whay are metal fans so cringey

what's this from?

ITT: cringe

>>72808002
idk I found it on kikebook

my first thought would be its extreme music for extreme people (if you mean heavier metal not meme metal)

but i think its the spikes and black that attract the autistis, its a vocal ((somewhat)) minority

>>72808025
this

>>72807986
Any group that feels like they are an outsider will become masturbarory. It gets worse when the group gets bigger but still keeps the same mindset.

>>72808002
from the film Deathgasm

>>72808049
This, metal is full of normies roleplaying as outsiders. They would be fine as normies but the fact that they're trying so hard to be something they're not is what makes them cringy

>>72808254
This post is pure cringe but I agree.

>>72808254
I think you missed that it doesn't matter if they are "outsiders" or not, as long as they think they are they will do this. Even trve kvlt guys from the 80s/90s were basically cringelords as well.

>>72808254
Most metal fans grow out of desperately trying to be outsiders eventually and just accept they're normies with different music taste. Teenagers are naturally attracted to the whole "outsider" shtick.

>>72807986
They have no sense of humor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhtmetkM1BI

>>72808316
I'm not saying it matters in anyway, i'm not putting outsiders on a pedestal either, just saying that the cringy ones are the ones perpetually trying to out-outcast themselves
>>72808362
and these are the perfectly fine metalfags, but everyone who says like OP "why is metal so cringey" are only looking at the people trying to be something they're not, probably because they're the ones sreaming everywhere they're the "real meal fans"

>>72808388
You're all kinds of wrong.

>>72808009
>>72808012
>>72808266
>>72808254
we reddit now?

>>72808388
*they pretend not to

literal autism, the genre appeals especially to people with it.

>>72807986
because they think their culture is intrinsically superior to others because it's extr33m. they hang out with only similar minded people which obviously makes them express how metal they are more and because they are stuck with only people that will encourage them they don't realise how detached from reality and cringey they really are.

>>72807986
Metalheads have the most cringeworthy sense of humor on the planet.

>>72808068
was it any good?

Every metalhead I've ever met, Literally every single one is the same person.
Pretty nerdy, wears glasses, drinks till he passes out one day every weekend, likes anime but only ones like cowboy Bebop and beserk, might play d&d and claim it's irronically but really he absolutely loves it, generally dates a girl with dyed hair who plays too much video games.

Not saying these are bad people, maybe a little annoying at times but mainly the people I like to hang out with. However these are literally every metal lover I know.
Am I the only one, has anyone else met these people???

>>72810361
They're pretty common
Source: Am a metalfag

>>72810360
It's a pretty good low-brow splatter comedy for nice guys and nerds

>>72810361
Yeah, it's just like how emo kids wanting to look different all end up looking the exact same as their peers. Because they draw their stylistic influence from the same people as everyone else in the community so everyone ends up being carbon copies of each other.

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>>72810361
I AM NOT A MEME

>>72810361
that's fairly common, yeah.
There's also the "ashamed to be a metalhead, proud to be able to pass as a normie" short-haired metalhead that's becoming about as common.

>>72810395
Metalheads have never been really concerned with originality, though.

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>mfw someone listens a metal album other than sunbather in my general vicinity

>>72810395
Emo kids are pretty horrible to try to talk to though.

Metal heads are great until they put on their music.
You'll be talking about a CS assignment with them, comparing notes, having some light friendly political debate, you'll chuckle with him about that drunk Asian girl that grinded on him last weekend.

Then he'll say he's gonna put on some music and before you know it everything it ruined by screaming.

>>72810447
screaming is the superior form of singing

>>72810462
I think you meant to say barely audible whispering hidden behind scratchy guitar

>>72810471
shoegaze is to emo what emo is to metal

>>72807986
Sauce is deathgasm. Best movie ever

>>72810436
>sunbather
that shit's horrible

>tfw thrash metal is my favourite genre but never listen to it/talk about it in public because I don't want to be associated with metaltards

>>72810278
>>because they are stuck with only people that will encourage them they don't realise how detached from reality and cringey they really are.

You know, just like SJWs, Trump supporters, otherkin Tumblr weirdos, everything else basically.

>>72810903
what is your favorite thrash album

>>72807986
Deathgasm was a retarded movie, but that was the point. It was meant to be a low-brow splatter film.

>>72807986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpzAHlsKfXQ

now this is badass music

>>72807986
It isn't just metal– anybody who has a single hobby as a personality is just as cringey

>>72811200
torn between Sarcofago's INRI and Morbid Saint's Spectrum of Death

>>72810361
you've just described my best friend

>>72811976
>>72810361
but instead of bebop and berserk (i wish), its black lagoon and SAO

>>72807986
Go back to listening to your nigger music while taking black cock up your ass, you nu-male.

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>>72812087
It's true anon. Metal is not cool anymore.

>>72811565
good taste
check Perversor out, similar to INRI

>>72812159
never heard of them
thanks dude, I'll check them out

>>72812131
dumb goblinposter

>>72807986
Heavy metal is kinda gay and homoerotic music that inspires the hidden queer in metal heads

>>72812131
fuck off with grimesposting cunt, if you have to atleast post nicer pics and not where she looks like a fucking megamunt

I like some metal (not just sunbather) but its so reactionary against pop and clean sounding music and a lot of times just too image based

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I like metal because I don't like vocals.

>>72813057
is this bait?

>>72813093
Genuinely not.
I also listen to harsh noise.

>>72810361
you are quite literally the only one
and also underage

>>72813093
vocals are fucking gay

>>72810361
let's do the test
>Pretty nerdy
yeah
>wears glasses
nope
>drinks till he passes out one day every weekend
trying to pass out is stupid
>likes anime but only ones like cowboy Bebop and beserk
I didn't even know not liking cowboy bebop was an option
>might play d&d and claim it's irronically but really he absolutely loves it
nope, but I sometimes hang out with those kind of people
>generally dates a girl with dyed hair who plays too much video games
I wish desu
>maybe a little annoying at times
I don't talk about metal unless someones asks me about it
idk if I'm annoying about other stuff
>>72810411
>There's also the "ashamed to be a metalhead, proud to be able to pass as a normie" short-haired metalhead that's becoming about as common.
fuck those guys
self hating bastards

>>72810395
emo kids are the most unoriginal, annoying little shits on the planet

also have shit taste so potent that it could kill a live horse

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>>72813127
no taste whatsoever

>>72813177
they really are
lyrics are also dogshit

>>72811452
really hope that's bait
if not you should probably be beat to death with a windmill

>>72813192
maybe you just listened to shitty metal bands with shitty lyrics and vocals, most probably the edgiest ones
that's not always the case, though

>>72813241
>maybe
very decisive shitpost
who said I was referring to metal?

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>>72813261
I don't see nu-males(whatever that means,but i'm guessing male-feminists) liking alot of that music, i mean Sunn 0))), The Angelic Process, freaking right-wing jew hating Pantera?

>>72813334
Sunn O))) and Angelic Process are absolutely and indisputably belonging on this chart though

>>72813353
I guess i'm confused but why

>>72813353
>absolutely
>indisputably
now you're just being redundent

>>72813259
>in a thread about metal
>in reply to a post talking about metal
>who said I was referring to metal
yeah, no idea
>>72813261
>not appreciating mikael's clean vocals as well as the growls
and that's I know you're a pleb
rest of the list sure is mostly shit though

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>>72813334
You're being baited, stop replying

>>72813387
Do you know what a reply chain is?

>>72813361
Because they mostly attract outsiders who would usually discredit the genre just because it's the cool thing to do
Thankfully not all of them are like that, but the sole fact that these shitstains exist justify the existence of this chart

>>72813387
it'd be a plausible assumption
but that still doesn't negate the fact that you're a fucking retard

>>72811514
this

>>72813398
seems like the concept isn't quite clear to you, since you did reply on a discussion about vocals and lyrics being shit in metal
if you weren't a talking about metal I really don't see the point to your post
>>72813410
>but that still doesn't negate the fact that you're a fucking retard
I mean, I never denied that

>>72813400
I understand, at first glance was just confused to see some bands that i wouldn't see a person trying to be "unique" and "trendy" by listening to obscure metal, actually listen too since some of those bands on the list are fairly popular and have a wide audience,especially bands like Death, Enslaved and Opeth.