job
and he sucks my tits until i
buy a key FOB

Now when it's time to pay the piper
a lifer got to do the crime clockers ticking time mekhi phifer
Empire striking back with a brighter light obi wan duels a sniper darth viper
car swipe spyhunter on the right hand side
and left turns make the screws ride get tighter

>>72906190
Wow ride this sounds really good (:

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>>72907472

as i lay down to sleep
i weep
then i peep the weed on my dresser
Yes sir!
25 lighters and not getting brighter
smoke the kush just lile a cigarette
ur mom smells my breath
and says
I LOVE THAT SHIT
then i cruise down the road
accidentally squished a toad
so i hop in the boat
and make the tities float
ill dump ur body in a ditch
you sad little BITCH

(3/4 second beat)

Nice to know you girl
you came by me in a whirl
i sucked your titties
and dam (damn) (damn)
your voice was lllike an angel
me and you
we got an angle
id kiss your lips
both at the top and bottom
and take you places
you never believe
and then youd be the aces
and id be the only one youd have to relieve
girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl

I said I lick cock all the time
Nut in my mouth so you know I'm never lyin
Beatin up that ballsack like Ali in his prime
تبحثمص شد تمتص بلدي باس هاها يم: د

>Fuck white people they wanna kill people like me
>They hatin' on Dot the YHNIC
>If you got white skin I don't give a fuck what you say
>Whites and blacks can't get along this ain't no Training Day
>Police on our back think we all got a ki
>Me and Jay gon kill them all No Sleep Til NYC
>I don't want no crackas harassing me no more
>I'mma go to a white neighborhood and blow it up with C4
>Next white person I see I'mma run over with a car
>Bitch cuz you know this is Kendrick Lamar
>Because I'm black by police I'm hated
>Even though when I help the hood I'm Overly Dedicated
>I want whites to suffer like my people in Haiti
>Fuck Section 8 this nigga Section.80
>I'mma run up in your crib cum on your mama's titties
>Cuz this a day in the life of the good kid, m.A.A.d city
>Fuck all these fake ass Bloods claiming Bompton
>I'm a crip for life nigga Welcome to Compton
>Fuck them white devils they want us to die
>Make us so broke so we have To Pimp a Butterfly
>Let's fuck white bitches and spread our genes faster
>Fuck em all we ain't slave nigga untitled unmastered.
>Fuck white bitches fuck em cuz we can
>Fuck em so damn good they'll be screaming god DAMN.
>The cum spouting from my dick gives be a tingling sensation
>I can't wait to see the US become an African .NATION

>>72907618
look at the way our body paces
i feel through my dick
your heart races
you kiss me on the head
(oh yeah)
then you kiss me head
(oh yeah)
I try to minimize the compromise that makes this thiing end
*justin beiber autotune*
And you said you looooooooooooooved me
(oh yeah)
and i said i loved you (you) (you) (my love)
oh yeah
and now,
everynight
you're the only thiiiiing
i can think of allll night
everytime
i look in my eyes
the stars tell me youre going to be all right
baaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee
*end justin bieber autotune*

One two three yeah you know me
I'm coming in first like ABC
One two three yeah ABC
Coming in first like one two three

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>>72906190
>>72906152
>>72906203
>>72907290
>>72907595
>>72907623

>>72907682
you feel me inside you
you get to know me better than i do
i put it in and out (and i hope that you like it too)
i put it in and out
(oh yeah)
*justin bieber autotune*
I PPPUT IT IN AND OUT BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*justin autotune and rap*
I PUT IT IN AND OUT OF YOU BABY
I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE ID DO BABY
NOW THAT WERE ONE
I LET MYSELF COME IN YOUR BUN
AND WHEN YOU MAKE THAT FACE
I KNOW THAT YOURE THE ONE ID HAVE TO FACE
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
AS TRY TO BE NICE
AND MAKE YOU BELIEVE (WOMAN MOANING)
THAT BABY

*justin autotune*
you let me shoot inside you
youre the one ive marked
you let me cum inside you
youre the one i love

baby
*slow fade*
baby
baby
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYY
bay
bae
baby

who?
what?
where?
when?
why?
the police questions
they keep askin
but im not sayin shit
im so pissed
i just killed two veterans, im going to get dissed!
tell the judge ill never budge
slap him on the face
and rub his face in fudge
you can tell by my pentameter
that my cock has a large diameter
circumference too
and ur girl lets me cum on her face...ew!
writing these raps
i swear im gonna blow up
still wish i would never grow up
call me peter pan
the man with the super fly plan
i got the gat in my hand
BANG
BANG
BANG
YOURE FUCKIN DEAD

>>72907623
عربي في ميو؟؟

(half second beat)
one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
ten
eleven
twelve
thirteen
fourteen
fifteen
sixteen
seventeen
eighteen
nineteen
twenty
twenty one
twenty two
twenty three
twenty four
twenty five
twenty six
twenty seven
twenty eight
twenty nine
thirty
thirty one
thirty two
thirty three
thirty four
thirty five
thirty six
thirty seven
thirty eight
thirty nine
forty
forty one
forty two
forty three
forty four
forty five
forty six
forty seven
forty eight
forty nine
fifth
fifth one
fifth two
fifth three
fifth four
fifth five
fifth six
fifth seven
fifth eight
fifth nine
sixty
sixty one
sixty two
sixty three
sixty four
sixty five
sixty six
sixty seven
sixty eight
sixty nine
seventy
seventy one
seventy two
seventy three
seventy four
seventy five
seventy six
seventy seven
seventy eight
seventy nine
eighty
eighty one
eighty two
eighty three
eighty four
eighty five
eighty six
eighty seven
eighty eight
eighty nine
ninety
ninety one
ninety two
ninety three
ninety four
ninety five
ninety six
ninety seven
ninety eight
ninety nine
one hundred

>>72907678
LOL TARD HE'S LITERALLY A PIRU BLOOD NOT A CRIP LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>72907553
I'm really only here for the short term idiocy.
:D

(sprinkler high hats, backed by obnoxious bells)
WE WUZ
WE WUZ
WE WUZ
WE WUZ KINGS N SHEEIT NIGGA
I"M A PREDATOR TO THE WHITE BOYS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING TIGGA
LITTLE BABY JAMES WANTS TO BE A REAL NIGGA
BUT HES FUCKING WHITE SO HES A FUCKING WIGGA
WIGGAWIGGAWIGGA
PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
SO YOU CAN EASIER SPOT TO SHOOT WITH MY GLOCK BIOTCH
GONNA DROP MUH MIXTAPE ON THE CLOUD
GONNA MAKE ALL THE BITCHES ASSES SHAKE AND GO WOWOWOWOW
CHECK OUT MY MIXTAPE YOU FUCKING WIGGA
IF YOU WANNA BE A REAL NIGGA
DRINK LEAN SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY
AND REMEMBER THIS
WE WAS KANGS N SHEEIT
WE WAS KANGS N SHEEIT
WE WAS KANGS N SHEEIT
WE WAS KANGS N SHEEIT
FUCK THE POLICE
REVOLUTION 2017 NIGGA

>>72906190
holy... i want more

>>72906203
fire

>>72907963
fuckin genius