why the fuck pitchfork gave it a 10? Explain me

>>72899148
I don't get this album either.

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wrong album

they were paid to probably

shit's fucked these days, mags like Pitchfork were shilling this dreary nothing-rock for like 2 years straight

>>72899162
it just sounds like a bunch of autistos john tillmans with le synths

>>72899148
Because its fucking amazing
>>72899177
ding ding ding

The Coldplay of post-hardcore everyone
It sounds really pretty but theres no meat to it

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is this the most patrician moment in pitchfork history?

>>72899234
>Because its fucking amazing
why? Name best songs

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They also gave this shit a 10

>>72899360
it looks something outta Breaking bad

>>72899254
yes
XTC is patrician

>>72899224
this. that's why they gave fucking U2 a 9.5

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/16022-achtung-baby-super-deluxe-edition/

>>72899360
https://web.archive.org/web/20030224104138/www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/w/walt-mink/el-producto.shtml

Good old pitchfork

>>72899427
that album is good though

>>72899281
I am trying to break your heart
Jesus etc.
Ashes of American Flags
Heavy metal drummer
I'm the man who loves you
Pot kettle black
Poor places
Reservations

desu theres a dip in quality after the first song but it reclaims its quality once it gets to jesus etc.