Time Machine

Have Smile get finished and released and afterwards hospitalize Mike Love

Cause a huge backlash against 90s-00s nu metal to the point ridiculous thrash produced with a $500 budget drowns it out.

marry Bjork in the early 90s

>>72884165
I'd make David Bowie vanish in broad daylight just after Station to Station is released
I'd scrawl his home with arcane and occult runes to start extreme rumours
then I'd teleport ten years into the future from that point and have him sighted and recognized inside the Chernobyl exclusion zone, completely naked and drenched head to toe in blood
then I'd teleport twenty five years into the future and have him sighted, naked and bloody again, in downtown in Manhattan before 9/11

>>72884263
How would you restrain him?

>Dave Mustaine never goes to rehab.
>Sascha from KMFDM goes pro-Trump.
>Devin Townsend continues being angry.

>>72884193
How would you cause this backlash?

>>72884288
No idea. I guess you do something that makes the kids of that era hate the marketing. It would help if Metallica got really annoyed with the trend and wrote some satirical songs about it.

>>72884281
It would probably culminate in harsh noise after making 333 BPM death metal and he would then go on a killing spree

>>72884263
are u ok anon do u need some help

I'd go back to 2004 and kill moot before /mu/ was created.

why is this post
>>72884318

100x more edgy than

>>72884263
which is actually funny.

>>72884318
moot is kaput

>>72884165
idk
maybe save cristina

Go to a Stooges show or a B-52's show.

Stop DEVO from signing with WB