Why do people say that the bassist is the cuck of the band?

Literally no one says that.

>>72878399
le guitar, dude! shred that shit XD

>>72878399
Alex James is who I aspire to be desu
>play bass in band
>do a bunch of blow
>shag a bunch of women
>when band break-up make cheese and daft football anthems

>>72878399
probably the most attractive person in the band lmao

>>72878729
I love how people mock him for making cheese, but it actually sells and he obviously enjoys doing it so fairs to him

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It aint easy, being cheesy.

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>>72878399
Not even sort of accurate

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>>72879018
What did Cheeselad mean by this?

lols I haven't heard this stereotype since highschool

>>72878399
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>>72879084
It kind of makes sense when you consider that most bassists really want to play guitar. They have to back up the guitarist while they solo, just as a cuck jerks off in the corner while Chad fucks his wife. Of course, most people don't understand the bass guitar and end up playing wanky solos that nobody wants to hear.

>>72879216
The fuck is this

Bassists are way more valuable than a guitarist. There are litters of guitarists out on the street.

>>72879239
Yes, that's why they named Van Halen after the bass player

>>72879239
Bass provides more structure to a song, but lead guitar is the more distinguishing factor, assuming the guitarist actually plays leads.

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>>72878399
wait what?

Does this even matter when guitar music is just going to die in 20 years anyway?

>>72878399
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mwAYUUJ28UU

AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THEM