Eurovision Aftermath

>>72770645
I don't get it, Spain was awesome last year, why did they have to resort to that emotionless twink for this time?

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>>72770645
Surrender to Portugal whitey.
Obrigado!

All hail ONUKA

>Australia
>EUROvision
can't wait to see them in Europe Union too

>>72770645
Superior singer won

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>>72770645
>How did Epic Sax Guy™ lose lads?

>>72770645
Check the UK triops

>>72771000
It's the most unmemorable song imo

>>72770851
I've been listening non-stop to ONUKA ever since. >The interval act is better than the actual acts

>>72771024
Really? The ballad with a romantic string arrangement and a jazz singer was less memorable than the same cookie cutter power ballads and eurotrash edm that gets entered en masse every year? It was the only song that was even close to being a real composition that could float outside the vapid pop sphere of Eurovision.

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>>72770645
Juries did not like Moldova...but they loved Sweden.

Germany and UK should just be banned from the contest and just give the money. It's embarassing.

Belgium was awful. It's a song with horribly overproduced and synthetic "instrumentals" playing while a girl sings in monotone. I seriously don't understand how it placed so well.
I can see how the others placed well: one for being "pure", others for being earbugs, others for being fun.
Belgium's song was none of it.

On another note, I hate this new voting system. It just seems unfair seeing songs at the bottom 10 at the end of the jury vote suddenly jump over to the top 10 because the public said so.

ESC can't make up its mind on whether it wants to be a quality contest or a popularity contest

>>72771099
I didn't follow Eurovision at all but /int and /fit are cute. /mu is in a dorky way too.

Can't believe JonTron didn't win.

>>72771099
Why tf is /b/ Bulgaria's turbo twink?

>>72771112
UK weren't awful this year
At the very least they've improved https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6r1tUhl1cQ

>>72771555
Underage

>>72771578
What makes you say that

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Where were you when Aussie shitposting went to the next level?

>>72771588
I'm not accusing you of being underage, I'm saying that /b/ is probably the turbotwink because he looks about 12, and /b/ is underage, or something

>>72771004
Memes aside, It was genuinely the best perfomance.

>>72770673

Spanish here. The competition to choose our representative was rigged and that twat was chosen over way better options. I hope they purge the entire directive body of the state tv.

>>72770645
Why Spain has 0 musical talent whatsoever?
I can't think about one good thing that has came out of Spain

>>72771649

> Heroes del Silencio

>>72771609
Oh right, never mind, that makes sense

>>72771099
why's the swede /pol/?

>>72771659
Thanks for proving my point

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>>72771698
They made up that the OK symbol is a white supremacist symbol, and some people actually believed it i.e. newspapers, anti-racism groups

>>72771000
trips confirm

>>72771595
Had to be an Aussie.

Canada is loosing the shitposting battle.

>>72771889
Wasn't actually an Aussie, it was a Ukrainian prankster

>>72771595
god damn I love aussies

>>72770851
seriously, they're great.

>>72771776
this is retarded

>>72771595
I BET THE KREMLIN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

>>72771000
this, but unironically

>>72771776
im swedish and i've never heard about this

What was so bad about Germany? I thought it was as average as almost every song this year.

>>72771636
If you're putting memes aside, that'd involve putting the whole song aside. It was right up there with the yodeling Romanians for gimmick factor. Only difference is there are more people who ironically think a guy repeating two licks on sax over a house tune is cool.

>>72772131
far calling but it's almost as if the rest of europe is finally getting sick of germany's antics

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>>72772131
Germany is always getting fucked

>>72772131
Sorry Hans but we all hate you.

South Europe hates you for austerity measures imposed on them. The rest hates you because of Merkel inviting millions of rapefugees.

>>72772344
spotted the turk

>>72772344
Well, I hate them because of WWII actually
I mean, the Nazis?

>>72772286
I don't get why, they were fine last year too. If it was about inviting refugees sweden would get fucked as well.

>>72771642
Next year we are going to have Operación Triunfo decide the representative
Fuck yeah

>>72772590
>Operación Triunfo
You say that like as a good thing

>>72772590
Just great. Another soulless loud chick or a talentless sexy fuccboi.

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>>72771099
revised

EXTREEEMMMEEEEE


SKEEEELLEETOOOOOOOONNNSSS

>>72772947
/out/ - belarus

>>72770972
Sure, why not? They are western culture country. We'll take them.