CHVRCHES

would fuck

i wonder why you keep making these threads with the same pic

BRANDON

>>72905988
that photo always gives me a massive insta-boner

>those sexy toe knuckles
>that girly shoes that hide her tasty toes and lets your imagination float
>that qt mole
>those fairly noticeable soles
>that top notch audrey's coiffure
>that slutty look in her eyes
>that ajar hungry mouth
>those innocent full lips
>that beckoning for you strokes milky hip
>that whole 'jump on me and tear my clothes' pose

absolutely cruel to your fans to tease em like that, lauren

>>72905988
Hope the third album doesn't suck like the last one did.

Would cum on lavren's face.

>>72906130

And the one before

The PMVs of Make Them Gold and Now Is Not The Time are alright.

she looks a bit retarded.

>>72906137
Hurr durr, TBOWYB was a bad album le contrarian maymay

>>72905988
Oh that's a dress and she's not sitting bottomless on top of a piece of plastic out of consideration for anyone else who wanted to use that floor.

>30yo

>legal loli

>>72906252

I would lick the floor if she sat bottomless on it

>>72906108
>didn't mention them thicc thighs

She has some nice pits

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Can anyone confirm she is now dating Justin Long? or is it just a wild rumour?

>>72906579
I'm not sure if roller skating out of his apartment wearing a semen-stained french maid outfit counts as dating.

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>>72906597
hawt desu

>>72906597
I'm not going to be able to get rid of this boner for the rest of the day. Thanks a lot.

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>>72906579
i'm confirming she's dating with me

t. Justin Long

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>>72906620
Ahhh poor Brandon

NEW ALBUM WHEN??

>>72905988
She is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo freakin lame in that pic

>>72906620
It's cool

>>72907359
youre taking this well

>>72907507
It wasn't going to happen anyway. I never thought I'd end up with her.

>>72905988
god damn, I want to have sexual intercourse with her

>>72907594
Yes you did, you were literally trying to better yourself because of her. She gave you something you so desperately needed in life; Something to fight for. You even said you fell in love with her last night.

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what a cutie pie!

>>72907643
>You even said you fell in love with her last night.
I did, but grew out of it because I realized how retarded my delusion was. I've never fallen for someone I haven't met, or have I ever been infatuated with someone. I faced that reality, looked at myself and my life and convinced myself it'd NEVER EVER happen.

>>72907694
Yeah, I lost 45lbs, was working out everyday. I was pretty focused. I just got myself out of it. The meme's about her know someone I know from mopeds, knowing a family member of mine, thinks about me, was going to give me a chance. It's all bullshit and I have no idea why I let it get to my head like that. For a while I was going to go for her, what fucked it up was realizing she was fucking Justin, and that I'd never be good enough for her. Yeah, she's the girl of my dreams, but she's taken by a better man. She doesn't want some fat, whiny, loser that has no car, no place of his own,still lives with his parents and no further education or career. Or does any woman.

>>72907594
So what's your history with lavren, Brandon? Why do you love her so much?

>>72907662
>right leg
Guys. Isn't it some cellulite shit going on?

>>72906006
Have you seen those thighs?

>>72907790
Finding out we has some things in common, finding her attractive. That was basically it, I don't love her anymore, and thinking back using the word "love" isn't really what I felt. I just liked her a lot.

>>72907887
Have any tips for people who are in love with someone that'll never have a chance with? :(

>>72907943
Get over it, face the reality it may not ever happen.

>>72907951
But what if I think it can happen, but I'm not sure what the other person thinks? Should I always assume the other person doesn't want me to even put any effort into a relationship with them?

>>72907962
I don't know, that's something you need to figure out. I'm not you and I'm the last person you need to be getting relationship advice from.

>>72907861
I would eat all cellulite out of her sweaty legs.

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>>72907643
>She gave you something you so desperately needed in life; Something to fight for.

>>72907643
>She gave you something you so desperately needed in life; Something to fight for.
She took it back tho.

>>72908117
how could she when nothing was there in the first place? are we still going to do the stupid meme where she was interested in Brandon at one time or are you saying that since she's dating Justin he has nothing to fight for now?

>>72907643

>She gave you something you so desperately needed in life; Something to fight for.

That was really fucking cheesy anon

>>72908143
He's actually right though.

>>72907293
Answer me

>>72908141
fuck, he's saying she gave him something to fight for but took it back by dating justin. even brandon has said it probably wasn't going to happen. what else do you want?

>>72908278
maybe early mid fall

>>72906646
she legit looks like a child

post FEET plssssssssssss

>>72905988
their music sucks and Lauren looks like a retarded middle schooler

>tfw lauren makes these threads so she can whine about how misogynistic 4chan is

>>72908840
imagine lauren whining about how misogynistic everyone is and doing her nails while she sits on your face

>>72908851
As long as she wears that skirt I'd be down.

>>72908779
their music is come-at-able and Lauren looks like a socially awkward but cute middle schooler

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>>72908851

Why does every Lavren thread degrade into s Brandon thread?

>>72905988
bump

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>She gave you something you so desperately needed in life; Something to fight for.

>>72906108
>that unmistakable "rape me" look in her eyes

>she was asking for it officer, I swear!

>>72910624
cheesy but kind of feely

I love how whenever anyone mentions this band it's about Lauren.

It honestly makes me laugh when I think about you indie faggots when the scene is based around how cute a frontwoman of some woefully boring twee/p4kcore/indie/postpunk etc. band is

Stop listening to p4kcore garbage lads, please

>>72911550
lavren is a scottish forest nymph succubus

>>72908851
>tfw shell never grind on yer face

>>72911830
>brandon could have had that cute little ass grinding on his face at one time too

>>72905988
fetal alcohol syndrome

>>72912072
things just didn't work out

>>72912226
It was never going to happen

i miss when lavren threads were lewd

>>72905988
Just too hot

>>72905988
>30 year old

I'm sorry, I'm not into grannies

>>72912696
that's not old
>>72912655
omg i know
>BrAnDoN FUckED up so bad !!: D

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>i enjoy chvrches unnironically

>>72905995
Right there with you. Lauren is bae.

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Hey um...

I am sending this thread to Lauren. So she can see how disgusting you all are.

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>>72913408
Im a pig, and I smell bad. Lauren Mayberry is my god, and that’s what she days. She’s always right. I kiss her ass. I suck everything down into my guts. I never shit. My body’s greedy (there’s nothing I can do about it). I’m bloated. I’m soft. I weigh 349 pounds. I’m fat scum. I despise myself. I’m sitting here in the pink pajama bottoms my mom gave me when I was 15. They still fit. I hate them, but I wear them. They’re caked around the crotch with various foods that I dripped, and old sperm I never wiped up. My sperm’s sweet. A lot of that old sperm’s there now because of Lauren Mayberry, so I like it. I like to break it off in chunks and grind it between my fingers just thinking about her. Then I feel disgusted with myself, but I like feeling that way for her. I’d like her to take a shit on my face and tell them how I deserved it, and they’d laugh again in agreement with her. I’d feel good. I like to feel good. I like to touch myself, especially when I pretend I’m someone else. Sometimes in a restaurant I lose myself, I forget I exist. I sneak my hand up under my shirt and rub it along the hair that collects around my bellybutton. The hair’s soft like the hair on a baby’s head. I get hot and I can smell myself. I’m being smothered in my own armpit and then I come, but I don’t feel anything. I discover a puddle of sperm in my crotch. I hurry and pay, then I leave, afraid they’ll notice. When I come, I don’t get an erection. I love myself, but I also hate myself. I should be destroyed. People look at me and think I’m repulsive. They hate me. I like them hating me, because they’re right to do so. I get an erection when I think about a specific person who hates me. Then I get an erection but I can’t come. Otherwise I just come, like pus drains out of a sore, without getting hard. I need them to hate me, to be sickened by me. Then I get what I deserve.

>>72912255
you need to stop with that midset its not getting you anywhere

>>72905988
Shitty worthless nigger face. Post her feet or I'll shitpost in this shitty thread til death.

>>72913751
what?

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>>72913751
this has her feet in it

>>72914187
>buttoning the top button
baka

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>>72907662
>that cellulite

>>72914372
:/

>>72905988
>>72905988
>this thread
hol y fuck and lol at Brandon

>>72905988
anyone have the pic of her tits

>>72905988
BRANDON
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>>72905988
This bitch ugly as shit honestly

>>72915192
brandon apparently does but wont share
fucking stingy faggot

>>72905988
bland music
fuckign adorable girl

>>72905988
LLLLAAAAAVVVVVVVVVRRRREEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN

I really really want to suck on her toes

>>72906033
HONEYBEE

>>72914200
Water u talking about

Did she ever get brandon'd

>>72917581
Brandon said he thought there was no chance. Let it go.

>>72917716
but he also said he was trying to get better for her and was getting close, you're lying.

>>72905988
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssss biiiiiiiiiittttttttttttcccccchhhhhhhhh

>>72917716
I knew that I just like the jokes

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>>72905988

she's cute and her songs are cute and i would fucking destroy that pussy

but other than that i could take or leave it

>>72907943

yes drink more and do more drugs

>>72917745
Like no one knows I really care about her, and hate I fell for her.

>>72918041
If this is directed at me, I'm not a drug addict. I'm just an alcoholic.

>>72918077
>>72918116
you really give a shit about her and it's sad
Brandon get out and get a life of your own, you'll find someone that captivates you more than Lauren. I'm sorry that you thinks she's perfect for you but you have to move on, and get better. Life doesn't wait, the clock is ticking Mr. Love.

>>72918176
not this anon but if you can't stop thinking about her look into getting some help or trying to get over her. this has been going on for to long man and if you can't forget her, and can't move on (even though you've said many times) you need to get help. we understand you don't mean any harm but at this point you need to let her go.

>>72918176
>>72918233
I don't need help, I'm just really bored, lonely, and don't have much to think about other than the shitty things that are going on in my life and what has happened in the past. Thinking of her gets my mind of my problems and my shitty reality. I live with drug addicts that have stolen everything from me. I have nothing but a beat to shit fixed gear,a bowl, a guitar, and a laptop to my name. They've stolen and sold everything I've had and emptied my bank account twice giving me hundreds in over draft fees. I even have $150 in overdraft fees now because they stole my card again (the new one I just got). Thinking of her gets my mind off that, and I think what it'd be like to be around her and have her in my life and forget all of my problems and the living hell I'm in for just a bit. It's not really about her, It's about me being a broken person that needs to get out of the shitty people and situation I'm in. I couldn't get to my best friends funeral today because they wanted to smoke crack and the whole night I've got messages from people wondering where I was.

>>72918372
so it's not about her it's about you using the thought of her as an escape from your shitty reality and problems. it makes sense, but it isn't normal Brandon.

>>72918443
I woke up two days ago and saw the $450 hdtv I bought for myself was gone to, I said something about it and all hell broke loose. Like I was the asshole for getting pissed the things I worked hard for, and wanted, have been stolen and sold for drugs. I have no where to go.

>>72918511
>>72918372
yeah get the fuck out of there

>>72905988

She's cute. Never heard fo her.

>>72918722
yeah.

>>72912879
Brandon King?

>>72918854
we get that you care about her b, what made you stop bettering yourself? was it really because of Justin?

>>72918372
kek

Same name, same problems(almost), similar taste in women.

I used to be stuck in a house with junkies, it sucked SO bad. Things eventually changed and they are out of my life now. Things will turn around just change your mindset to be more positive about yourself(I have a real hard time with that one).

Cheers

>>72918915
yeah, and depression

>>72919006
youve hit rock bottom hard
UH!

>>72919092
hahahhaha

>>72919264
youll be alright man you don't need to reach out here just get your shit together

>>72919572
Yeah, you're right.