"Strawberry Self-Destruction" sounds pretty good

>>72807065
raspberry ankle snap

Cherry Long Flight

Apple Sprain

>>72807065
the apple groin crush

Avocado Ennui

>>72807065
Banana Cavernosography

Green Plums of Who Knows Why

pineapple headache

Apple drug abuse

>>72807065
raspberry hemmorhoid

:(

>>72807065
The Pear Tooth Removal

>>72807084
>groin crush
what happened my guy

Banana Bedtime

Banana Wisdom Teeth

Pineapple Boredom

Grapefruit Tonsillitis

Banana

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Kiwi Headache. That's pretty cool

Watermelon cholecystectomy

Doesn't really roll off the tongue.

Tomato Back Cramp

>>72807131
Damn.

>>72807065
Pear migraine

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>>72807065
Watermelon Fun

mango tooth ache

Orange Fever

>>72807065
Blackberry Wisdom (teeth?)

I had my teeth out like 8 years ago FYI before you call me underage

>>72807065
orange joint pain.

>>72807065
The Mango Hangovers

>>72807065
Grape Rape

Peach addiction

>>72807228
:/

Peach Thyroidectoy

Cucumber Rape

>>72807288
:/

Date Rape

>>72807315
:/

>>72807065
Watermelon Headache

>>72807315
good job

>>72807315
Damn.

Avocado Wisdom Teeth Removal

orange headache

Mango Wisdom Teeth

Schizocarp Tooth

Orange Migraine

clementine circumcision

Beet Feet

Olive Balls

>>72807426
Beets are root vegetables.

>>72807456
Oh I saw it on a list but I guess they were talking about the flowers that grow from a beet

>>72807511
That's also not a fruit lol, that's just an extension of the vegetable. Beet greens are good for too.

Beets are really your favorite "fruit"?

guava cyst

Mango Surgery

orange

>>72807539
Well the fruit is produced from the flower. I'm showing it's called an utricle. And no its not.

coffee strain

It was muscle relaxants but whatever.

Banana Muscle Tear

Feijoa Headache

Orange Orange

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>>72807569
Now you got me all curious. Fruit is a pretty liberal term in the world of plants, and doesn't necessarily mean what we think of as iconic fruit that we can bite into. An utricle is similar to a achene which is more like a seed. Achenes are what we think of as seeds on strawberries. So beet utricules aren't really for eats, more just propagation.

I learned something new tonight.

Blueberry Tear

Strawberry Because My Friend Had Some?

That doesn't seem like a very good band name.

>>72807065
Banana Backpain!

Aw dude

>>72807065
Apple Break-Up

>>72807065
Pineapple Headache

>>72807668
Right and I'm showing that strawberry achenes are technically a separate fruit growing on a fruit.

>>72807127
No I'm changing mine. Pineapple Day Off.

Pineapple Headache

Dragonfruit I Dont Do That

>>72807718
Yes they are, but I'm saying you're not going to only eat the achene, nobodies favorite fruit is strawberry achene. You'd need like 25 pounds of strawberries to get a strawberry sized ball of achenes.

if the last time you took painkillers didn't involve either
a. a headache/migraine
b. toothache
c. earache
then you are a certified degenerate fuck

apple none

>>72807065
tomato migrane

>>72807682
Sounds really gay

>>72807065
Orange Headache

Persimmon Clinical Depression

>>72807821
lol fag

>>72807750
So what does an achene seed grow?

Nb4 achenes you idiot

Blackberry Never

Mango Gunshot Wound

Raspberry Stomach Ache

Blackberry Tooth Removal

Watermelon Ankle Pain

>>72807828
Nothing. It's just a byproduct of the plant. I'm learning this as we go. Wikipedia says:

"The achenes of the strawberry are sometimes mistaken for seeds. The strawberry is an aggregate fruit with an aggregate of achenes, and what is eaten is accessory tissue."

"An aggregate fruit or etaerio is a fruit that develops from the merger of several ovaries that were separate in a single flower."

Passion fruit I've never taken pain killers because I'm not an amerifat

pineapple put a pineapple up my butt hehe :^)

>>72807832
would listen to desu

>>72807914
Thank

melon migraine

>>72807777
>you can't take painkillers after surgery
get a load of this guy.

>>72807897
I don't know what's going on but I'm watching videos of people growing strawberries from these achenes. Then dozens of people are commenting and confirming. I believe that qualifies as a strawberry seed.

>>72808013
Ok, that's fine, I really don't care as long as we can agree that beets are vegetables.

Piña Paiñ

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Banana Recreation

>>72808052
If we can agree that achene fruit grows from the beet

>>72808061
underrated

Guava Headache

>>72808089
No, UTRICLES grow from the beet. We've been over this, we just got distracted.

>>72807065
Strawberry Insomnia

Chinese Apple Backpain

???

>>72808124
I'm showing that an utricle has the same function but just a slightly different appearance. Wikipedia just redirects utricle to achene.

>>72807172
Mango Depression.

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Cherry Deppression.

And I'm showing that an utricle has a claim to fame. It is the worlds smallest fruit.

mango idiopathic epididymitis

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>>72807065
BananaBullshit

>>72808159
Yeah, but if we're going to agree on what fruit comes from the beet plant let's agree on the correct terminology. They're similar, but different. Beets produce utricles not achenes.

I hold my position that no ones favorite fruit is a utricle or achene though. I can't even find a picture of a beet utricle or any utricle that isn't in a human ear.

Raspberry sinus infection

dubs decides genre

>>72807065
>Nectarine Ingrown Toenail Removal Surgery
would not listen to their demo desu

>>72807456
you're a root vegetable bincj

Banana Migraine

lol

>>72807777
I get injured in the war you fucking toothache having numale.

>>72808226
toothaches are pretty painful bub, step off

>>72808226
Sure, the war vet impressing all the dorks on the internet at 4:30 am with trigger phrases.

Good thing the world has soldiers like you who wear their service with dignity.

>>72807065
Banana I Have Some Pain Killers (Why Not Use Them)

>>72808226
*it ain't me starts playing*

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>>72807065
cherry nihilism
peach and strawberry procrastination
jam self-judgement
raspberry repetition
cranberry concessions
mango and tangerine meditation
orange and grapefruit binge bites
bananabullshit
lemonloneliness
watermelon wake n bake
carambola cold

>>72808263
How about I knock you around a little.

>>72807065
Pineapple Dehydration

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>>72808292
Do it to it bud. Hurt my feelings. Call me a numale cuck. Insult my lineage.

Voiceless faceless blue box of text, you are super threatening and I will submit to your masculinity in the future.

Strawberry knuckle gash

banana scoliosis

>>72808286
I'm assuming that humans have smoked weed for so many thousands of years that our bodies literally evolved around it.
We are literally evolved to smoke weed as opposed to alcohol for example.

>>72807065
Raspberry Shits and Giggles

>>72808333
I'm gonna push ya around a little how does that sound?

>>72807065
...cherry menstruation.

Strawberry Tooth-Ache

strawberry switchblade cover band

>>72807065
apple nerve pain

>>72807065
banana sad

Blueberry Soul

>>72808418
nice

Strawberry testicle infection.... Not half bad

>>72807065
is alkohol considered a painkiller?
i don't really take painkillers that often so i can't remember.

>>72807065
kiwi nigger

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>>72808741

>>72808698
That sounds like a metal band

Pineapple Sore Throat

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Grape O2 Fractional Laser

Tangerine Boredom

>Banana Car Crash
O shit

Pomegranate tooth removal

>>72807065
Blueberry Depression

Melon Mania
lel

>>72807065
apple dehydrated

>>72807065
>Blueberry Depression

Sounds all right to me.

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>>72809407
>>72809607

Are you me??

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>>72809407
Do you also crush them up and ingest them through your nose before trying to see how long you can violently masturbate while choking yourself before you pass out? Asking for a friend.

Clementine Lack of Love

>>72809704
David Carradine? You're still alive?

Mango Headache

>>72807120
My man

>>72807288
Yikes...

Cherry I've Never Taken Painkillers

>>72807065
Pineapple Suicide

Kiwi broken arm

Nectarine Strepthroat

Apple Never Have

>>72807065
Raspberry Anxiety Headache

Watermelon Punch In The Face

>>72807065
peach infection
metal

>>72807065
Banana Tooth

That might exist already.

[unavailable] Hangover

>>72807065
Strawberry Switchblade

>>72808356
We've been drinking alcohol for ages, man.

>>72810264
the Strawbz weren't indie at all.

Peach Migraine

Kiwi Back Pain

Sounds like a New Zealand STD

>>72807065
Banana headache, does sound well.

Apple Wisdom Teeth

Loquat hemmorroids

Cherry flu

Redcurrant Laryngitis

Kumquat Diarrhoea

>>72807065
Lemon never took painkillers

>>72807120
came to post this

Melon Nape Pain

>>72807171
Banana fmDun is much better imo.

>>72807065
Grape Hangover.

>>72807065
cucumber anal sex

>>72807065
I can't decide on Pineapple/Strawbery/Kiwi Headache

>>72807097
>>72811166
I guess we're in the same band. I want to play the xylophone.

But first I have to learn how to play the xylophone

Kiwi to Get High

Pear headache, meh

Avocado Baby is already a Los Campesinos! song.

>>72807065
Pineapple Never

>>72807065
Orange Fever, I feel like this band already exits.

>>72807315
oh fucking hell kek

>>72807113
kek

Banana Migrane

Grape Depression

None, I Literally Want(ed) to Die

Papaya Hangover

raspberry laceration

Blackberry I attempted a dead lift PR after a 2.5 mile hard run like a fucking idiot

Black Cherry Back Sore

Lemon to pass a drug screen

Banana Hip

>>72807113
haha

>>72807065
passionfruit trapped sciatica

>>72807065
Grape Leg Pain

salmon autism

Mango Hungover

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Banana circumcision

:((

Avacado Dental Implant

Banana can't remember

>>72807065
Banana migraine

>>72807065
Passionfruit Migraine

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duku cancer

Clementine Heartbreak, WEW I like it

>>72807065
Black Berries Got Run Over By a Ford F-150 going 52 MPH Shattering My Pelvis Into Dust.

this thread is bad and you should feel bad

Plum Scoliosis

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>>72813059
Not even bullshitting

Pomegranate Headache

Apple Headache
Pear Allergies

>>72807065
Pineapple Boredom

>>72807065
These all sound like basic modern day shoegaze bands

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Banana Wisdom Teeth

Sufjan Stevens - Carrie & Lowell

Banana Headache

>>72807065
Mango Depression

Tomato I Didn't

Pear Headache

>>72808160
>>72813531
You guys are destined to jam together

>>72807171
holy kek i guess I'm in your band now.

Grapefruit warmth

Lemon Kidney Stones

Apple Wisdom Teeth Removal
Sounds more noise rock or something idk

The Cherryshingles

Grimes - Art Angles

>>72807065
Pomegranate To Kill The Pain

Orange Migraine

Orange Fever

>>72814265
who is the copycat?

>>72807131
lol

>>72807065
I have literally never taken painkillers in my life.

Watermelon Toothache

Peach Hatred

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>>72813121
Dang anon. Be more careful next time.

>>72807075
lowkey sounds sick

>>72807065
Orange Throat Ache

Papaya To Get High

...must be Post Rock

Tangerine Stitches

>>72807315
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A GIRL I KNOW

>>72807777
>implying a throat ache doesn't hurt worst than all of those combined

Banana backpain.

I'd listen to it

>>72807901
>painkillers
>american
Do you live in a third world country?

>>72807065
Green Apple Never

Sounds fucking awesome

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Banana Withdrawal

sounds a bit lewd desu like a borderline obcene gay 80s Hi-NRG/sythpop act

>>72807065
Banana stomach ache

>>72807065
bananas fuck my head hurts

Pear Groin Tear
>the universe beckons

tomato avascualr necrosis

>>72807097
>>72807113
>>72807179
>>72807315
best ones.

>date sinusitis

>>72807065
Passion Fruit Migranes

Fruit of thy womb assault

Grape Tinnitus

>>72809764
sup me

>>72807065
Banana burned

>>72807065

GRAPE RAPED

>>72815279
No. I only learned to walk again like 3 months ago and I'm back to walking at night while drunk and wearing headphones. I literally never learn my lesson.

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>>72816040
Get well and stop being a drunk madman. Sounds fun tho.

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>>72816202
I'm fine now, just got some new scars. Forgive the man bush but I just got out of the hospital for a long long time. Those posts in the first pic were drilled into my pelvis, so that was fun.

A few broken bones and a concussion never killed anyone.

Strawberry never

Avocado lower back pain

broken penis

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>>72816246
Noice. Did you atleast got to cach some air like pic related?

>>72807065
mango anxiety

hahaha

>>72816908
Probably. I woke up like 20-30 feet away from the truck for like 3 seconds after the ambulance and cops had gotten there. I sat up even though they told me not to and got a quick look at what was happening. Then I passed back out because of the pain (sitting up on a shattered pelvis = really bad idea).

So either that distance was covered by me bouncing or they moved the truck, but given the injuries I had I'm guessing it's the former. I didn't go under the car so my body had to deflect somewhere.

Other than that brief three seconds I was unconscious immediately upon impact until I got to the hospital.

>>72810521
>>72810521
thirded

>>72812674
Underrated

>>72817192
>>72813523

>>72817013
Holy fuck, it was a pickup truck. That's hardcore m8.

>>72817303
Ford F-150

Tangerine I Forgot

>>72807065
Grape Fistula

>>72807065
Avocado I cant Handle Reality

>>72807065
Strawberry Non-Applicable

>>72807065
Peach Wisdom Tooth Removal

Orange Hangover

Blackberries I Was Trying To Get High

This is more like an AnCo song title or something.

Banana existential crisis

>>72811903
>>72807085
>>72807347
>>72816319
>>72817854
>>72807154
>>72807798
>>72813534
>>72807288
>>72811099
>>72807612

No fuck you you're all in a band called "Avocado, Tomato, Cucumber, and Coffee Fruit Smoothie" and the only musical instruments you're allowed to play are weird shits like kazoos and jugs and spoons that are only technically musical instruments.

>>72807065
Dragonfruit Surgery
It's ok, i guess

opiate-based or NSAID?

In either case, Passionfruit Foot Surgery or Apple Sinusitis

>>72818188
wait why did the fruit change

are apples opiate-based?

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>>72813059

>>72807065
Mangos, I Have Never

Orange Back Pain

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>>72807065
Strawberries to Stop the Pain

>>72807187
Ayy we're the same.
>>72807848

>>72807065

açaí otitis

>>72807065
Pineapple Wisdom Teeth

Tangerine Period

Bananas $1 Apiece

Peach Anal Fissures

>>72807065
Tangerine Broken Knee

>>72807065
Peach PCL Tear

Orange Cancer

Mango Adenoids

Sounds like a gay band :(

Kumquat Toothache

>>72807065
Mango Myalgia

thanks for crowdsourcing names for my new side project

>>72818681
Grrrrr you cheeky little bastard

Blueberry slept on my neck wrong

Pineapple suicide

Strawberry Escapism

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>>72807084
you made me laugh, anon. thanks.

Kiwi Eye Pain

>>72807065
Watermelon Euphoria

Tomato my head hurts

>>72807065
Mango Allergies

Cherry, I Hit My Head On A Fucking Cabinet

>>72819356
sounds like it could be a mountain goats song desu

Cantaloupe I Honestly Can't Remember The Last Time I Took Painkillers

>>72807065
Apple Depression