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Times melonhead was dead fucking wrong. I'll start.

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Times melonhead was dead fucking wrong.

I'll start.
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>>72833408
u start
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https://youtube.com/user/theneedledrop
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>>72833408
>MBDTF
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>>72833415
I did
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>>72833408
no u didnt
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>>72833437
I did, actually
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>>72833408
But that sucks. Really really really badly.
14 year old mumblecore.
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>>72833462
nope, it's pretty fucking bad actually.
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>>72833517
>>72833469
In 10 years, people are gonna talk about this record in the same vein as 36 Chambers, and basically you're going to be a perennial pleb because you couldn't pick up on a classic before everyone else saw it as one.

You'll be just as bad as everyone that shat on Pinkerton on release and then acted like it was the greatest rock record 10 years later.

Sorry to burst your bubble
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>>72833530
Lies. Pinkerton was a masterpiece from the start, unless you had no taste.
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>>72833530
It's okay to have shit taste, and nah it will fade into obscurity in about 5 years or so.
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>>72833546
Screen-capturing this so I can show the world how wrong you were in 5 years. You're gonna be real fucking embarrassed, man.
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>>72833530
>(c)rap
>anything other than pleb
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>>72833408
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>>72833576
>I listen to everything...
>...except country and rap!!
leave
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>>72833568
lol ok
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>>72833598
Actually there are some pretty good country albums.
It's RAP (Retards Attempting Poety) that I have a problem with.
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>>72833605
I'm not joking.

Apologize now and I won't have to post this in five years. Otherwise, well...let's just say your reputation on this board will be forfeit.
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>>72833652
uhoh
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>>72833662
Last chance.
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>>72833424
underrated
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>>72833669
21 savage more like 21 fagage lol
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>>72833652
>looks at file name
Underage detected.
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>>72833689
Bitch, I'm 47.
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>>72833700
LMAO AND YOU'RE LISTENING TO EDGY MUMBLE RAP??
GTFO

[spoiler] for sure underage however [/spoiler]
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>>72833700
4+7
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>>72833715
Listen, okay, I was there when Glenn Branca was passing off his awful guitar racket as avant garde music. I just so happened to introduce him to some small indie artist you may have heard of called, er, Thurston Moore. Why don't you go listen to some of his shit if you can't handle 21 Savage, and insist on being a basic bitch.

>>72833724
Yeah, if you concatenate those chars into a string, mother fucker.
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>>72833408
correct this release has some of the best hip-hop production in hip-hop history
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>>72833769
new pasta?
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>"I follow reviews to gain a different perspective of an album!"
>*hears different perspective*
>"HOW CAN THEY THINK X DESERVES A HIGHER RATING THAN Y?"

Explain yourselves.
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>>72833781
this guy knows what's up. People in this thread, take his example if you don't want to end up like those losers who turned their noses up at Captain Beefheart.
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>>72833769
Obvious bait is obvious. Shame on the fags who took it.
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>>72833769
literally who
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>>72833769
Kek one of my new favorite bait posts
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>>72833801
The only bait being offered is Fantano's, into the gaping maw of eternal plebhood.
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>>72833769
>Glenn Branca
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>>72833769
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>>72833795
Autism
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>>72833700
>47
>listening to monotone mumble rap
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>>72833769
>Listen, okay, I was there when 21 Savage was passing off his awful mumble rap as good music. I just so happened to introduce him to some small indie artist you may have heard of called, er, Metro Boomin. Why don't you go listen to some of his shit if you can't handle Glenn Branca, and insist on being a basic bitch.
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>>72833408
You're getting shit on, but you're 100% right OP. Fuckin annoys me how nobody appreciates this album for the genius atmospheric shit that it is. 21 Savage and Metro Boomin captured lightning in a fucking bottle in this, it's perfect. If you guys listen to Real Nigga and come back telling me it's some lame shallow song, stop listening to music right now.
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>>72833769
fucking kek
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This was when I unsubbed from him
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A moon shaped pool
It's a 6 not a 9
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>>72834260
KEK KEK KEK
fuck off retard
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>I'm not really feelin' much more than, a light 6 on it
fuckin melonhead
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>>72834256
it's a bad song
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>>72834698
Stop listening to music
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>>72833424
this
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>>72834440
their second best after NLDW
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>>72834710
you should start lol
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>>72833769
I INTRODUCED GLENN BRANCA TO THURSTON MOORE. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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>>72833429
But he was right
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>>72834849
he was wrong

>>72834756
I've listened to Savage Mode, that is at least one more album than you ever listened to.
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>>72834745
pretty much

who would've thought that so many people loved a dg release much more than melonhead
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>4/10
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>>72833436
yeah he should of rated that sadboi indie crap lower
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>>72833436
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>>72833408
Do I even need to post it, really.
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>>72833408

21 Savage is fucking garbage, he's lower than low

actually not even joking if I had to name "worst rapper alive (who is actually famous" it would probably be 21 Savage
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>>72835361
Good thing most people will disagree with you in 10 years.
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he was actually really wrong about Fool's Errand in his recent single roundup. >: (
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>>72835407

ok buddy
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>>72833700
>47
>listens to mumble rap
Whatever you say, buddy
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>>72833790
yes
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>>72835407
You're so new and surface level, and it's hilarious because you think you've found a gem or something. There are probably two dozen artists that have the same fame course as 21 every year. No one is going to remember him or the album in five years, let alone ten. But you keep thinking you're the intelligent one, you fucking mongoloid.
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>>72833426
You're right, he rated it far too highly
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>>72836021
You seem upset.

Maybe it's because you bought into the /mu/ kool-aid and, as such, just can't deal with the chasm that your demonstrable ineptitude has created: that gap between my objectively superior opinions and your woeful absence of musical comprehension.
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He gave PBX Funicular Intaglio Device like a 3 or something. The dude has really bad judgement when it comes to electronic music.
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>>72836214
it's PBX Funicular Intaglio Zone and yeah both it and Enclosure are on some god shit and Fantano panned them both hard like he literally just couldn't not engage in anything those albums were doing. Also he's not fucking with like Panda Bear v Grim Reaper and Painting With and like he didn't really get DAMN. either and the dude just isn't on the level seriously he's okay and I'm glad he's around to perpetuate online music culture but I don't take him that seriously. I wish there was a competition to Fantano because he controls what they like and fuck that
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>>72836425
>couldn't not
could not, dumbass
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>>72834268
Beat me to it.
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>>72836180
21 savage is shit
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>>72836818
no, that's you uwu
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>>72836834
>>72836818
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>>72833408
yeah it should have been lower. incredibly boring
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>>72836848

>>72836834
>>72836855
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>>72833530
>>72833652
>>72833700
>>72833769
47? Yeesh. Not something to be proud of dude
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>>72836868
sorry, I mean

>>72836848
>>72836855

see >>72836834
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>>72836897
Age ain't nothing but a number and a degrading body.
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>>72836900
>>72836855
>>72836818
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>>72836941

>>72836868
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>>72836925
and communicating at the level of a 15 year old
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>>72833530
Hey dude you have to be 18 to use this site
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>>72836971
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>>72836984

see
>>72833700
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>>72837046
you're fucking embarrassing dude
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>>72833530
>pinkerton
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>>72836983
I have to tone down my writing style to fit with the babies who haven't developed enough to grasp the genius of 21 Savage and Metro Boomin
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>>72837077
I'm not the one with the shitty music tastes.
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21 Savage is genuinely terrible
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>>72837089
>>72837119
seriously what are you doing with your life. there are kids on this site who are actually underage. this is depressing
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PUP - Dream is Over 6/10
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>>72833568
>posting anonymously
>being embarassed

pick one retard
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>>72837165
The only thing I find depressing these /mu/tants talk like self-styled music aficionados and yet can't see genius when it's right in front of them--perhaps they'd think different if it got the decent-to-strong 9 it deserved.
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>>72837195
he'll know who he is, and it will be enough. The shame will be palpable in 4 years, 364 days, 21 hours, and 35 minutes.
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>>72837265
(cont)
I am, still, willing to accept his apology.
But he has one hour.
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who the fuck cares
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>>72833568
>2022
>album has faded into obscurity
>>You're gonna be real fucking embarrassed, man.
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>>72833424
kek
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>>72837425
>2022
>album has become revered as a seminal moment in western music.
>you, too, will be embarrassed
uwu
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>>72837446

yeah, strong 7 at best

has some nice ideas but ultimately it's just watered-down experimental hip-hop for plebs who can't into actual experimental hip-hop, just like Yeezus
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>>72833652
>Anonymous
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the vocals are not that bad and the guitar tone is great.
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>>72837446
AE is overrated by almost everyone. Sure it's experimental but some of the beats are pretty wack and danny doesn't ride them as well as he would a more conventional beat. I feel that people tend to heap praise on it to call themselves experimental hip-hop connoisseurs
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>>72837543
Exactly

Even the review is just buzzword after buzzword about how this album is DARK and FUCKED UP
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>>72837089
is this some kind of new meme?
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>>72837857
yes
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>>72837669
This is so fucking true. I remember hearing it and there were a few stand out tracks, the first 3 or 4 were really good too, but overall it seemed so scrambled and nearly headache-inducing with some of the pointless "experimentalism" with the beats. And this is from a massive Danny fan.
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None of his reviews have ever triggered me as much as this one
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>>72838022
What threw me off were the lyrics. For something so "dark" the lyrics were super hook-y and accessible.
>Made 30 bands in 30 minutes
>.
>Before I count it I done damn near spent it
>.
>Put a brick on ya in some Rick Owens
>.
>Flow sick, nigga, call it pneumonia, I'm on ya
zzzzzzz
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>>72838066
I can see where he's coming from but the autotune didn't bother me as much
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>>72838107
Kanye's never had a good use of autotune
Blood on the Leaves was fucking embarrassing to listen to
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>>72838107

I'm relieved he was a fan of Bound 2 though. I'm not a big kanye stan but that track is my all time favorite from him.
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>>72833408
>Times
he's constantly wrong
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>>72838088
the lyrics have always been accessible
and of course it's gonna be hook-y if you post the hook from literally the catchiest track on the album
what do you mean
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>>72833408
Yeah, melonmane was wayyyy way off on this one desu

>complains about delivery
yikes
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>>72838322
I just mean the hook is weak as fuck and the lyrics aren't all that interesting

I'm not that big of a death grips fan but at least ride's lyrics have some grit and weirdness about them

If the album really was dark and experimental, a hook even somewhat like Pneumonia would be nowhere on it. My favorite track was Really Doe just because it didn't try to be weird.
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>>72838150
Blood on the Leaves is one of the best tracks in Yeezus wtf
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>>72838322
That's the irritating part. It's not like HE actually reinvented anything, just took weird ass instrumentals and then copy and pasted his style onto them.
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>>72833408
I was just thinking about making this exact thread today except I was going to use this image
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>>72838733
This is literally the most confusing rating he has ever given.
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>>72833651
Rapper: uses voice as rhythmic element rather than melodic
(you):NO U CANT DO THAT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ACDC AND QUEEN
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>>72833530
for what reason is this going to be a classic in 10 years

haven't heard it myself but if you can articulate your opinion I might
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>>72838765
it's subdued and ethereal approach to hip hop that results in a gloomy but anxious production unheard of in the rap game. It's a style that hasn't been tapped often in hip hop, even taking trap into account, and that style will no doubt be tapped by plenty of other artists given this album's rising popularity.
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>>72833582
yep. his fanboys lowered the rym score by like .10 in a day too lol
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>>72838915
that may be one of the only times he was absolutely correct
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>>72833530
>>72838873
>gloomy but anxious production unheard of in the rap game
have you ever listened to, I dunno, Cannibal Ox? Anything out of memphis in the mid-90s? Why are you trying to make this piece of shit seem like some serious artistic statement when the MO was clearly to churn out another piece of derivative schlock to appease the mass consumption of derivative trap music by young, drug-addled, braindead, functionally retarded fellows like yourself
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>>72839003
Cannibal Ox sounds nothing like 21 Savage.
You're closer with memphis, but that scene never blew up. 21 Savage and Metro Boomin' are.
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>>72838873
>Etheral and subdued
That's all the production in trap right now
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>>72839169
and guess who's at the forefront?
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>>72839183
anthony fantano?
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>>72839206
yes
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>>72838733
I think it's his worse release so far under gas but goddamn this is not worth a 2.
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>>72838873
it's good but 21 savage sucks so only a few songs are good
metro boomins horrortrap beats are good but this album isnt going to be a classic because of them
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All of his Lana Del Rey reviews. Ratings should be way higher.
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>>72834919

GP had a pretty lukewarm reception when it came out. Honestly even I wasn't too keen on it as a followup to NLDW. I distinctly remember people saying shit like Birds is the only good track. It's definitely grown on my the most out of their whole catalogue. I think it just took time for people to realize how incredible it actually is.
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>>72839003
IDLSIDGO is going to be the classic for this sound
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>>72837446
>>72837543
>>72837669
>>72837819
>>72838022
>being this contrarian
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MBDTF
>"It fall flat on the second half of the album"
>Second half has the best songs
What did he mean by this?
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>>72835130
yep
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>>72833408
>muh human meme rapper collabbing with human meme producer
>>72833582
>look how open-minded I am for pretending to enjoy radio-pop from a One Direction member
>>72834268
>dude let's hound 70s prog but make it completely devoid of the soul that made it so interesting, lmao
>>72835305
>bruh you finna cop that new yeezy bruh they tryna stunt on this fit nawmsayin yeezy got that clout vro
>>72838066
>dude radio pop-rap but one song has a distorted synthesizer, wtf I love brutal industrial satanic harsh noise now
>>72838703
>you don't understand me mom, this ironic meme-rap is my response to brutal emotional anguish
>>72838733
>dude paulstretched classical music with kick drums
(In all seriousness this one was some bullshit)
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>>72838749
But AC/DC and Queen are horrible plebbit tier garbage. What I find funny is that you can't wrap your microscopic head around the fact that people don't like what you like. I hate to be the one to tell you but your opinion is NOT objective.
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does he even have ears?

>hated everyone knows
>best song on the album

what a dumb melon
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>>72837543
Post your favorite experimental hip hop
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His new At The Drive-in review, aside from being dead fucking wrong, was the most low effort piece of shit I've ever seen him put out.
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>>72833530
Is this b8?
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>>72834260
Is it good? I haven't gotten around to listening to it yet
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>>72840621
It's at least a light-to-decent 7
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>>72838066
I support this
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>>72840475
Absolutely this.
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>>72840475
Autism
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>>72834799
the king
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>>72840475
>LUM
>ironic meme-rap
what?
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>>72841032
>ridiculous horrorcore tropes but done in a cheesy and pretentious way
>random samples with boring beats over them
>all about "aesthetic" crafted to sell $50 "streetwear" shirts
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>>72841090
where would you be without buzzwords
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>>72839095
21 savage is already on the way out lmao
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>>72835130
100% true.
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>>72838703
Came here hoping to see this
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>>72841090
Some of it was edgy but you can't deny that there were some great moments on there to make it worth more than a 5
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This album is better than TPAB
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>waaaah he revisited a genre from the 80's and 70's

fucking bald melon cuck
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>>72841585
Nah but NotM is.
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>>72833652
THEre is 0 context in this picture lol
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>>72838733
I don't always 100% agree with Fandango, and I'm not gonna get worked up when his rating on an album is 1 or 2 points off what I would give it, but this is the only one I've watched so far that made me think "What the actual fuck"
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>>72833408

>I sit back and read, like Cat in the Hat
>21 Savage, that cat with the mac

Truly this generations Beethoven
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this one right here
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>>72840475
kek
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>barely criticises it in the review
>gives it a 5/10
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Switch the scores for GP and this and he would have been correct.
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>>72833408
Yet again /mu/ wants to praise trash.
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>>72835361
retard
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>>72841186
Just hit gold you idiot
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>>72838703
This.

Yes, I'm aware it's angsty and edgy and fedora or whatever buzzwords you want to use, but it's also one of the best rap albums of the decade, even if by default
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This a 10/10 plain and simple
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This is the worst one apart from MBDTF
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>>72839095
>but that scene never blew up
You have no fucking idea what you're talking about
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>>72840633
Its a light to decent 7 if you are a top 40 fag masquerading as someone with taste and enjoys any shoegaze that comfortably fits within box of expected sounds you a looking for , pl;eb
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let's get pregnant let's get pregnant
it's our only hope
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>>72841600
>here's the thing about psych music, there's innovators like AnCo and then there's fags stuck in the past like Kevin Parker
Kys if you think like this (melon included)
>>
The top albums of 2016 list was really bad. Atrocity exhibition at number one and AMSP at number 11 when clearly it should have been the other way round.
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