>a gazillion metal subgenres >only three are good EXPLAIN THIS

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Let me guess. Those three are atmospheric black, doom and progressive.

>>72862406
obviously u fuckin weeb

>>72862406
You got 1 sorta right, I didn't split black metal into sub sub genres.
Want to try again?

>>72862406
you meant drone, sludge and black metal

>>72862376

you mean one and doom

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What's that genre of metal that sounds like shoegaze or dream pop?

>>72862437
and Death because Symbolic is a perfect album

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>>72862482

>>72862482
black gays?

>>72862482
a lot of black metal variants
tremolo is the best guitar technique

>>72862376
>a gazillion
>trad, doom, power, thrash, death, black, prog, folk
anything else is either an extension/fusion or not metal at all

>>72862502
i love black gays. for some reason i am just so attracted to that style

>>72862501

Thanks for the helpful pic, anon. May our lord and savior Kevin Shields bless you in your life

>>72862527
Ok what's a folk metal album that isn't a fusion genre?

Nah, it's just Old School Death Metal that's good. It's not that the other genres are bad or anything, but OSDM does such a good job of delivery certain things in the realm of music that it ends up becoming the only genre of it worth listening to.

>>72862437
My man

>>72862551
>tfw born too late to be socially awkward with Kevin Shields

>>72862527
>>72862553
Additionally, how do you justify listing death and prog as distinct genres but not say, sludge or stoner?

>>72862555
You're right, but doom metal too. And black metal. And sludge. And drone. And heavy metal. And prog.

>>72862527
Industrial Metal?
Metalcore?
Grindcore?
Drone Metal?
Gothic Metal?

>>72862616
not metal
>>72862553
you're right, I listed that one without thinking

>>72862482
one of the worst genres in all music

>>72862637
>not metal
how?

>>72862667
well it's not metal, i guess we have to agree to disagree

>>72862742
>well it's not metal
how?

>>72862783
He was just parroting and hoping someone else would defend his non-existent point for him.

>>72862783
>Industrial
EDM
>*core
Not metal
>Drone
Doom
>Gothic
I don't know what this is, but sounds gay af

Because metalheads tend to be aspergersy fucks, the need to categorize everything makes sense

>>72862915
metal fagets btfo t b h f a m i l y

>>72862843
>>Industrial metal
>EDM
as much as metal

>>*core
>Not metal
how?

>>Gothic
>I don't know what this is
then why are you even replying?

>>72862950
I guess we have to agree to disagree.

only atmo black and tech death are good

>>72862915
what about categorizing bleeps and bloops

>>72862376

>progressive metal

you'll have to tell me what the other two are

>>72862915

EDM and IDM are still the biggest categorical follies I've ever seen.

>>72862437
This