Why does all metal sound cringe to me?

>>72771920
Have you listened to all metal ? I doubt it.

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Maybe because you have shit taste in music, but fear not anon, here is a selection of metal music recordings you might find adequate to your taste

I feel the same way about hip hop, my whole existence cringes when I hear
>yo yo, check this out
>yeah yeah uhuh yeah baby
>suck muh dik bitch
>nigga nigga nigga poop doop le bad words xD

>>72772072
whats it like having the personality of a dead snail

>>72771954
almost all of those are quality albums

>>72772164
t. nu-male

>>72772207
good buzzwords post a pepe next

because you're low t
and also a nu-male

>>72772266
>>72772277
Checked

>>72772164
Spoken like a true untermensch

>>72772311
go back to pol you fucks

>>72772164
>almost all of those are quality albums
Actually correct.

>>72772072
i only listen to music of the highest brow too, we should be friends :)

>>72772164
>whats it like having the personality of a dead snail
Rappers would surely know.

Can anyone actually recommend any metal, besides the obvious (Rust in Peace, Countdown to Extinction) with lyrics comparable to those and other similar albums?

>>72772696
Factually wrong

>>72772164
>whats it like having the personality of a dead snail
best call. +second that

>>72772311
Nietzsche would've mocked metal just like he mocked Wagner.

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>>72772164
>whats it like having the personality of a dead snail

>>72772897
>caring about lyrics in metal
but I can rec you stuff, it just depends on what you're looking for in metal

>>72772897
Mustain lyrics are fucking garbage, why would you want more?

>>72773707
>>72773744
So, recommend something good then. And how are Mustaine's lyrics garbage? I mean, sure, "every lyric is garbage compared to Bob Dylan", but come on.

>Why does all metal sound cringe to me?
Because it is cringe Metal is the most juvenile of the genres. I won´t deny good metal exist because there its definitely there are tons of good metal, but unfortunately it its burried with tons of bullshit
Even the good albums require a certain amount of juvenile thinking to be enojoyed, you just need to look at the lyrics that range from edgy to just annoying
Anyone who unironically listen and ejoy metal are either pretending or doing it because there little teenage ego never faded away

>>72773801
>recommend something good then
you'll have to be more specific dude
but here's a list of bands I personnally enjoy, even if I think it's stupid to rec stuff without knowing what you like
black sabbath
motörhead
speedwolf
cryptosy
early gojira
electric wizard
conan
naðra
zeal and ardor
devin townsend
early sepultura
cathedral
candlemass
early mastodon
bongripper
slayer

as you can see, I'm not a huge thrash fan but if you like metallica you should go and find a good thrash metal chart
also the nu-male chart has a lot of good albums, that's why it works so well as bait
>>72773902
I'm feeling generous, so here's a free (you)

>>72772443
No

>>72773951
I like very few metal bands. From your list - Black Sabbath and possibly Devin Townsend. I mean, sure, Motörhead, Slayer, but I don't take those two and the majority of metal artists seriously. I think I was specific enough.

>>72773951
>Black Sabbath
>Motorhead
>Slayer
>Sepultura
>Mastodon
kek might as well recommend Iron Maiden you middle schooler fuck

>>72774063
why not? It's a good band

>>72774076
The guy you recommended music wanted not obvious metal and you went on and literally gave him le top 40 reddit metal bands
Also Maiden it´s not good but thanks for trying

>>72773093
He mocked Wagner because he felt he betrayed his idea of a Germanic spirit.

Basically his favourite band changed styles and he went all hipster butthurt on it. Like a true metalhead.

>>72773951
>no DsO
why bother

>>72774054
>but I don't take those two and the majority of metal artists seriously
why do you need to take an artist seriously to enjoy his music? I mean everybody knows that cannibal corpse has the stupidest lyrics, doesn't change that they have enjoyable albums
>>72774106
I told him bands I enjoy, because he would not elaborate on what he wanted
and also they're well known for a reason, and they're more accessible than more obscure stuff

>>72771920
because you're socialized that way
but that's not something you can't learn to look past

>>72774172
So, are you going to recommend some metal bands worth listening to or not? I mean, Frank Zappa didn't take his lyrics very seriously, but he did take his music and performance of it and I'm a fan of his.

>>72774167
why bother at all
abandon thread

>>72771920
Because you're not gay enough. Start sucking some ramdom anon cock and you'll see the difference.

>>72774227
haha epic man

>>72774202
what the fuck do you look for in metal? sad music? angry music? fast music? crushingly heavy music? epic music? more traditionnal stuff or something progressive?
I'd have a harder time listing metal that's not worth giving a listen than bands that are worth of it
>>72774227
this helps too
no straight males on /meal/

>>72774227
He is right you know? Only hyper insecure faggots enjoy listening to grown men with long hair and /meal/

>>72772164
>if you don't like listening to niggers brag about having sex and committing crimes you're just boring xDxDxD

>>72774289
Traditional stuff like Black Sabbath, progressive direction definitely, something without fake angst and meaningful lyrics. Does that exist or am I asking for too much?

>>72774356
lyrics are fucking retarded
thank you for identifying yourself as someone who does not care about MUSIC dumbass

>>72774410
>lyrics are fucking retarded
this its true all meal lyrics are retarded at best
everything its either
>muh edge
or
>muh ego

>>72774410
>thank you for identifying yourself as someone who does not care about MUSIC dumbass
Yeah, Bob Dylan is a hack who should've been taken as seriously as a rapper. Get over yourself.

>>72774511
as in lyrics are in general you fucking retard
thank you for also identifying that you have the reading comprehension of a 10 year old

>>72774548
>as in lyrics are in general you fucking retard
Not even him, but thanks for identifying yourself as an actual 10 year old. I'm honestly past the point of getting mad, I'm curious to see how much lower can this board possibly sink.

>>72774516
Bob Dylan is also dogshit, you're only helping me further prove my point

>>72774570
Damn, is that why he's been awarded a Nobel prize and recognized by other musicians as exceptional. It must be. You're pathetic.

>>72774580
a nobel prize in literature
you
fucking
retard
lyrics 200% do not matter

>>72774570
(You)

>>72774603
>lyrics 200% do not matter
Because you said so? That's the standard?

>>72771954
all this needs is Wintersun and you have my high school playlist

>>72774615
because lyrics aren't music you fucking dumbass

>>72774637
What do you want me to say now? I can't even understand what you're arguing for and what's your problem with Dylan. But then again, I'm probably expecting too much from a shitposter.

>>72774663
>I can't even understand what you're arguing for
that's because you're stupid as shit

lyrics are not music, as stated in the above post

>>72774663
Oh, and by the way, at least have some decency to sage when you shitpost.

>>72774693
>that's because you're stupid as shit
Damn, how will I ever recover? And again, I came here for recommendations and what I probably got is a some 12 year olds' pathetic attempt to offend me.

>>72774693
You meal fags are amazing you can go from a simple artist rec to a fucking meltdown crying about Bob Dylan
I actually respecto you
How do you live your everyday life?

>>72773093
Nietzsche called Tristan the most beautiful thing he ever heard, and this was after his famous disavowal of Wagner. He hated the sentiment and motive behind the music, not the music itself.

>>72774735
are you actually fucking retarded?

>>72774732
you appear to be asspained to pluto and back so I'd say it's working

>>72774796
Quality argument, keep it up :)

Sorry someone insulted the teenage edgy music you listen to.

>Hurr Durr muh lyrics dont matter, bob dylan is a hack, take my opinion seriously, retard

>>72774810
Yes, I can't possibly recover from your sick burns.

>>72774356
sorry for the shitstorm that happened, I'm not responsible for this, and I find the fag crying over dylan pathethic
candlemass is great and theatrical, especially the first two albums
listen to them without looking at the music videos to actually enjoy the music, then look at the music videos for a good laugh
pentagram is also great
reverend bizzare is considered a great band and also sounds similar to what you're looking for. I don't like them but they're worth mentionning
khemmis is newer but just as good, they have guttural vocals thrown seamlessly into the mix, even if you don't like guttural vocals, I'm sure you won't be shocked by khemmis
saint vitus is slower and sadder, but still really good
these were all doom metal

Coven's first album "witchcraft destroys minds and reaps souls" is not actually metal, but it has had a huge influence on metal, and I'm sure you'll like it

you can also find some good prog metal, but I don't know jack shit about prog, you're on your own there buddy

>>72774829
classical and Jazz are the highest forms of music for a reason
Metal, with the exception of now, has not been mentioned
lyrics 300% do not matter in any kind of capacity

>>72774896
and also, I don't speak english fluently enough to understand lyrics without reading along, and I don't care about lyrics enough to read along, so idk about the quality of the lyrics of those bands

>>72774930
Yeah honestly who cares about conveying meaning via words. You could set a poem to music and it would instantly be meaningless.

>>72771954
only one i really agree on is sunbather

>>72774978
Literature exists for a reason retard

>>72775060
And because of that music shouldn't try to convey any meaning through lyrics?

>>72775147
dude I answered your question, you're just purposefully ignoring me now
>>72775060
I have rarely seen someone derail a thread this well, props to you, but now fuck off

>>72775147
music should soley foucs on conveying meaning through the music
lyrics can be insightful, smart etc but at the end of the day it doesn't matter because lyrics are in no way important at all

>>72775262
>but at the end of the day it doesn't matter because lyrics are in no way important at all
How did you deduce this?

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itt: metalniggers chimping out

>>72775344
it's not even about metal anymore, it's just two autists arguing over lyrics

>>72775404
Just look at this:
>>72775262

>turns into another MUH LYRICS thread
i bet those are the same people who only listen to conscious rap albums cause of le woke attitude when they otherwise sound like bland and boring garbage

kill yourselves

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>>72772897
listen to "Death"

>>72775479
You might just be correct, given that what we've learned today is that Dylan is worthless.

>>72771920
Alternative metal doesn't.

>>72771954
How is Rust in Peace /numale/?

>>72776437
It's not.

>>72771954
how is California metal

>>72773951
>cryptosy
This. None so Vile is a masterpiece

>>72771920

Because you're not 15 anymore.

I hate /mu/