who is the new bjork?

GRIMES

Johana Newsome

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>>72814542
Grimes does nothing but caricatures though and is only artistically diverse in the sense of cramming as much shitty randomness into her crap as possible

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>>72814530
kissed my screen desu

>>72814574
objectively wrong opinion. you just don't like her. "nothing but caricatures"? since when songs like oblivion, genesis, realiti, artangels etc etc are caricatures?

>>72814631
since they were caricatures

>>72814553
^ ^
This right here

>>72814714
bollocks

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>>72814782
let's be real, the harp lady can't even compare to almighty bjork. she's so one note while bjork is super eclectic. at least pick someone like karin dreijer or grimes.

>>72814631
waifupleb pls go

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Jonna Lee

>>72814542
>>72814631
No one likes you faggots.

>>72815231
dumb turboplebster, gtfo

>>72815314
you =/= everyone. i don't give a fuck if you don't like her fans

Let's be real, no female musician has even come close to topping Björk both artistically and musically yet, and besides she's still making music.

>>72814530
>who is the new bjork
>what is the new jazz
fucking dipshits, bjork is bjork what kind of question is this, i would insinuate that youre high but i get high a lot and i dont ask questions nearly as stupid as this

>>72815413
stop.

>>72814574
>Grimes does nothing but caricatures
Of what?

>>72814530
bork is still ok (unless this post gets dubs, then she will die)

FKA Twigs

>>72816451
This honestly.

>>72815502
He's correct though

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Noodle. From Gorillaz, the epic reddit band of redditness, nothing more.

There is no new bjork sorry bud

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>>72814530
Probably FKA twigs.

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No new Bjork needed, the original works just fine

>>72815359
You're still a fucking faggot. Off yourself

>>72818156
fuck off, projecting retard

>>72815386
This tho I'm open to anything and it will be great if someone does manage to match her.

>>72815386
>no female musician has even come close to topping Björk both artistically and musically yet
What about Grimes? She even surpassed Bjork on every level.

GRIMES PROFILE

>Full name: Claire Elise Boucher
>Born: 17 March 1988 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
>Origin: Québécois, Ukrainian, Russian and Italian descent
>Instruments: vocals, synthesizer, sampler, keyboard, guitar, bass, drums, violin, ukulele

>Skills:
- singer
- songwriter
- producer
- sound engineer
- lyricist
- live performer
- visual artist
- music video director
- dancer
- model
- writer

>Main interests:
Music, visual arts, dancing, books, films, modeling, video games, internet, and others

>Music taste:
http://www.last.fm/user/chairmandore/library
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes_%28musician%29#Musical_style
http://www.pandora.com/station/2895208146671614201

>Others:
- Grimes does everything in her music, from singing and songwriting to artwork and production
- nice personality, beautiful look, cares about environment issues and saving animals
- took her name from grime music after discovering the existence of the genre on Myspace
- studied ballet for 11 years
- was a goth outcast in high school
- studied neuroscience, philosophy, and Russian literature and McGill University before being dropped out for missing classes
- started making music when she was around the age of 19
- big Lord of the Rings, Dune, Game of Thrones, Star Wars, Abbess Hildegard von Bingen and Russian literature fan
- her best friends are James Brooks, Hana, Bloodpop, Duffy, Born Gold

>>72814821
grimes' music is way too poppy when compared to even bjork's poppiest releases

karin dreijer isn't eclectic

>>72818438
>grimes' music is way too poppy when compared to even bjork's poppiest releases
Are you kidding me? Bjork is far poppier. The proof is in the pudding: big sales and high chart positions. Grimes' Scream is weirder than the whole Homogenic. Sure, Bjork did a weird album like Medulla, but anything else is accessible as it gets.

>>72818399
Why do Grimes fans write so autisitically

>>72818486
>having no idea about copypastas
You must be new.

>>72818399
just because she attempts to do all those "skills" doesn't mean she has them

>>72819393
She's not attempting to do them, she actually did them. The proof is the pudding: her work. Now, if you mind stop being a contrarian for the sake of it.

>>72817939
AY LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's eat grandma https://youtu.be/E7If89FnMNA

>>72818282
>M-Muh P-Projection

https://spiresthatinthesunsetrise.bandcamp.com/track/grandma

https://nallemusic.bandcamp.com/track/lily

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>>72814530

https://fielded.bandcamp.com/track/horse there are millions of acts that overcome eccentric pop and are much more than that.

Björk was the next Laurie Anderson/Kate Bush hybrid. Just find inspired musicians. Katie Gately and Holly Herndon or Planningtorock. Nowadays eccentics work differently. Take Die Antwoord vs Visage from the 80s. Different.

>>72819820
>have no arguments
>better use the "muh" buzzmeme