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robots will rule the world edition
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>>72730634
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First for Bobby Blitz
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2nd for Insömniax new release soon
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post some metal cover art that really makes you think
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>>72740226
I'm a virgin, NO ! I'm a Fucking Whore
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the best metal album of all time coming through
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post thrashgrind
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Just got this in the mail today. Still so fucking good
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>>72740328
Nah bruv
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>>72740316
huh
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>>72740357
Seems like you're wrong too
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How do i stop being addicted to 80s butt-metal?
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post meme bands like Austrian Death Machine
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>>72740532
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>>72740376
Wrong image buddy
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>>72740487
haha nice try there was no butt-metal in the 80s
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>>72740353
where did you order it from?
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>>72740312
...hmm
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MEMBERS FROM CYNIC AND PESTILENCE MADE A GROOVE RAPCORE ALBUM IN 2007

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/C-187/103671
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>>72740734
I always thought that this was a guy praying when I saw it on charts
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>Master riffs with Death Strike vocals
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>>72740376
>>72740592
extremecucks get lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr0DB29tEKM
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>>72740764
You know in mudslime pose
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>>72740786
t. glammie
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>>72740746
hahaha
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>>72740764
Looks like it really makes you think.
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is there a metal supertramp?
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>>72740714
Naturmacht Productions
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>>72740312
really causes one to ponder...
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>>72740794
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>mfw no friends to go see Sabaton with me on the 17th
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>>72740353
I got that too
Did yours come with a booklet? There's a slot for one but there's nothing there
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Can you guys recommend me some more good technical death metal?
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>>72740312
>you'll never take a tarted up t-rex out to the opera
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>>72740831
Nah senpai I didn't get one either
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>>72740746
>buy new album from supergroup of members from Athiest, Cynic, and Pestilence
>recieve this

It must have been hard for the old school prog death nerds back then
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Hey, does anyone want to go to the architects concert in Sydney with me? We dont have to hold hands, but we can if you want to...
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OOGH
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>>72740842
I listened to this recently and I just love every aspect of it

End of track one had me dying of laughter
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>>72740842
>tfw no underage twink bf
Metal for this feel?
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really makes me think...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruVD6XdgDFI

O O G H
O
G
H
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>>72740906
whaoh
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>>72740906
kek what band is that
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>>72740937
Dizastor
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>>72740226
legitimately one of the top Sabbath albums, and definitely their best with Dio.
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>>72740905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPhPbTbjYM0
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>comes out
>"what the fuck is this cuck garbage, it's just generic pretentious prog shite"
>listened to again several times to try and find some merit
>grew on me
>listen to now
>"TAKE MY WOODEN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASK"
Am I become numale?
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>>72741019
fugg, forgot image
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>>72741019
Welcome to the good taste club.
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>>72741019
looks like you joined the shit taste club
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>>72741019
taste club
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>>72740226
Dehumanizer is unironically my favorite Black Sabbath album and the only one that I still enjoy listening to nowadays. How fucked am I /metal/?
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Metal newfag here, what's some good thrash besides the big 4? I like the first four Metallica albums, the first five Slayer albums, and a few Megadeth albums
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>>72741135
>Metallica
>Slayer
>Megadeth

I've got the chart just for you my friend!
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Reminder that Sodom isn't a meme
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>>72741135
Vektor - Terminal Redux
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>>72741147
>>72741147
oops
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>>72741150
>prostate stimulation mania
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>>72741150
>Sodom
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>>72741135
>>72741150
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>>72741150
>Iron fisting the anus
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>>72741135
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>>72741150
It's too late you fool, that band will NEVER be taken seriously again.
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>>72741195
Why the fuck would you listen to Sodom when Venom exists?
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>>72741231
Are you autistic?
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>>72741135
Death - Symbolic

Best intro from thrash to death if you like prog nonsense

Best Death album too
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>>72741147
>>72741162
Haha, you sure got me good

>>72741157
Thanks
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>>72741260
>Vektor - Terminal Redux
>"Thanks"

it begins
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>>72741260
>Thanks
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>>72741217
>Anal Orange
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>>72741273
>>72741282
I haven't listened to it yet. Am i being memed?
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>Can't even discuss my favorite Teutonic thrash band without thousands of autists shitposting in response
I hate this place sometimes
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this general has the worst memes
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>>72741331
Blacked Future and Outer Isolation from my wife's Bedroom are better
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>>72741331
>Am i being memed?
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>>72741331
no you're not being memed.
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>>72741331
don;t fall for their nu-male trickery

you'll like overkill, testament, nuclear assault and exodus if you want more like the big 4. use metal-archives to get a general idea of which of their albums are the most acclaimed

and dont fuckin listen to any of these other dweebs
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>>72741135
i'll make you a chart of my favorites, give me 10 minutes
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>>72741331
the guy posted it as a meme, but it's actually worth checking out
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>>72741331
No, it's unironically decent.
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Why do I like Iron Maiden so much?
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>>72741331
It's a good album, just highly overrated
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*teleports behind you*
UGH!
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>>72741331
DO NOT fucking listen to vektor as your fourth thrash band

this could be the deciding factor in you becoming either a nu-male or a patrician
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>>72741453
>nu-male or a patrician
>implying there's a difference
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>>72741432
because you're steve harris
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>>72740746
>rapcore
ouch
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>>72740746
more news at eleven
Soil was also formed by Oppressor and Broken Hope members if someone don't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkqJ8SvaDfc
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>>72741432
look closer
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>>72741378
>posted 12 minutes ago

You lied to us all
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>>72741162
What's wrong with these bands? So what if I want to listen to slightly calmer metal every so often.
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>>72741565
i'm making it, this shit takes time
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>>72741566
Nothing. The chart is made to keep people away from good metal.
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>>72741566
>>72741585
>newfags falling for the meme chart still
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>>72741566
>>72741585
t. nu-males
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>>72741579
JK f.a.m. I appreciate the effort
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>theyre getting baited so hard they dont know its bait

fucking lmao
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>>72741628
>he's getting numaled so hard he thinks it's bait
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Why is bathory the most easy to listen to out of black metal?
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>>72741579
>>72741565
>>72741378
>>72741135
k here it is
i ran out of real thrash shit like halfway through so don't complain about shit being too punk or too death
i put one album by each band, this doesn't mean it's their only good one
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>>72741643
>getting numaled so hard

Is this a Sodomy joke?
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>>72741644
early bathory is basically thrash tbqh
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>>72741437
Someone needs to make a supercut of Tom Warrior's grunts.
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>>72741728
someone needs to make a supercut of Danzig's whoahs
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>>72741728
see
>>72740932
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>>72741648
chart should be named
>I'm 18 and my taste in thrash is so fucking superior
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>>72741648
>thrash chart
>not including megadeth
I want contrarians to fucking die
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>>72741648
Careful posting Sodom, you might summon them back
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>>72741774
beats listening to pizza thrash desu
>>72741785
you will also see how there's no slayer, that's because the OP i made it for already knew about them
megadeth fucking rules
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Is she /ourgal/?
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>>72741746
Holy fuckin' shit. Been waiting for this.

Thanks for posting :D

>>72741736
This is the next thing that needs to happen.
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>>72741803
yes actually
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>>72741331
It's good. Just people like memeing about Vektor. Also the "nu-male" chart isn't bad. Pretty much all the albums on it are good, but are popular so people hate them.
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Shit, I just remembered I paid $48 for the Aussie tour edition of Machine Head's "Burn My Eyes".

Quite a bit just to have a physical copy of their 1993 Demo.
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POO
IN
WOOD
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fuck your favorite band
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Meanwhile i'm now a proud owner of the Deluxe remasters of Voivoid's first four albums (...and the Japanese pressing of their 2003 album, but that was bought on a pure lark).

Dimension Hatross is a really good album I neglected to really give a listen for many years. Glad this reissue series actually made me check it out properly.
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>>72741896
>Also the "nu-male" chart isn't bad. Pretty much all the albums on it are good, but are popular so people hate them.
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When will Dir en grey tour the west? They need to save metal
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>>72742022
You sure got me.
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>>72741896
I like these half-true half-meme statements.
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>>72742028
butt-kei
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What are you snow niggers blasting today?
>pic related
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>>72742067
Didn't you hear? Memes are the truth now.
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>>72742099
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>>72742099
>tfw was normalfagging with my friends today so I haven't had time to listen to any music
Metal for this feel?
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>>72742138
idk bro just listen to some TANK
>drunk on malt liquor
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>>72742138
Insömniax
>raw anti-social crust metal
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>>72742138
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>>72741150
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Hey guys, I don't listen to metal that often, but I heard Ufomammut was really good. Which album should I start with? Or if you think they aren't that good, what other doom metal band would you recommend instead?
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>lyrical themes
>bikes, hate
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>>72742314
>Lyrical Themes
>Post-Apocalypse, War, Metal, Hate, Violence, Injustice

>Lyrical Themes
>Destruction, Anger, Society
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>>72742099
as a prog/death nerd this "atmospheric folk/black" thing shouldn't be my cup of tea, but it is
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>1:35
so this... is the future of metal... (woah...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPRsstr3ufQ
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>>72742820
two nukes wasn't enough
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>>72742820
>born too late to take part in the crusades
>born too early to explore space
>born just in time to witness kawaii metal
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>>72742820
I'd do em
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>>72742820
Basically agent 0 but better.
/meal/ will defend this.
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>>72741928
Silly anon, Manilla Road are my favorite band
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>>72742948
>Basically agent 0
>arr rook same!
kys
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>>72740592
Y'all have shit taste
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Name our band, /metal/
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>>72740258
Bobby
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>tfw straight-edge
>tfw no straight-edge gf
metal for this feel?
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>>72740376
in the battle >
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>>72740337
is this a thing?
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>>72740559
nay
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>>72740807
>inner city struggles
top kek
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>>72743051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgL0WAkMwlc
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>>72742646
>that Metal Storm interview
The dude behind Saor outright said he's not all that into metal and doesn't really listen to metal these days and is assmad about being labeled black metal

It's not a knock against the music on the album, but I'll be damned if the not the most nu-male shit I've ever read
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>>72740869
wew
>>72740830
trash band
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really makes you think
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>>72743141
I'm a nu-male and post-irony was a mistake.
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>>72743042
raging disappointment
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>>72743051
you and me both senpai
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>>72743141
Give me a link now.
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>>72743194
https://www.last.fm/music/BABYMETAL
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>>72741343
just chill
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>>72743194
https://www.last.fm/music/Ladybaby
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>>72741360
nay
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>>72741795
all of this
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>>72741360
Name 3 (three) other generals on /mu/ with better memes and ft. Bjorn "Speed" Strid, Terminal Redux, Sodomposting, weebslam, dmshareguy, G L A M and nu-male bashing
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>>72743217
>>72743224
>tfw was hoping for legitimate brutal jpop slam
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>>72743291
>implying Babymetal isn't brutal as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq9SEFwJ9ZQ
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>>72743326
>Alice Cooper tier shock rock
*yawn*
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>>72743344
why do you hate fun
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>>72743344
>tfw too autistic for fun
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>>72743358
>>72743360
no
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>>72743358
>fun

Out. Out!
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>>72743358
>>72743360
NO MOSH
NO CORE
NO TRENDS
NO FUN
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>people posting shitty''''''metal'''' idol bands

time to counteract this shit with trve brvtal w33b $l@m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XTI3hIGCTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJud7c4dcS8
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/metal/ general - fun edition
>13:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8nEqgTpmYM
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Can I meme too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AM2-2pYErE
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>>72743430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhbdBKHgPYQ

Jap power metal is unironically patrician
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I unironically enjoy BabyMetal
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>tfw repulsed by weeb slam right now as I was with entry level death metal when I was 12
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>>72743466
Might have something to do with the insincerity of the people that listen to it.
Everything has to be self-aware and ironic nowadays for some reason.
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>>72743482
slam and gore/porngrind in general attract very ironic people
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>>72743499
goregrind is for perverts
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>>72743482
the whole point of weeb $l@m is to be ironic

Are you expecting people to take seriously people playing BRUTAL technical ''avant'' death metal over pictures of cute anime girls getting raped/gored while singing about that?
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>>72742820
Just listen to Vocaloid metal you plebs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoziZmdNBOk
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>>72743482
>>72743499
>>72743553
Slam's fucking ironic to begin with. I can count all the sincere/serious slam bands on my fingers and toes and they're all terrible.
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Amazing how this guy's voice sounds exactly like Dio's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewasU8AwLoY
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>>72743586
Nils Patrik Johansson is based and Astral Door's latest album isn't bad at all
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>>72743466
>making weebgrind a legitimate genre
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You guys like Kamelot?
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>>72743707
No
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>>72743702
It's only a matter of time
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>>72743702
it really isn't a genre though, it's more of a scene, like no wave
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>>72743707
Yes
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>>72743707
they're meh
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>>72743738
fuck off to /adv/ nu-male faggot
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>>72743738
>this is your brain on bm
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>>72743738
pic related is coming out, so don't an hero just yet
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>>72743738
>>5'5 manlet

lmao you really should neck yourself
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>>72743756
>>72743795
fuck you
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>>72743738
lol is this eggie
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>>72743738
download tinder, go to bars, meet a female.
just because you're a hobbit doesn't mean you can't fuck beautiful women.
if you like metal, talk to a gril at a metal concert. tell them you play instruments. that gets em flowing
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>>72742099
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxeSjfC--Eg
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>>72743825
Hey take it easy little guy, don't get so worked up over this. Do you want me to pat your head?
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>>72743880
how many layers of irony are this?
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>>72743458
ok
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>>72743898
it's post retro ironism.
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>>72743707
Great band, especially with Roy Khan
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>>72743738
>Both bands I was in broke up
Form a new band
>5'5 manlet
Literally no one cares outside of memes
>Crippling social anxiety
You were in two bands right? Surely you became friends with people in them or found people through them.
>Severe depression, despite working out daily, eating healthy, and trying out many different medicine regimens
[X] Doubt
>No gf and probably no hope for getting a gf
Now you just sound like a beta retard
>Don't even enjoy listening to music anymore
Take a break from it for a while. Maybe a week. In the meantime pick up a book or another hobby.
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>>72743106
yeah he comes off as a pretentious asshole in that interview

but damn if he doesn't make some great music
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Anything similar to this?
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>>72743967
>[X] Doubt
lmao fuck you
literally any time I tell this to people over the internet they tell me it's not true
you know fucking nothing about me
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>>72743106
>assmad about being labeled black metal
So why the fuck does he make black metal
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>>72744007
>completely ignores the rest of the post
I tried to help, but you sound like a cunt. Now fuck off.
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>>72744007
Fuck off this is /r9k/ levels of attention whoring
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>>72744048
When someone doubts what I say and calls me a beta retard, how the fuck am I supposed to respond? Does anyone on this website have compassion?
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>>72744072
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>>72743738
What the fuck do you want, cunt?
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>>72744072
All manlets are genetic failures and should kill themselves.
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>>72744072
>asking a 4chan board for advice on how to get women and not expecting memes
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>>72744111
>tfw 6'3
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>>72744129
>advice on how to get women

I literally just asked for a reason to live
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>>72744072
Sometimes the truth is harsh. Sometimes it's not what you want to hear.
If you don't want to be called a beta retard, don't act like one.
Take my advice and fuck off.
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>>72744166
>asking a 4chan board for reasons to live and not expecting memes
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this thread is now suicide hotline
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>>72744166
we already told you to neck yourself
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>asking the /metal/ general for recs and not expecting memes
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>none of them know they are robotz
>mr bungle
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Any more good meloblack recently?
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>>72744612
that album is awful pussy black n roll
fuck off
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>>72743420
>blackened weeb metal
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>>72744612
This was just okay. Super generic and nothing really special about it.

Anyways the new Sarkrista album is really good, and the new Mustan Kuun Lapset was nice.
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>>72744728
Welp meant brutal there

>inb4 /metal/ impales me for using the wrong sub-subgenre descriptor
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>>72744728
>>72744753
You're technically not wrong either way since that song's a collab between a black metal band and a brutal death metal band.
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>>72744657
>>72744743
it's folky meloblack'n'roll

I don't think they were ever trying to be trve kvlt, but it's a pretty decent album. Not as good as Hyperion's latest though.

I'll check those albums you mentioned out
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Pretty good Finnish metal desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsAMgdDBANE
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>>72744900
you start
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>>72744900
>Tengger Cavalry
>Finnish
wut
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>>72744933
???
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>>72744933
>i'm a massive newfag pls rape my face
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Underrated sci-fi themed power / industrial metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onymhndt9E4
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New Boris on the way, looks like they were going to call it a day after this one but they changed their minds.
https://boris.bandcamp.com/album/dear
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why haven't you listened to this record yet, anon?
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>>72745121
Boris hasn't been good in 15 years
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>>72745137
You are too harsh. I'd say 10.
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Give me a unique sounding metal album I DARE you numales
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>>72745189
Grimes - Art Angels
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>>72745189
Liturgy - The Ark Work
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>>72743224
Look, they no longer exist, can they stop being bandwagoned onto Babymetal every time they're mentioned already?
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>>72745189
Babymetal s/t
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>>72741803
I like it that she's never once given an interview out of character.
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>>72745261
objectively this
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>>72745189
Prepare your boipussi
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>>72745283
This one is funny, she starts giggling but plays it off. Also look at this RARE old picture complete with delicious thighs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENo4EZ-OEJo
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>>72745453
She's a gem. The only other pisstake shredder I can think of, Maestro Alex Gregory, wasn't nearly as amusing.

She looks pretty great these days for 50, too.
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>>72745602
>Maestro Alex Gregory

Wasn't he the one who was pissing on Yngwie's grave on his album cover?
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>>72745648
And Vai's, yeah. He actually managed to get Mark Boals to sing on a few tracks, surprisingly.

https://youtu.be/yECN9w4-wBE

Works for Ibanez in their 7-string division last I heard.
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is satanic warmaster a meme? i don't know anything about finnish bm
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>>72745860
They're an ancient meme
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>>72743707
I like that one song
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>>72740376
That album is heavy as fuck, I listen to it time to time. I have my old Bolt thrower shirt somewhere around here. I really couldn't get into their stuff after "Realm of Chaos" and I don't know why.
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AAAAS OF NOW
I AM A TOOOOL
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>>72745602
>>72745453
>>72741803
DEATH TO YOU!

I'm a maniac
And I'll kill anyone
That happens to be in my way!
THAT MEANS YOU, MOM AND DAD!
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What's the simplest riff that you know that still makes you shiver?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCW18ko3nKw at 2:13 is probably my favorite inquisition riff, yet it's only two notes.
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>>72746540
that's a pretty nu-metallish riff

I'd expect it to be played over fisheye footage of late 90s skaters performing sick flips in the overexposed sun of California while tattooed tough dudes in bright orange convict outfits shake their dreadlocks and make gang signs. All it lacks is that tinny takkatoom garbage bin drum sound.
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>>72740226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNC61-OOPdA

FINALLY. ROBOTIC BEINGS RULE THE WORLD.
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What are the big four for melodic death metal?

1. Carcass
2 At The Gates
3. Arch Enemy
4. Amon Amarth

Inb4 atmoshits start hating
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>>72746708
This is bait but it's still triggering that there are people with such bad taste as this.
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>>72746878
In Flames is like Metallica, started out with lots of hits but changed their style and got rejected by their fans.

Dark Tranquility is like Megadeth, Remains consistent in their style except for one album the had a very different style.

At the Gates is like Slayer, usually on one album is ever talked about. (Reign in Blood/Slaughter of the Soul)

Soilwork is like Anthrax, nobody really ever cared about them even though they were pretty great.
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>>72746878
>Amon Amarth
>Arch Enemy
why did you bother making the post?
>>72746913
>Reign in blood is the only slayer album that's talked about
wut
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>>72746540
https://youtu.be/9m68XXtxtmE?t=290
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>>72746903
It objectively IS a nu-metal riff, it's groovy, primitive and bouncy, gets you going in oogah ape mode, and it's one of the few reasons to enjoy nu-metal
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Listening to Nokturnal Mortum made me interested in Graveland. What's their best album?
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>>72746951
call it what you want, it's the most fucking evil thing I've heard and that's why I like it.
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>>72746981
>most fucking evil thing I've heard
wew lad

now YOU'RE selling Inquisition short
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>>72740842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSFzMLA00xk
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>>72746928
B-but early arch enemy is good...
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>>72745132

But I have that record, it sounds amazing on vinyl, and Im seeing them in LA next month
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>tfw swimmer's ear makes it hard to hear
metal for this feel?
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>>72740955
>>72741132
Completely agree.
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rec me some good lesserknown dsbm
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>>72747458
>when a band uses a popular commercial free font
my biggest pet peeve
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why you no god dethroned yet, anons?

https://youtu.be/COJ58_Z8p-s
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>>72747458
>>72747476
That's the same font used on Opeth's Watershed too
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>>72741157
Holy shit. This is really fucking good.
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>>72747493
good catch
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Will it be shit?
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Edguy is so underrated
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Only true M A N O W A R R I O R S past this point.
>wimps and posers leave the hall
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>>72747715
BROTHERS EVERYWHERE
RAISE YOUR HANDS INTO THE AIR
WE'RE WARRIORS
WARRIORS OF THE WORLD
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Is this good? I wish it wasnt as angry it starts out so good
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>>72747715
FIGHT
FOR THE KINGDOM
BOUND FOR GLORY
ARMED
WITH A HEAART OF STEEEEEL
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Heavy metal is kinda gay and homoerotic music which inspires the hidden queer in metal heads
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>>72747853
women are gay
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>>72747544
theres an
>OOH
in the first minutes of the song
ballsy
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>>72747853
All music is kinda gay and homoerotic.
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>>72747715
HAIL
HAIL
HAIL AND KILL
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>>72744862
I just can't understand why /metal/ loves this album so much, this seems standard meloblack to me. The riffs are meh at their best.
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>Slow rhythms
>Heavy drums
>Emphasis on bass
>Growly vocals
>Distorted mids
>Themes about fictional worlds

Doom metal is literally just brostep with guitars instead of synths.
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>>72748466
The whole point of brostep is setting up spastic drops, doom metal doesn't have that

A better comparison is Slam or Deathcore with the focus on breakdowns
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It's Chuck's birthday today, blast some Death faggots!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-fT1bOexdY
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Post receeding hairlines.
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>>72740955
RIFF
I
F
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS181WlG5OA
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>>72749016
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new thread >>72749284
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love napalm death
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>>72747458
what is this pencil scratching? it looked ok in the thumbnail
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>>72740955
>people think Dio Black Sabbath is good
Also that album is just DUDE METAL LMAO
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>>72743406
Get the fuck out
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