Eurovision 2017 First elimination

>thing

STARTS IN 10 MINUTES

live link here

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3rd for Bulgaria

WE ARE LIVE

Wow do people actually still care about that redundant shithole

>CELEBRATE DIVERSITY
>3 male hosts
>80% the songs are in english
what did ukraine mean by this?

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Well my country already lost.
Time to see if we have waifus or half decent songs tonight

Welcome to the circus

fuck this and fuck white people

Sup /mu/rovision

Comfy yet? What are you drinking?

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>>72720404

Serby Milf

So is this the thread for event?

Didn't Australia perform last time already?

Does this one have a shot at winning? Is it bad for their chances that Serbs went first?

>>72720495
this year they sent a half abo half emu sperg
>>72720501
Portugal and Italy are favourites

Fucking Moon Man

>>72720495
Yes and they went to saturday finals.

>>72720501
Depends on the second performer.

>>72720501
Nope, bad for their (our) chances is the fact that song is shit.

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>>72720487
Fuck her shes a coal burner... Hey at least we will get points for (((diversity)))

Performing on the Dreamworks logo was a great idea.

>>72720540
Kek

But man, Austria was not very good.

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OY VEY GOYIM CELEBRATE (((DIVERSITY)))

Eurovision is pure liberal politicized shitshow and its fucking cringe

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When was the last time you were this happy /mu/?

Austria is qt

Is russian in or are they still banned?

>>72720580
but the song was bad

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>I will dance alone

That's a troll in disguise

>>72719086
Do people unironically care about fucking Eurovision?

>>72720600
ukrainians got butthurt and banned the russian contestant from entering the country so russia called it quits

Are there any restreams?

>>72720612
I care about the political part of it.
And of course betting on how each country will vote.

>>72720621
https://www.svtplay.se/video/13572909/eurovision-song-contest/eurovision-song-contest-2017-semifinal-2-11-maj-21-00

>>72720612
Yes. We have threads for this every year. /so/ used to have annual threads for this too.

>>72720600
Banned. They were given enough chances like swap performer or perform via video but naturally russkies took the chance to make Ukraine look bad and run propaganda train.

>>72720632
Thanks anon

here's to seeing if romania's fuck-ass song will qualify

what is this

>>72720638
Excuse me. /sp/

Also fuck yeah Romania yodel

>YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO >YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO >YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO >YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO >YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO

lmao this is terrible

>>72720657
>Romanian song
>yodling
wut

>>72720646
Wait, swap performer? What was the problem with the crippled girl?

Romania what the fuck

>>72720687
not a clue

>>72720689
She performed in Crimea.

girl is cute

but these poor gipsys should fuck off the stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCU

whatever did I just witness...

>>72720701
Chicks cute tho.
Also wtf cannons.

Compared to previous acts this had quite nice energy on it.

fucking dude literally squaked during in his preformance

Romania was amazing

>>72720738
No she is not

THICK

So, is there any music where they sing in their native language instead of english?

>Netherlands

>B L A C K E D

Marry Fuck Kill Bois

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Top qt this year

>>72720767
Portugal, Italy, Belarus, France. Probably others.

>>72720767
That shit never works
https://youtu.be/HAMnm_W5hQQ?t=59

>>72720774
Fuck Left One
Fuck Middle One
Fuck Right One
Kill Self

>>72720767
belarus, hungary

>>72720781
What country?

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>"depression is like a cloud, it comes and goes." the song

Dixie chicks?

>>72720767
The guy from Portugal sticked to his language [spoiler]and was an autist and or a spastic [/spoiler]

>>72720781

>literally perfect

>>72720793
belgium
pretty much perfection

>>72720793
Belgium

>>72720788
>what was 2007 serbia

>>72720781
Romania was the cutest

>>72720781
She looked so fragile on stage too

My heart...

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>>72720819
true

>>72720821
>thinking Serbia won because song was good
>not knowing we were given a victory in exchange for independent Kosovo

>hungary
>performs chalga
explain this shit

That's a bomb next to him

>FUCKING TIGANI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why is he spanking that metal vase

>>72720846
good performance

WTF IS THIS SHIT?

>Rap verse
Way to ruin it

>CELEBRATE DIVERSITY

I wuw u

Boobs

Denmark claimed

>Danish Maserati

she is pretty cute

>>72720936
fuck you get away from mommy

Denmark has a cute toothgap.

>>72720945
She never told you who your dad is right?

>spreading her teeth like it's the river Nile

>>72720948

could fit my dick there

>since its so small

>Gap toothed
>Cute

She has no problems with flossing, alright

>>72720972
Amen

I can't believe Ireland has sunk so low since the days of Jedward.

is this a boy or a girl I'm confused

Dude sounds like a chick

Isnt it past his bedtime anyway?

Is that a man or a woman?

This is kid is simultaneously creepy and shit.

I'm confused

>>72721009
is boring a gender

Don't know if cute transman with subpar voice or creepy looking 17 year old boy with a girl's voice

Song is shit but i wanna fuck this boy

Ireland hasnt been this gay since Jedward

Ireland send a literal faggot...

BLACKED

DISCO TIME!

SAN MARINO
B L A C K E D

CELEBRATE DIVERSITY

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Man this disco shit could be from the 80's and I wouldn't even know.

His shirt says autism...

Ralph Siegel pls go

black guy is hype as fuck but the girl is blander than hell

>B L A C K ED

>DISCO

He's a big guy.

Bearded Humpty Dumpty

Croatia: :D

wew

That was some bullshit wisdom, fatman.

[Fedora tipping intensifies.]

L
O
L

Eat as every day is your last

WE GOING LOWER VOICE BOYS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-VoiE7R9lc

What a fucking joke. I dont believe the Dutch have had a worse act.

>>72721125
If someone tore that phony smile off would it hurt?

>>72721048
>>72721051
>Ireland hasn't won since 1996

Those giant images of his face on the screen behind him...

>>72721125
For yugo

>Your R&B self will never do a duet with your classical self
Why even live?

Croats will defend this...

Croatia what the fuck is wrong with you?

Did he swallowed the other singers which we are hearing?

This guy was elected homophobe of the year in 2011. Must be hard for him to walk around there, as Eurovision is gay af. No hate tho

>>72721158
I don't know why the fuck they sent these literally whos. No bully.

Just fucking nuke us, America

What a cute lil teddy bear of a human bean

THE RAINBOW

Song is shit but fat man can sing pretty good.

>>72721190

kek

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>>72721190

BBC stream where?

Return of Lordi when?

I think the high pitched voice was a different person singing That he ate

GAMER ANTHEM

I like the hook on this song

This is pretty good...

>>72721226
Too slow

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So who do you cunts think will win?

D E D S E C
E
D
S
E
C

Based Norway

N O R W A Y

>Lyrics are basically a guy who's too scared to talk to girls at the bar.

NO way

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> It's another dj pretending to actually do anything episode.

>KILL KILL KILL

>>72721250
Hopefully not Denmark, I'd fucking hate all the dumb tourists.

Fuckin scandi house

>>72721250
Portugal, because he's gonna propose to his gf during his performance. Also he's a jew

PLEASE NUKE US AMERICA

>>72721125

For eurovision

I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO

>>72721250
Norway has been best by a mile tonight

Cute eyebrows

So much leg this year

>>72721319
Norway was trash

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Nice dress, Schweitzers.

>>72721342
no contradiction

>>72721322

Thicc

>>72721342
Better than most of songs that swedes make to like half of the participants.

Ukraine's presenters are trash.

>>72721342
The best trash

>>72721375
One of them looks like a nazi

>>72721375
>Ukraine is trash
ftfy

>Nigger
>From Detroit
kek

Ukraine GTFO my Denmark

B E L A R U S E D

E

L

A

R

U

S

E

D

Wtf is this Belarus

B

>>72721395
>nazi
*national hero

WHAT IS THIS

>OF BELARUS AND MEN

CUTE!

Alternative universe Russia

WHAT ARE THEY SAYING REEEEEEEEE

This is so cute

My favourite so far. They might make it

How long until we see someone dabbing?

girl is cute but then again

ITS FUCKING SHIT

I seriously love the Belarus song.

>>72721452
HAYYYAAA AEEEHOOO HEEE

These guys are fucked now that Russia isn't competing this year.

its like aladdin but with flying boat

Reminds me of music from a Disney movie

ALALALALALALAAULULULULULU

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Belarus' song was comfy as fuck

>He is 17 years old

NOW I WANT TO RAVAGE HIS BOIPUCCY EVEN MORE

>>72721482
Thanks

> you know realise this is the first Eurovision singer born in the 21st century.
> you now feel old

My commentator said this kid loves anime

WE DON'T HAVE A THING TO LOSE
NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY OR DO
NOTHING MORE
I'M ALWAYS UNTOUCHABLE

>born 2000

is he from an anime

>>72721508
>2000
>21st century

keep your yuroshit off my AMERICAN board

Did he write the lyrics on his hand?

Second literal faggot tonight

>>72721483
I hope not since this song was the best one so far

>>72721527
>autism

that was a weak ass drop

bulgaria a qt

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Norway's been the only good one so far.

Animu sleeves.

I would suck bulgaria dry

>>72721554
word

YES
LITHUANIA
YES
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Didn't Lithuania send a red dress last year as well?

nice beat

>>72721602
always knew those fuck were secretly commie after all these years

nice english, lithuania

god these nails...

This is the best fucking thing I have ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkP0xw_i_Ho

I laughed until I cried. No words.

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FUNKY AF!

YA YA YEH-UH-YEA YA

>LIETUVA LIETUVA LIETUVA

>first potato farmers going to a foreign country

>>72721618
WHAT IS THIS

Modern Talking back y'all

this guy's reactions holy fuck

>>72721674
KEK!

Too spoopy

AaaaaaooaoOaoOAoooaoOOOOO

Now, this is the faggotry I expected

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Who /balt/ here?

worst yet

ah yes Israel, my favorite European country

>>72721696
Ayy brethen lithfag here

>>72721707
kek

youtube.com/watch?v=OV3xp5ZXSYA


pure kino

>hands rubbing

It's Channing Tatum, if Channing was Jewish, dug house, and couldn't sing for shit.

TURN OFF THE STREAM!!

>that protracted screeching noise

What the fuck is this shit

>>72721739
>>72721745
edgy

Generic, but at least he's hot

ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH

Resist this brainwashing, folks

Israel is *makes A-OK gesture*

awful

>>72721757
Good one!

>>72721784
it's all A-OK because they will never have to send a black guy on basis of diversity :~))

if the qts from Bulgaria and Belarus don't go through I'm gonna boycott Ukraine

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I don't know why, but I'm fond of the Danish girl.

Macedonia's got this one in the bag

Norway and cutie Belarus

/bant/ is a dead board

>Your country does not participate in the vote

FUCK

WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

What the fuck is San Marino?

>>72719086
Nothing of value was lost

Slovenia: Generic garbage
Czech Republic: Captivating, but rushed and compressed. This would be a winner if it was 6 minutes long with some spaces to breath and feel.
Montenegro: "lets buttfuck I have a condom" , Too gay sex, even for eurovision
Latvia: Great EDM track, from 2012...
Iceland: I didn't know Robyn was icelandic....wait a minute.
Georgia: Adele sure lost some weight for this Bond theme....wait a minute
Finland: Bit bland and fucking depressing...not gay and cheerful enough to win Eurovision, or impressive enough to wow people..
Albania: I kinda like but this would be better track for a full band than a eurovision starlet.

>>72721834
this

>>72721855
Is this first year for them? I cant remember them ever being in eurovision

>>72721855

Being this yank

huh, I went to school with the singer from Norway. Never knew he ended up there

Favorite: Norway
Meme songs: Croatia and Belarus

I fucking hate the rest

this all songs are really bad compared to what we had last year

>>72721872
>not rememberin the fedora jew from last year

>VOTE HUNGRY

Favorite: Estonia
Meme song: Croatia
Literal shit: Israel

Are you ppl voring?

>>72721924
voting for superior nose

Gas him

LORDI NEVER FORGET

>>72721918
>Estonia
>Favourite
Dear god you couldnt pick a more generic shit

i generaly am watching eurovision every year but fuck this one is degenerate

>>72721618
Schizophrenic gay man with a opera singer side-persona plagiarizing every hit song of the past decade

>>72721948
i unironically think that lordi is still one of the best eurovision winners, at least in 00s and 10s.

>finland guy with verka costume

>>72721906
I only remember an italian qt from last year that will never sit on my face ;_;

These are hired actors, right?

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>>72721983
her?

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>>72721924
>Giving the jews shekels when the winers are already predetermined.

>state of europe

its over guys

>>72721951
Between Israel and all the basic bitch R&B I think I picked ok

So what is Ireland guys?

Hungary getting all the muslim votes...

>>72722029
Gender: Boring

>>72721924
cant vote at all in this semi

>>72722034
muslims hate gypsies more than jews afaik

LORDE OF SWITZERLAND

BULGARIAN NARUTO WITH A GOOD VOICE

>>72721809
Already claimed by me m8

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>>72722001
;_;

30 SECONDS LEFT BOYS

Vote for the cuties (Belarus girl)

>>72722034
/pol/ yet again confirmed to not know anything about the world. cute.

>counting down in English
>hit 10
>start counting down in Ukrainian
>hit 5
>back to counting down in English

What kind of ritual is this? Are they summoning airstrikes?

>>72722072
Belarus, Denmark, Swiss all qt

this is awful

Are they going to sex on stage?

neue thread?

>ukrainian art

>>72722099
It's probably a kike distraction while the votes are rigged for Israel

>>72722105
Romania is the cutest

What are they trying to tell us about Ukraine and her people?

>>72722105
>Liking that gap toothed Dane

>>72722157
that they're a pseudo-nation ripping-off russia's history poland's language and bulgaria's traditional music, apparently

what a fucking clusterfuck on the scene

just take away half fuck sake

>You will never propose to this Macedon cutie
>Why even live

Sex before marriage? The depravity of Europeans truly knows no bounds.

Hey nice way to steal your fiancee's thunder, asshole.

MOMMY

>ywn

Quick propose before she doesn't get into the finals

FRIENDZONED

Another cutie!

>>72722203
It's probs not his child. The baby is probs black. EUROPE YES

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>ywn be this smug of a Macedonian nu-male

>>72722247
Ummmm

LET'S SHOW TO THE WHOLE WORLD

/POL/ TOLD ME GERMAN WOMEN WERE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

>>72722285
German here, lolno
they are kinkiest tho

Gay(er) Bono

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another nu-male...

>>72722295
who are then

TOPKEK!

Buttrock...buttrock never dies.

RESULTS ARE IN

About fucking time

The National Jewess???!!!????

>Bulgaria and Belarus are in
YES

/ourgirl/ !!

wtf did you idiots vote

>BOTH BELARUS AND CROATIA
FUCK YES

Let's go Croatia

Croatia for some humor

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ISRAEL

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>Israel

>YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO >YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO YODEL-HI-HO

THE BREASTS ON THE BLONDE.

WHAT COUNTRY WAS THAT
WHAT COUNTRY WAS THAT
WHAT COUNTRY WAS THAT
WHAT COUNTRY WAS THAT

SHE HAD A FULL CLEAVAGE WITH INNER SIDE BOOBS SHOWING

NORWAY!

>all my favorites in final
what the fuck

>>72722444
Netherlands

pretty goat finals

>>72722451
same here lel

fucking austria
it was trash

fukkkk

why no macedonia? atleast cutie Belarus came in

>>72722454
Eh, she's a big girl.

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Who /sadBalt/ here?

Congrats to Jana Burčeska and Alexander - such a cute moment

CELEBRATE DIVERSITY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

XD

Words can not express how much I want to marry that Belarus girl...

>>72722511
>XD
>not xD
you have to go back

Israeli runs up to the front of the stage
Stage crew runs in trying to keep him from going off the edge
KEK

>Norway, fucking Sweden, Denmark in final
while Finland and Iceland have to suffer another year again

>>72722489
This. Only decent song.

>>72722523
>girl
>not boy

literally rigged every year no place for macedonia serbia or smaller countries fuck you refugeeyodelvision macedonia and serbia should have been in the final

welp see you in a day lads

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>>72722523
>tfw

AT LEAST IRELAND GOT ELIMINATED WHICH MAKES ME VERY HAPPY. CELEBRATE NORMALITY

>>72722598
Sigh...

See ya fellas on Saturday, when we can hopefully meme Epic Sax Guy to victory

>>72722727
Mirrored digits, now that's rare.

>>72722583
Serbia's song reminded me to Kelly Clarkson - Stronger.

>>72722727
>>72722985
wow

Denmark was really good. Yeah the song is generic as fuck but she really sells it. She's a qt too.

>>72722598
Hey it's Sailormoon!