>tfw mother brings me two $200 Kendrick tickets >she says

Stop letting your mom down

take your mom

>>72872721
sell em, and say you're going, use the money to get a hooker or some good food the night of the concert

quickly browse seddit

then take a girl

>>72872781
This is the only correct response

>>72872777
This, it's obvious your mother wants to get down with the funky jams

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>>72872764
it's impossible at this point
>>72872777
no that's gay
>>72872781
good idea minus the hooker, but I'd just have to make an excuse as to why I didn't take a picture at the concert
>>72872784
>reddit
no thanks senpai
>>72872795
kys

>>72873010
find a picture online

>>72872777
this. sounds cute
>>72873010
>no that's gay
youre already a faggot so who cares?

>>72873010
you sound like a huge faggot honestly

>>72873010
any girl would like to go see kendrick for free

>>72872721
>>>/b/

>>72873095
lol

>>72873095
the fuck am I supposed to do, advertise them on tinder?
I don't have any close female friends

>>72873151
take your mom

>>72872721
Take your mom . You fucking asshole.

>>72873010
Jesus fuck anon. Take your mother to go see one of the greatest rappers of your generation.

>>72872721
>likes S.80 AND GKMC over DAMN.
>tfw no gf

It's because you're a fag and the only person who doesn't know this is you

This is why your mom explicitly said take a girl lmoaaoaoao

>>72873195
but he's all "no" and keeping it real

>>72873211
Damn is bad.

are the odds even good that he'll actually play just the whole album through? i wouldnt be surprised even he did some stuff off TPAB or even older.

find someone and take them. appreciate what your mom is trying to do

>>72873332
He likes to start every show with Fuck Your Ethnicity and end with The Blacker The Berry

>>72873211
He'll never top GKMC

>>72873332
>tpab
>old
>two years ago
jesus christ.

why do people talk like this?

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fuck youare mom

>>72873414
A lot of Kendrick fans started listening to hip hop in 2012