Now I know a majority of you all are virgins, so just use your imaginations. Songs you think would be good to play during sex.
>pic related, redbone is fucking oozing sex
Oysterhead
>>72797463
>I'll start a thread to brag about having sex on an anonymous image board
heh no chance you're an insufferable loser
>>72797463
Anything on D'Angelo's Voodoo other than Devil's Pie, Left and Right, and Chicken Grease. Had a lot of sex to that album.
Also, this was a sex music go-to of mine for a long time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJSjspGcmMU
>>72797463
peep any Drake project bruuuuhhh xD
Screen Shot especially has a nice thrusting rhythm. Good for banging qt patrician grils.
I like to put on some deep house when I'm balls deep in my cousin's warm snatch. She likes Round One especially.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uovB5Ah_GI
>>72797463
Any Massive Attack or Portishead album (obvious answer).
Instantly found the new Gorillaz song Out Of Body a killer to have sex on too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdhhCCiIx40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u84f2wdl6f4
Let me love you by Mario. Oldy but a goody.
>>72797556
nah honestly I'm a sad virgin...
A man can dream though
>>72797463
>having sex
>being a degenerate
I bet you have a girlfriend too don't you? You white knight faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QetvK6ldl2s
>>72797621
who in the fuck would want to bang to swans
I'd love to make love to a big and beautiful woman whilst anthony fantano reviews blurryface in the background
Anyone have that link to the video on Xvideos with the overweight couple fucking to communist daughter? Been looking for some time
>>72797740
yeah seems pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRHgBgGjbbI
one time a girl told me to put this on, shortly after we had sex with each other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt0HR9COX0I
>>72797463
anything with anderson paak
>Be me
>15, about to turn 16
>Decide it would be cool to lose virginity at 15, I'd already gotten pretty close and 15 would be a super normie age to lose your virginity at
>Ask 5-6/10 girl who my friend says likes me to come back with my to my friend's apartment (the sex apartment, his parents were never home and he let people fuck in his place like it was a Motel 8)
>She says yes
>At this time I was very into Animal Collective
>Decide that Merriweather Post Pavilion would be good to do this shit to
>Put it on, we start making out, by the time My Girls hits we're already naked and putting on condom. Very excited, haven't even seen a vagina. Later on I realized that this was a weird looking vagina
>Midway through My girls we start having sexual intercourse
>Penis doesn't feel so good
>Start freaking out, I thought I was going to cum instantly because it felt so good. Instead I can barely feel shit with this Thick-ass condom on. What did they make this shit out of, goodyear tires?
>Start thinking I might be gay
>The music gets more and more fun as my sexual inadequacy becomes more and more pronounced
>LION IN A COMA LION IN A COMA
>Beginning to feel physically and mentally exhausted
>Suddenly, a brilliant idea pops in my head. Fake the orgasm and be done with it, then go home and jack off to the experience later. As I was thinking this "No More Runnin" was playing so I knew I had been penetrating this girl for almost the whole 51 minute album minus the foreplay I guess.
>With a couple thrusts and exaggerated moans I dismount her and quickly get under the covers so that she does not see I did not come
>"Did you come," she asks
>"Yes," I say proudly. "That was so good"
>"Did you really," she asks
>"Yes..." I say
>"Let me see the condom," she says
>Oh fuck
>Panic
>"Open up ya open up ya" comes over the speakers
>No choice but to rip the condom off my dick and eat it before she notices there's no cum in it
>"What the fuck are you doing"
>She leaves
>>72798109
i listened to my girls while committing statutory rape
>>72798128
wut
captain beefheart safe as milk
>>72798260
in the united states even if both parties are underage it's still considered statutory rape. if one were to get caught both parties would go to jail.
>>72798260
i was 19 she was 16.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0DivlmO--U
Most bjork songs desu
>>72797463
I actually have a playlist for this.
Cassius - Au Rêve
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXeQ3S6tLKM
Beastie Boys - Transitions
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFy4d0FIMQU
Rouge Rouge - L'Amour
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF3qxaBz5WE
Sébastien Tellier - Look
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jL0vy2YaDg
Paradis - La Ballade De Jim
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V65-n6qNMaY
Daft Punk - Make Love
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeZG0viNAjM
L'indécis - Vibes
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w10xoocIh5Q
Massive Attack - Paradise Circus
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daoY5iPorMc
Funkadelic - Maggot Brain
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elCC5JKmh54
Busta Rhymes - I Know What You Want
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEDd4SncleU
SebastiAn - Love In Motion
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqF606H3XSw
Julia Jean-Baptiste - Incendie
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB-R4E_GzUU
Portishead - Glory Box
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qQyUi4zfDs
Tomandandy - Post Suicide
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CWZX1uXFXY
Mazzy Star - Fade Into You
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uJ61jgFCMM
Jay-Z - '03 Bonnie & Clyde (Instrumental)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvfJTWJQf3M
FKA Twigs - In Time
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6eY0BtGxPg
Drake - Connect
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BJmp319ctI
Charlotte Gainsbourg - Hey Joe
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ddEkj-7qA8
She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixw_bLVUL34
The Pixies - Hey
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDACd-ShjHk
Is it weird I don't really like to have music on when I'm banging? It's distracting or something, idk
>>72799349
no, i think its weirder that someone is going to stop engaging in sex to turn on music
>>72799349
I have a shitty bed that makes a lot of noise which I find actually distracting. I like having music in the background so it's not awkward when there's the odd silence with the squeaking bed noise while we reposition. Also the focus isn't on the music anyway.
Sex is best with no music. I like to hear her moans and the sounds our bodies make during.
>>72798109
Don't worry, everyone's first time has been like this since internet porn came on the scene
>>72799502
Eh me too, I just kind of ignore it though. Plus enough bed rattling makes me feel like a manly man lol
>>72799554
Yeah this exactly
>>72799554
If you play music and it's too loud for you to hear anything your partner says then you're doing it wrong. It's meant to be background music.
My gf and I usually put pic related on, or the low end theory. The vinyl copies of course.
>>72797994
i have a friend who fucked his normie gf to Death Grips
I will say, I did sort of accidentally end up having sex to Atoms for Peace's Amok and that was a surprisingly good album to fuck to. Especially Default.
>>72798260
>Natural Iceboy
>>72797463
What a normie thread. Patricians think about music theory while having sex because it bores them.
>ctrl+f "lovage"
>no results
Fucking plebs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6mAIR9-vgI
>>72797463
I once had sex to this album.
Was a good experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfdJBYoKz0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmkDmDS_kjA
You ever screwed a girl to godspeed you black emperor?
She cried at first
>>72801010
story
>>72802725
I made that up
I once had anal sex to the batman theme song
Also melody 8
>>72798495
>>72797463
these tbf
the one time I had sex was whilst we were watching Drive, so I guess the Drive soundtrack?
>>72800507
Do normies unironically discuss things like this with each other? Gross.
>>72799258
Ha. FAG
> be me
> playing music on computer, ignoring others at house partying
> most go outside smoke or something
> girl stays behind playing xbox
> put on https://youtu.be/6zo1qi7fCc8
> "we should fuck to this, anon"
> wtf.mp3
> "uh o-ok"
> fuck
>>72798049
ask on gifs
my go to's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4U19zwFENs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYdQ3J91VFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26HsSzFX_ok
>>72797463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FaV9PnTU4
>>72798049
I don't know if I'm disgusted or if I think that is romantic.
I love that song.
>>72799258
Your sex playlist is probably the gayest thing ever posted on this site
And i mean gay in the most derogatory way possible
>>72797463
>"redbone is fucking oozing sex"
Nah, clearly you're the virgin here, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57C_eWa2bgo
You don't get something from nothing.
>>72797463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qQyUi4zfDs
>>72802706
You're a fucking creeper.
>>72797463
For me it's Miguel, his vocals and lyrics ooze pure sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
>>72803545
Beth Gibbons will die in your lifetime.
>>72797782
I laughed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8l0GUasQEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dTMdtWIiTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8MYd-FHbvA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE9oOFUNgYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0phluwJ8_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2BhZ3Je8Uo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sfMBBvKBg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVD3JzUtQYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn7xv6SNSUc
>tfw made a sex playlist on spotify even though ive never even kissed a girl
D'Angelo
>>72797463
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
GUYS! I just found the perfect song for sex.
It's a composition by an American composer named John Cage.
It's called 4'33''.
You'll love it.
Try this on your girl. It'll work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C5qfMfhjZk
>>72804798
as long as you use it for your elaborate erotic fantasies
>>72803054
>cocteau twins
fuck. yes.
Ipacial Sextion
ive fucked girls to my own album, its like jerking off on top of having sex. afterwards its always disgusting and i hate myself more than i did before, especially because these girls are whores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9PuAm7d0PA
>>72805264
>you rivers Cuomo spends half of his time blogging on /mu/
I recommend some good ol Daniel Caesar feat. Kali Uchis - Get You
Novacane or Lovecrimes. Or both.
>>72804712
qaulity post m9
>>72805870
i don't think that you're being candid
love again - rtj
parabol + parabola - tool (i like to be blown to these two. cumming right when parabola comes on is fucking glorious)
skeletal lamping - of montreal
stay ugly ep - CRIM3S
Pretty much this entire album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbbaJIpkGMs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WU7oGiwiao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P91dAAsvsPY
>>72797994
I'm sure gira would approve
>>72797629
glow in the dark boner tag music
lonely steel sheet flyer is a pretty good hump song
>>72806375
http://www.suburbanapologist.com/interview-swans-michael-gira-talks-sex-in-the-tub-wanting-to-be-an-author-and-being-versed-in-gibberish/
he most certainly would
>>72797463
Maggot Brain. Maybe the whole album.
>>72802706
First time I had sex was to Have a Nice Life - Deathcounsciousness
>>72807538
Was she too busy crying to notice?
First time I had sex was to a bootleg of a Radiohead show that I went to.
funhouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR5u9jb0PJE
I fucked to Dragging a Dead Deer up a Hill once, pretty spooky
Francis Dale - Pie in the Sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4rhgT4Houk
Motopony - I'm here now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8xoys37OHQ
Jeff Buckley - Everybody Here Wants You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGzHCvkndnI
>>72797463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbkqE4fpvdI
>>72797463
pure imagination from willy wonka cause thats all its gonna be in the end for most of us
>>72809618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj5bEOEMu7s