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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread
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2017-05-17 04:13:11
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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 19
Nights since last BNM: 3
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Memphis Musician Dead After Setting Himself on Fire
-Travis Scott Arrested for Inciting a Riot
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and Slowdive
-/p4k/ forever
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>>72823655
it's our daily dose of conde nast propaganda
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(((ratings)))
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It's been a while since we had a sub-2.5 rating
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>>72823725
fuck off
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>>72823752
I went to Pitchfork this morning. Lead 'story' was some shit about Chapelle and Trump. Cool music site.
Pitchfork is a commie rag.
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Do people take this site seriously ?
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>>72823838
I hope not.
It's fake-music and propaganda at this point.
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>>72823725
I want a career ending BTFO
It's been awhile
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>>72823855
fuck off, like P4K can end anyone's career.
What are they going to do? Another rape 'story'?
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>>72823849
>fake-music
haha okay then buddy
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>>72823880
When you're listening on spotify to a 'song' full of native advertising and propaganda made by some globalist's kids and propped up by a corrupt rating system on a corrupt website masquerading as journalism.....is it even music?
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What's everyone listening to?
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>>72823655
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
>>72823666
\m/
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>>72823936
Fuck off scab
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>>72823921
yeah man all music is a conspiracy by the nwo globalist governments to mind control people, totally.
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>>72823921
>When you're listening on spotify
Well there is your problem
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>>72823949
aka Soros
>>72823966
fuck off scab
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NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Do Make Say Think 7.8 by Jay Balfour
Jonny Nash / Suzanne Kraft 7.6 by Philip Sherburne
Moon Duo 7.3 by Marc Masters
Nightlands 6.8 by Sam Sodomsky
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Holy shit! I didn't know there was a new Do Make Say Think. I guess there was a positive result from one of these after all.
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>>72824272
LITERALLY WHO
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>>72824272
You might not be so obviously working for p4k if you took more than literally half a second to post each night's results.
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BNM of 2017
Run the Jewels 3 - Run the Jewels 8.6
I See You - The xx 8.4
Culture - Migos 8.1
Nothing Feels Natural - Priests 8.5
Process - Sampha 8.6
Not Even Happiness - Julie Byrne 8.3
Reassemblage - Visible Cloaks 8.7
Drunk - Thundercat 8.5
Nightmare Logic - Power Trip 8.4
Infinite Worlds - Vagabon 8.5
Everybody Works - Jay Som 8.6
A Crow Looked At Me - Mount Eerie 9.0
Mono No Aware - Various Artists 8.6
Arca - Arca 8.5
DAMN. - Kendrick - 9.2
Narkopop - GAS 8.8
No Shape - Perfume Genius 8.8
Slowdive - Slowdive 8.6
Powerplant - Girlpool 8.3
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>>72824272
ratings are fucking gross. as is P4K.
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>>72824303
fuck off with this propaganda you scab ass nigga
the fuck is this? A balance sheet?
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>>72824272
nightlands btfo with a 3 graf review. major pan incoming for the war on drugs. indie is dead.
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>>72824285
Nvm, it's still in pre-release -.-
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>>72824336
fuck off
this shit and all the '''rankings''' have fuck all to do w/ music/art
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>>72824300
I'm still taking away from their click count by posting a rundown
Not enough that they care
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>>72824378
>click count
seriously fuck off
Pitchfork is a dead entity. It's CNN at this point. A joke.
you niggas need to update your resumes or something
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>>72824378
have you considered suicide?
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