What exempted Bob Dylan from military service?

Because he was skinny and weak

>>72727711
yeah i doubt they even wanted him

Little known fact: Jews actually aren't allowed to serve in the military. Also up to capers and hijinks so it's more convenient to just let them sit it out.

>>72727677
i don't know but i picture him as woody allen in a foxhole

"i don't know, this really is bad for my sinuses....oh...do i throw it then pull the pin...oi"

>>72727742
ah good I won't get drafted in a few months

>>72727711
>>72727722
w h a t

>>72727742
Bob Dylan is Jewish?
I Thought he was a Christian?

What year are you asking about? If it's post 66, probably his motorcycle accident.

he is a hack

>>72727822
>hyper progressive musician who shaped the minds of millions upon millions of young people into being leftist progressives

Only a kike could posses such power

>>72727822
yes

>>72727822
well he became a Christian in the 80s

>>72727856
KEK senpai

>>72727878
TIL 4chan autocorrects f-a-m to senpai

Fuck this korean dating site

>>72727856
>>72727878
>thinking the progressive left have always been bad.
>Get that /pol/ shit out of here

>>72727893
wait i thought this was a Mongolian pottery website

>>72727928
>Wait I thought this was a South East Asian fishing discussion website

>>72727909
>advocating for the advancement of coloreds, gays, trannys, and other assorted rejects
>good

what is this meme about

>>72727961
don't you have your 8th grade algebra to complete, anon?

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>>72727893
How fucking new.. .

>>72728025
lol nope, im playing overwatch and drinking 2 beers tonight, fucking fool

>>72728063
ah so a rebel who doesn't do his homework

>>72728079
that's right bitch

>>72728079
>>72728090
pwned like a noobie

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>>72727961
>>advocating for the advancement of coloreds, gays, trannys, and other assorted rejects
If this is truly how you feel you need mental help, i'm not even a left wing i'm a centrist libertarian.
>>72728063
>>72728090
Ah we got an edgy 16 year old who feels hard drinking two beers on a Thursday night, who feels superior for being a "pure white" "alt right" self conscious idiot.

>>72728292
are you being ironic, post ironic, new sincere, or just sincere?

>>72727893
this has been a thing since halloween 2015 newfriend

>>72728391
>or just sincere?

>>72727893
>TIL
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
TO REDDIT

>>72727822
>Jewish
>Christian

same thing

He had an important motorcycle accent too

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>>72728063

>>72728530
>le christ was a jew meme

Friendly reminder that Jewish is not a race

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>>72728530

>>72728562
he was literally jewish. he wanted to reform judaism, but his followers liked him so much that they thought he was the messiah, and then history

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>>72727722
nice numbers

>>72727677
By the time they started ramping up the draft numbers Dylan was already beyond the target demographic of 18-26 years old. Besides that, the whole system was designed as a lottery, where low number draws equaled a high chance of being fucked.

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>>72727677
he missed out desu

>>72728063
>Playing overwatch
>Drinking beer

Found the middle schooler

>>72728590
Jewish isn't a race numb nuts. Aramean/Assyrian would be a more accurate description.

>>72728755
yeah but he was a member of the jewish religion. therefore he was a jew

>>72728562
>>72728755

>King of the Jews
>hahaha guys not Jewish, totally a meme XD

>they're not a race lololol, don't listen to what Jews themselves claim

>evading military service
Thats the most pussy thing ever. How he can even look people in the eyes, man

>>72728775
>>72728813
Jews crucified him because he claimed to be the God incarnate, put on earth to correct the misinterpretations of the Old Testament. He's Jewish in the sense that he followed the first scripture, the fact that actual Jews persecuted him for going against it makes him something different

He was *clears throat* the first Christian ;)

>>72727893
you mean to say this is not a Kenyan sports betting site?

senpai

>>72727822
The two are not mutually exclusive. Why is this so hard to understand?

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>>72727893

>>72728897
shit opinion

Jesus was crucified by the romans.

>>72727822
christian is a culture

judaism is a religion

Dodging the draft is cool. Fuck the troops.

>>72728028
Nigga that shit is new as fuck

>>72730884
t. nu male

>>72731148
Nothing more cucked than fighting wars for the few people who will reap the rewards of it

>>72728938
>because he claimed to be the God incarnate
[citation needed]

>>72728755
>Le Judaism isn't a race meme

It is 100% an ethnicity though, which the Jews themselves stress are more "real" than race.

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>>72727677
He was a faggy Jew, of course he wouldn't fight in a war.
(pic related)

>>72727822
you can be both at the same time, ya know?

>>72730931
depends on what war the draft is for t bh

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>>72727677
>>72727711
>>72727722
wew

>>72731475
Every draft America has instituted has been worthy of dodging.

Only sane men dodge the draft, and only insane men shame them for it.

>>72728565
You do know that's what Varg thinks too, right?

>>72728755
>what is Ashkenazi

>>72731148
t. classcuck

>>72731338
it definitely is a race. you can take a 23andme to see how much heeb is in you. also, you can't become a citizen of ISRAYALLLLL if you are not genetically tested and proven to be a true blue jew. You literally cannot argue with this.

>>72731541
I don't even get what people gain from arguing this desu. It seems like it would benefit everyone regardless of politics to just acknowledge that it's actually an ethnicity.

>>72731505
>what is the Civil War
>what is World War 2

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>>72727893
New Wave

>>72731541
That's bullshit though.
You can become an israeli citizen if you convert to judaism through the proper process.
By your definition a japanese jew, a black jew and a ashkenazi jew are all part of the jewish race, in the same way a european is a part of the 'white' race.