ITT /mu/ in 2018

John Cale dies

Ozzy dies

DJ Khaled gets caught for tax evasion or something retarded

Brand New gets back together

Kendrick releases another shitty album with ever worse album art

Anti-trump lyrics are still popular with shit-hop

A new meme genre appears

Some /mu/ related/approved musician commits suicide

Death Grips releases an album

>>72743548
hell be fine

>>72743760
LOL YOU THINK KENDRICK IS BAD

FUCKING CONTRARIANS LMAO

>>72743792
>Someone else doesn't enjoy what i enjoy, what a contrarian

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Brian Wilson dies

>>72743760
Yes
Maybe
Maybe
No
Maybe
Yes
Yes
Maybe
Maybe

Radiohead breaks up and /mu/ has a civil war over which band should take their place.

>>72743816
Mike Love lives another decade

>>72743828
THIS IS HOW YOU THINK BLACKS TALK

AND NOT ONLY THAT, YOU CAN'T EVEN PROPERLY IDENTIFY WHO'S BLACK

>>72743816
Maybe. The guy seems pretty useless at this point
>>72743826
As well as all other members of Yes, I am pretty sure Gilmour won't die due to his money being able to afford him a few extra years

>>72743852
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING

>>72743835
Probably Tame Impala (rock), Grimes (Art Pop), and Arca (electronic).

>>72743760
Probably
Hell be fine
Yes
Don't know
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Hell no

>>72743760
yeah
yeah
he'll be fine
I sure fucking hope not
yeah
yeah
yeah
quads already confirmed Mac Daddy joining the 27 club
probably

>>72743548
Uh oh

Also, Stevie Wonder

I wish bookies did odds for celebrity deaths

>>72743548
what show is this from again?

>>72744089
Don't know.

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june 2018: annie accused of being lewd to teens, dropped from all festivals and pitchfork retroactively pans her albums

Robert Plant?

Andre3000 drops a solo album that's pretty much the MBDTF of the tail end of the decade. Meanwhile, Kanye actually loses his mind

Anthony Fantano is bullied into suicide by /mu/

Fantano says some right wing shit then makes an apology video afterward.

>>72744122
On September 2018, Grimes found comatose of a heroin overdose in her apartment after embarrassing video of herself being involved scat orgy dating from 2005 surfaces.

>>72744084
they're called death pools, google it and you'll find some that cost money/have cash prizes

>>72744180
That's a definite.
>>72744153
He actually announces his official bid for US president, but by 2019 drops out due to pressure from Establishment Democrats as he is seen to be too radical. He locks himself in his studio and nobody hears from him anything important except that paparazzi caught him fucking another woman apart from Kim K after their inevitable divorce for the next five years until he drops his comeback in 2025 after only a day of its announcement and it is a two hour epic that literally makes Pitchfork and literally every other hipster music publication come with a 10/10 and it is remembered as the greatest album of the 2020's, but by that point, most /mu/tants have lost their interest in Kanye at that point and their offspring are too young to be listening to it. The album's opener is ten minutes of harsh noise followed by a progressive rock/rap crossover. It then has fifteen or so songs that cycle through seven styles of music crossed over with his rapping before the last track which is a twenty minute opera rap epic that ends on a fadeout of Kanye saying "Muh money" over a distorted 808 kick in 4/4 at 170 BPM

Killer Mike gets redpilled, becomes friends with milo

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>>72743826
>Gilmore

>>72743760
Brand New fucking sucks

>>72744407
You suck.

>>72743760
>John Cale is the same age as my grandpa

Fuck, why are you doing this, anon?

>>72743792
Damn was mediocre

>>72743760
if dubs brian wilson dies in 2018

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>>72744180
Anthony's basically already a right-winger what with all that bootlicking centrist apologia bullshit he keeps spouting, pic related is Fantano.

>>72744334
ebin time traveler

>>72743548
I wonder if he thought that he let his days go by..

>>72743913
Tame Impala certainly is gaining ground.
3 good albums.. all eyes on the next.

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>>72744466

>>72744466
No...

>>72744466
>triples and dubs
>not just dubs

You're lucky you failed in a spectacular way.

>>72744386
killer mike is far lefty lmao

>>72744466
if digits you die in 2018 and Brian Wilson lives forever

>>72744468
Found the SJW faggot. There's no shame in being a moderate liberal

>>72744618
Well there's the shame of being a raging retard

>>72744334
He then embarks on a worldwide tour attended by all the underage people on /mu/ who are now in their mid-20s which goes on for 20 months, before releasing a trilogy of progressively mediocre albums, each accompanied by a eight-twelve month tour, before retiring from the music industry at 61 to focus his time on politics. By that point (2038-ish), literally every offspring of /mu/tants and kids born in mid-90s/early 2000's know Kanye and his departure from the music industry is celebrated with great joy. He continues to involve himself in politics as a progressive as his popularity once again fades away, and actually gets to run for President legit, but his fanbase are all young people and the equivalent of today's Gen Xers, so he doesn't get elected. He dies at 71 in his L.A mansion after his popularity fades once again, but some people speculate that this was simply a publicity stunt, and he is still alive on an island, and a group of fanatics officially start a new religion based on Kanye. It's incredibly fringe, and 99.9 percent of the world isn't involved whatsoever, but they actually make some progress in trying to find what is basically their Ark of the Covenant (which at this point, part of it has been found in Iraq after Iraq is now completely Jewish after the Great Invasion of 2029, when Iraq supposedly bombed the Russian and English Capitols, and Iraq was proceedingly evacuated and disassembled into six territorial provinces belonging peacefully to several western countries, and interest arose immediately in the AofC after a Jewish farmer allegedly saw Palestine cartels stealing it), and find some evidence of his existence in the now-democratic Cuba, but at this point nobody cares and Kanye fades into obscurity until 2080's in which now $2000 workstations are literally produced in bulk and literally cost as much as some cheap Chinese toy shit at Target, and some faggot decides to bring Kanye as curriculum for children's music classes.

>>72744615
kek magic doesn't work that way

>>72744625
>the "actual beliefs" meme
you fell for it

>>72744653
>the "one side says we should gas all Jews, the other side says we shouldn't, let's compromise and only gas a few" meme
you fell for it

>>72744653
ah,,, you see,,,, the good things and the bad things are the same

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>>72744493
>tame impala
>/mu/core

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>>72744700
chkdm

Rise Against does something to become a /mu/ meme

A member of Arcade Fire dies

>>72744629
And so, Kanye lives on in the hearts and minds of public middle school children everywhere as it is taught in cheap ghetto school with said workstations and it is basically common core for music. Now, the new $5000 music making technology is CAC (Cerebral Audio Control), where you can form music with your mind on your computer if you put on a helmet that reads brainwaves and translates it to music and you can tweak it simply by voice command. Ableton Live Suite X/FL Studio Magnum (which were the last manual DAWs to produce bundle packets) now literally cost as much as a DVD to install as an application on your 100TB computers (take up approx. 50 GBs themselves as applications alone),

>>72744677
>the "this is what centrists think" meme
you fell for it

>>72744466
if dubs it will be a very painful death

>>72743760
>shit-hop

oh look a /pol/ack conservative moron and contrarian. how original

>>72744783
He's a big guy

>>72744787
>oh no someone disagrees with me

>>72744787
Holy shit you're such a fucking dumbass, you know that? You are the bottom of the Earth. The people nobody wants to talk to. You spend so much time listening to shitty music yet you think it's good. You spend your time obsessing about people and posting them on the internet to look cool yet in reality if people in real life saw that what would they think? They think you were a loser, you fucking loser. You aren't interested in starting a discussion with me? It's probably because you don't even know how. I'm not retarded, I'm telling the truth. Know what you're doing before you do it. The way you're acting now is so childish I can't even begin to explain. Listen to a mature record that isn't a totally exaggerated mess of emotions and poor musical merit. Which is what you listen to now. How about some avant-garde jazz? Try A Love Supreme, it's pretty entry level. You probably won't get it though because you're a worthless sack of shit. You will never amount to anything in life. Go outside, take a walk, don't think about your edgy so deep music for once. Once you've done that, come back and try to look at what you're doing right now. Maybe after a few times you'll see that you're a complete child and need to improve. Or maybe you have a serious mental issue. Maybe Autism? I'm guessing that's it. Seek a doctor or therapy to help that out. Or maybe you don't. Maybe you're just a close minded retard with no understanding of anything at all.

Don't even try to bring this argument anywhere else. I won't respond, or I'll think of something to get you mad since you're easily made upset. This discussion is over, sorry loser.

>>72744804
not an argument

>>72744852
>>>/pol/

>>72744757
Regine is going to die and it's going to be the next A Crow Looked At Me in 2019. Either that or RRP, which in that case he gets at best one single dedicated.
On March 31. 2018, Brad Wilk is accused of statutory rape,after a 34 year old anonymous woman accused him of soliciting her to having sex at a show in an undisclosed location (reportedly near the Northeast) at the age of 15 in 1999.

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>>72744468

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>>72744468
>Fantano is a right winger because he's a centrist
I hope you realise how dumb you sound

>>72744468
retard

>>72744468
>Fantano's a right-winger with all that centrism
did you read your post before you hit "Post"?

>>72744677
That doesn't describe centrist beliefs in the slightest and you know it. Why are you pretending to be such a retard?

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>>72745107
No arguments to be found here. Typical.
Centrism is inherently protective of the status quo. The status quo is right-wing. Therefore, centrists, unprincipled as always, actually wind up stifling progress with their reactionary apathy.
>>72745126
You're claiming that there is one unified centrist line of thought. That is impossible, as centrists would actually need principles and actual beliefs to have a philosophy in the first place.

>>72745143
why you we bothering arguing against someone that lacks basic knowledge.

Read more dude, and by read I mean books. Not your twitter feed.

>>72743760
>A new meme genre appears
cannot wait desu

Why did this devolve into a fucking /pol/ thread? I thought this was about music predictions, not if centrism is wrong or right.

>>72745143
>No arguments to be found here
Strawman cartoons aren't arguments either. You should know this.
>The status quo is right wing
No it isn't. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.
>You're claiming that there is one unified centrist line of thought
That's literally what you just did. You're a fucking dunce.

>>72745162
Still not an argument.
Also, if you followed your own advice, you wouldn't be a centrist.

>>72745185
Recommend some quality literature

>>72745182
>No it isn't.
Liberalism is a right-wing ideology. The status quo is liberalism. The status quo is right-wing. See how easy it is to prove centrists as retarded?
>That's literally what you just did.
I'm just presenting what the "center" of each argument is, friendo.

this thread is clogging my arteries

>>72743548
Maybe Macca will kick the bucket

>>72745197
Peter Kropotkin - The Conquest of Bread

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>>72745201
Just when I thought this board couldn't get any fucking dumber, you arrived.

>>72745214
Something that doesn't push a communist agenda, please.

>>72745233
When you find yourself surrounded by retards, consider the idea that you yourself are most likely the retard.

Lift to Experience release an EP that is more atmospheric and country inspired, sounding like a blend of Lovesliescrushing, and Angels of Light with spastic drumming and tour North America with a sound akin to The Angelic Process. Anthony Fantano pans it because the instruments are "too close together in the mix" and "bleed into a mess." Pitch 4k pans it due to the dense Christian themes even though the second side is very questioning if God's actions or lack there of and can almost be seen as anti-theist. Those songs are not played on the tour.
/mu/ doesn't like the album because the cover art resembles the latest hip-hop trend in a gaudy, over the top fashion and they think it's a meme.

>>72745245
Hey, you asked me to recommend a book. I recommended you a book.
The implication in
>Read more dude, and by read I mean books.
is that you want me to read books that push a centrist agenda, or at least support centrism.

>>72745252
This is coming from someone who just called everyone he's arguing with a retard.

>>72745313
This is coming from someone who just called everyone on the same fucking board as he is a retard.
Jesus Christ, retard, gain some reading comprehension.

>>72745281
Yeah, maybe you should. Then you might have something more to say about the matter than greentext and shitty cartoons.

>>72743760
John Cale?

Didn't you mean J. Cole?

>>72745340
Something that doesn't push a centrist agenda, please.

>>72745202
NOPE
>>72745257
Sounds like if the KLF's Chill-Out, but in a rock context. Considering how much I like The Angelic Process, I'd see it.

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>>72745362
Knock yourself out dude

>>72745378
Something that doesn't push a fascist agenda, please.

>>72745351
2018 is when J. Cole drops his most hated album yet. It's literally so bland compared to the competition that J. Cole immediately loses half his followers and fades away. However, now that XXXTentacion has made every up and coming rapper with a producer want to produce trap beats but more distortion and with meme samples or they want to produce some sterile lo-fi "generic jazz piano over a breakbeat" hip-hop, the only thing that would honestly make hip-hop more exciting is if they made something really ethnic-sounding (Arab instrumentals) or on Whitehouse-levels of noise since not many would approach (clipping is a good example).

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>>72745378
lol

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>>72745388

>>72745471
Something that doesn't push a right-wing agenda, please.

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>>72745565

>>72745600
Something that doesn't push a right-wing agenda, please.

>>72744852
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>>>/pol/

Emmylou Harris dies in a 3rd world country

>>72745631
Not likely

>>72743807 kendrick popular as shit. not liking him is the definition of contrarian.

>>72745772
Just because something is popular doesnt mean you have to like it. Le buzzwords

The same thing that happened to PWR BTTM happens to an artist that is /mu/-approved

>>72745811
that would be hilarious

check out my trumpwave album guys

>>72744787
embarrassing t b h

back to re-ddit with you