Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 19
Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-We're back for another night
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and Slowdive
-/p4k/ forever
Yessss it's my favorite part of the night!
P W R B T T M 9 . 3
So will Pitchfork reduce PWR Btt 'thug' originally BNM score or just not post the review at all? Not that they would post it on Saturday anyway, we'll have to wait until next week to see.
>>72746260
lol
I clearly fucked up and Google keyboard didn't help. *PWR BTTM'S originally BNM score
What's everyone listening to?
>>72746156
Glad to be a part
>>72746234
I doubt p4k is going to have anything higher than Kendrick this year. I have no clue what PWR BTTM was going to get but they'll probably receive a social justice BTFO now.
>>72746260
PWR BTTM is getting the Kozelek special
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds 8.1 by Zoe Camp
Sevdaliza 7.7 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Slackk 6.3 by Nate Patrin
AceMo 7.3 by Jesse Weiss
god damn it, they cockteased pwr bttm and now we have to wait until monday.
Another boring batch from good ol' p4k!
>>72746556
>people still think Universal Themes would have gotten a higher score
smdh
>>72746685
Ian Cohen was originally going to do they review
He was the guy that gave Benji its glowing review