How do I summon Burial?

Go to a bathroom, turn the lights off, look in the mirror and say his name three times and he'll appear

With a turntable.

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Funny you mention that, actually. Last night I woke up... And I... I went into the bathroom to get some aspirin... And I happened to look in the mirror... and... I swear to God, I see something I can't describe. But it sure as hell is not my reflection

>>72826042
Fuck you 10/10

>>72826042
google the caputo effect, it's pretty well documented that you can induce a mild hallucination by looking in the mirror in a dimly lit room

>>72826042
hah

with dubs

>>72826147

Yeah I only have some Distant Lights in my bathroom, so it was Near Dark when it happened. I'm from a Broken Home, you see. I may as well be Homeless or in a Dog Shelter. I don't really have anybody to blame but myself, I was a Truant at school, spent most of my spare time as a Raver. Then I ended up working In McDonalds. I feel like such a Loner.

>>72826147
>the caputo effect,

Science nonsense. What he saw was supernatural. I've seen shit like that too. Okay, I was on acid at the time but it doesn't make it less real.

>>72825161
you kill someone and show up on his funeral

go to a 4 tet gig

>>72826189
this is now a GET thread

>>72826189
say your prayers
and prepare for trouble,
with these dubs,
I summon Burial

>>72826042
>>>/x/

>>72827955
checked

Make a thread about how much Dark Souls sucks>>72825161

YOU CUM HARD

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