Shit Noel Gallagher Has Said

I reckon if Thom Yorke fucking shit into a light bulb and started blowing it like an empty beer bottle it’d probably get 9 out of 10 in fucking Mojo. - On reviews.

'Oh, yeah, my last selfie got 47-thousand-million likes on Instagram.' Yeah, why don’t you go fuck off and get a drug habit, you penis?" - On pop stars

The only one worth remembering:
>I hope Damon Albarn gets AIDS and dies

>>72747958
This cunt is laughable - me on Noel Gallagher.

I wish his dad had shoved his cock up his arse instead of just beating him into unconsciousness. - me on Noel Gallagher again.

He tainted English guitar music worse than Clapton's "wogs out" speech. - me on Noel Gallagher.

>I saw Liam at a Man City game recently and we were all right. Bless him, he's going through a bit of a tough time – you live by the sword, you get divorced by the sword...
On Liam's marriage

>>72748085
How does it feel to be less funny than a 60 year old English prick?

>We went to the Brits and we’d won all those awards and we didn’t play. The head of the Brits said, 'This’ll ruin your career.' Fucking, wow. I say to the guy, 'Do you know how high I am? You know who’s going to ruin my career? Me, not you. Bellend. More champagne. Fuck off.

>>72747958
>Anybody that comes back with a double album, to me, needs to pry themselves out of their own asshole. This is not the ’70s, okay? Go and ask Billy Corgan about a double album. Who has the fucking time, in 2013, to sit through 45 minutes of a single album? How arrogant are these people to think that you’ve got an hour and a half to listen to a fucking record?
- On Arcade Fire

>>72748148
If you find him funny, I'm glad you don't find me funny, you born victim.

>This guy came up to me from some band and he said that 'Man, I'd hate to be you right now, no privacy at all' and I was thinking, 'Sure thing man, I have a fucking Rolls Royce, a million dollars in the bank, a fucking mansion and my own jet and you think you'd feel sorry for me? What are you? I'd hate to be you, broke as hell living in the dole.'

>>72748202
I think you misunderstand. Noel isn't funny, and you're substantially less funny than Noel. You're not witty, you're not clever, you're really fucking stupid, and you're a pretentious cunt on top of it. If you don't own a fedora I'll eat my own cock.

>I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up every day with a fuckin' hangover