/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

PWR BTTM REVIEW??

>>72785089
Won't happen
They've been blacklisted
Their careers are over


Also, harry styles 7.x

HARRY STYLES 6.6 by Laura Snapes

>>72785080
It's Conde Naste O'clock!!!

>>72785089
They're getting the full SKM treatment
Expect a BTFO next week

Hundred Waters EP with a mid 7's review incoming (check dubs)

>>72785547
>>72785642
are you guys gonna give us some sweet sweet ratings tonight? Love those ratings!! How else would I know what is important?????

>>72785665
you realize that you're critiquing at least partial and more likely full on irony here right

>>72785684
Oh, the ratings are ironic? Do tell Conde Naste. I'm all ears.

>-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and Slowdive

Thanks for reminding me that Jesu/Sun Kil Moon released something recently. I totally forgot.

>>72785781
totally brah


Now, back to these ironic ratings.....

>>72785781
But they didn't unless you're talking about a new single or something. Two more weeks.

BNM of 2017
Run the Jewels 3 - Run the Jewels 8.6
I See You - The xx 8.4
Culture - Migos 8.1
Nothing Feels Natural - Priests 8.5
Process - Sampha 8.6
Not Even Happiness - Julie Byrne 8.3
Reassemblage - Visible Cloaks 8.7
Drunk - Thundercat 8.5
Nightmare Logic - Power Trip 8.4
Infinite Worlds - Vagabon 8.5
Everybody Works - Jay Som 8.6
A Crow Looked At Me - Mount Eerie 9.0
Mono No Aware - Various Artists 8.6
Arca - Arca 8.5
DAMN. - Kendrick - 9.2
Narkopop - GAS 8.8
No Shape - Perfume Genius 8.8
Slowdive - Slowdive 8.6
Powerplant - Girlpool 8.3

>>72785809
Actually, I'm streaming the whole album now.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/30-seconds-to-the-decline-of-planet-earth/id1233754445

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>>72785819
Is your trip 'ironic' like these numbers?

>>72785834
Oh wtf it went to Spotify too, thanks

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Paramore 7.5 by Ryan Dombal
Chino Amobi 7.7 by Chal Ravens
Spencer Radcliffe & Everyone Else 7.4 by Colin Joyce
The Van Pelt 7.4/ 7.4 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Endlings 6.8 by Raymond Cummings

>>72785890
buy, buy, sell, buy


I say Geneva and you hear Helsinki?

what's with the autist ruining these threads

Paramore got a higher rating than JTMC. That's pretty indicative of 2017

>>72785924
These 'threads' are a mix of clandestine advertising and fake news desu

>>72785819
god what a weak year

>>72785965
>JTMC
whats that

>>72785965
>X >Y

let's debate this pronounced arbitrary dichotomy

>>72785972
you're a newfag from /pol/ aren't you

>>72785977
How are we even going to know what the (((AOTY))) is? What if they get the envelopes mixed up?

>>72785804
Dude he didn't even mention reviews

>>72785907

nice freddy got fingered reference

>>72786179
do you people not get how what you do is offensive to us?

Why is pitchfork reviewing Paramore now?

P4k was never great by any means, but there really is no difference between them and say Rolling Stone at this point. They don't even curate what they review anymore, what's the point?

>>72786206
Us?

>>72786206
>us
>Implying you speak for multiple people
Summer fag detected

>>72786221
There's really not much point to them curating what they review anymore.

>>72786221
Why is Paramore promoting Spotify? It's a mystery.

>>72786221
>They don't even curate what they review anymore,
Don't get me wrong, P4K = CNN, but they certainly 'curate'.

>>72786243
Meh I don't see why not, but I suppose that ship's sailed a long time ago

>>72786270
Honestly, what even is pitchfork-core at this point?
I feel like they're moving past poptimism but where are they heading? >>72786282

>>72786326
There isn't any such a thing anymore. They pretty much just straightforward cover mainstream music and popular alternative/indie music at this point, just the same as every other big music journalism outlet.

>>72786326
>Honestly, what even is pitchfork-core at this point?
kek, it's more like names than genre


p4k is corrupt as fuck

>>72786374
So time to revive TMT hype thread?

>>72786374
>They pretty much just straightforward cover mainstream music and popular alternative/indie music at this point, just the same as every other big music journalism outlet.
They're good boys. Turning their life around.

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>>72785819
>album - artist

>>72786437
pitchfork dindu nuffin

>>72786221
They're reviewing Paramore cause they made P4K-bait music, not really surprising.

>>72786560
yeah....the artists totally run the machine. ok.