ITT Post your 5 favorites artists/bands and others speculate

>Blur
>Radiohead
>The Libertines
>LCD Soundsystem
>Bjork
>>72709199
You are really skinny, and have short hair and glasses

Elliott Smith
Burzum
Joy Division
Playboi Carti
Boards of Canada

>>72709246
You have a lot of flannels. Skinny fit, and nice facial hair.
>>72709199
Tries to dress "norm-core".

Bob Dylan
Brian Eno
Pink Floyd
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Bert Jansch

>>72709246
Longish bangs, kind of short, pleasant looking face
>>72709404
wears hats a lot
>>72709466
Long hair and beard, prefers dressing in plain shirts

David Bowie
Portishead
Elliott Smith
Fishmans
Johann Sebastian Bach
>>72709466
plaid und jeans
>>72709404
permanent sleepy eyes

Modest Mouse
The Shins
Pavement
LCD Soundsystem
Animal Collective

Pink Floyd
Nirvana
Weezer
Gorillaz
David Bowie

>Being as an Ocean
>Rings of Saturn
>Counterparts
>The Wonder Years
>Neck Deep

>>72709246
Whatever your outfit is, it always includes glasses and jeans. You're rail thin.

I don't wanna be an asshole but plz contribute instead of just posting your favorites.

>>72709817
you're literally 12

Ween
Radiohead
Pixies
Flaming Lips
Titus Andronicus
(I know...)

>>72709199
YMO is cool, but why are they top5?

>>72709404
I like Smith, but I guarantee we would quickly run out of things to say if we had to make small talk

>>72709466
Gross, but Bert Jansch has that one cool song, and Eno is pretty great

>>72709746
Just bad

>>72709767
Stuck in 2001-2006?

>>72709925
christ that's entry level

>>72709925
A cynical motherfucker judging by diction. Probably wears worn out clothing

>>72709925
OP here, read the fucking thread dumbfuck.

>>72709925
You look like the faggot dickhead hipster you are.

Queens of the Stone Age
My Chemical Romance
Ween
Dismemberment Plan
Brocas Helm

>>72709925
god forbid you say something meaningful about artists and not just vague vindictive bullshit directed at the entire thread

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>>72709199
Talking Heads
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Nirvana
Smashing Pumpkins
Tonetta

Bruce Springsteen
The Beach Boys
Rachel's
My Bloody Valentine
Grouper

>>72709767
probably wears glasses, pale complexion
>>72709817
has curly/long hair and acne
>>72710013
has a beard. Also, jewish

>>72710080
I cant really grow a beard and I'm pretty sure I'm not Jewish

>>72710013
Probably looks a lot younger than they actually are (and bitter about it), fond of darker clothing but takes care not to look too stereotypically "goth". (your music taste reminds me a lot of an old friend of mine, so I'm mostly basing this off of him.)

As for me:
1. Allan Holdsworth
2. Maudlin of the well
3. Yes
4. King Crimson
5. Aesop Rock

>>72710080
No glasses, but I'm hella pale.

>The Clash
>American Football
>the pillows
>The Beatles
>The Cure

>>72710013
Basically only wears black shirts.
>>72709817
Wears sneakers and plaid shirts but buttons the shirts up.
>>72709466
Some sort of coat, seems smart but also kinda weird.

>>72710080
I would argue that you're guesses were pretty vague, but you're spot on

>>72710080
Bruce Springsteen
The Eagles
Queen
Pink Floyd
INXS

>>72710184
You probably wear simple clothes like a t-shirt and jeans. Might have a beard.

>john fahey
>built to spill
>carole king
>nick drake
>daniel johnston
>>72709817
you wear short sleeve button ups, part your hair to your left, and your teeth aren't as straight as you'd like them to be.

>>72709246
either Brit or American Brit-boo
>>72709404
calls things "dope" too much
>>72709767
tall and lanky or short and fat no in between
>>72709846
Has cringy middle school years he'd rather not remember

my 5
Deftones
Unwound
Sonic Youth
Queens of the Stone Age
At the Drive-In

>>72710184
You have questionable personal hygiene and greasy hair (although you're a student so it's forgiveable).

>>72710241
You're chubby and rosey cheeked, possibly with a vaguely ginger beard.

>>72710222
Your right except I shave

>>72710270
Wrong on every claim

Dance With the Dead
The Mars Volta
Blur
Daft Punk
David Bowie

>Bad Religion
>Cannibal Corpse
>Darkthrone
>Burzum
>Amon Amarth

Gybe
Pink Floyd
Dj Sprinkles
DMST
Da Kine

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>>72709466
>>72709701
>>72710126
>Long hair and beard, prefers dressing in plain shirts
>Some sort of coat, seems smart but also kinda weird

Pretty spot on, although my hair is uncharacteristically short right now having had it cut for a wedding. I do love my raincoat.

Apologies if selfies are frowned upon in /mu/, it does fit the theme of the thread though.

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>John Maus
>Dean Blunt
>Alice Coltrane
>Coil
>The Gerogerigegege

Bjork
Kate Bush
Joanna Newsom
PJ Harvey
Radiohead

marina and the diamonds
lana del rey
paramore
arctic monkeys
lucius

>>72710270
also wrong on every claim.

>>72710367
Straight long hair, worn out jeans, maybe a pierced ear. Loves overdesigned shirts.

>>72710577
Short hair, cargo pants/combat fatigues, no piercings, plain black T-shirts and plaid shirts.
kek

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>Metallica
>Black Sabbath
>Kendrick Lamar
>Hydrogen
>Perturbator

Closure in Moscow
The Dear Hunter
Thank You Scientist
Veil of Maya
Pavement

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>>72710596
I guess i suck at this

>>72710649

C'mon, try me (>>72710126)!

>>72710649
In all fairness, it does fit the music. I'm just an /out/ fag.

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>>72710126
Present or soon to be member of the bald brotherhood.

>>72710704
My hair grows ridiculously fast and my family doesn't have a tendency towards balding. Plus unless I get some really early balding out of nowhere it's not going to happen.

>>72710745
Aye, I officially suck at this, but glad you have a wonderful head of hair anon.

The Strokes
Queens of the Stone Age
Arctic Monkeys
Daft Punk
Avenged Sevenfold (sue me)

>>72710745
Are you Fabio?

Of Montreal
Avenged Sevenfold
Kate Bush
Unwound
Converge

>>72710781
>A7X

Hell yeah, favorite album?

Radiohead
Thom Yorke
Autechre
GY!BE
Grimes

>>72710810
Probably a tie between the Stage and Waking the Fallen. I enjoy all of them, though.

>>72710126
>>72710671
Ok here i go then

Side-swept bangs, skinny but strong built, slim pants, likes the colour purple, kind of a babyface

>>72710784
No (haircut cuts off at the jawline rather than the shoulders), but I've also some really close Italian ancestry so that explains the hair, just add a dash of Spanish ancestry too. End result is that I've had heavy amounts of freaking hair chest since I was 14, for one, and once I shaved my whole head and within a month I was back to ground zero.

>>72710839
damn, I really liked the Stage too but it doesn't touch any of their first three for me. I was just thrilled enough that it wasn't another HTTK. That's their only album I don't like. The title track, Angels, paradigm, and Sunny disposition are god tier

WTF is a 10/10 though for sure, then STST > COE > N > TS > s/t > Diamonds in the Rough > HTTK

>>72710853
>Side-swept bangs
Right, got that one.

>skinny but strong built
Eh, kinda? Mostly strong on the back and the legs but you're right on that.

>slim pants
Sort of, they're a bit large but I've large thighs due to cycling so there's that.

>likes the colour purple
I prefer green and blue, but purple is an ok color.

>kind of a babyface
Can actually confirm on that one but it's weird, I've had the same face since I was 14 but people always think I'm one to two years older than I am, no matter my age.

>>72710921
Yeah, I know a lot of people didn't really like the Stage as much as their earlier stuff but I don't know, it just sounds really good to me. Funnily enough, one of my favorite songs off the album (Simulation) is the one I've seen people talk the worst about. Paradigm is probably my favorite song off that album though, I also really like God Damn. Save Me is probably my favorite track they've ever made.

>>72710974
Ya Simulation is great too, forgot about that. The singing's wonderful on it. I hear a lot of people hate on Sunny Disposition but I think it's awesome. They actually got the dudes from Fishbone to do the horns on it, believe it or not. And yeah Paradigm really encapsulates the album's theme of sacrificing everything you live and are to live eternally.

I enjoy Save Me a lot more than a lot of people that couldn't handle the repetitive ending(I just find it to be passionate and tearjerking), but I wouldn't even call it my favorite on that album. Buried Alive is incredible

>>72711125
I think part of the reason I like Save Me so much is it kind of encapsulates everything I love about A7X. Also, this may be cheesy but a lot of the lyrics in Save Me strike a chord with me, especially during the bridge. Sunny D is amazingly groovy, I really love how different the whole album sounds compared to their other work.

>>72711190
the chord prog on it is fantastic, and yeah the lyrics are great. Really that whole album resonates with me with how they approach death, and obviously their lyrics as the whole. I feel like while I can at least understand that people aren't big on most of their stuff, Sounding The Seventh Trumpet is just actually an incredible metal record in general for fans of the genre

Mr. Bungle
Ween
Modest Mouse
Radiohead
Mount Eerie

>>72709846
khaki shorts and backwards hats
>>72710437
high waist jeans, shirts cut high
>>72710825
one day you'll work up the courage to wear it in public
>>72710367
mid grey but you want us to say black

Albert King
Mike McCready
Steve Vai
Eric Johnson
Jeff Beck
Josh Homme

CAN
Syd Barrett
Ramones
Frank Zappa
Suburban Lawns

>>72709246
skinny dude
>>72709404
sad man
>>72709466
sunglasses
>>72709746
idk
>>72709767
skate shoes
>>72709817
Long hair man
>>72709846
has a slimey outer membrane
>>72709925
exclusively wears white socks
>>72710013
secretly gay
>>72710067
Only owns one pair of pants
>>72710080
looks like jay z

Not in order:

Porcupine tree/SW
Songs: Ohia
American Football
This town needs guns
Alamaailman vasarat

Wilco
Patsy Cline
Grateful Dead
Desmond Dekker
Martinho Da Vila

>>72709199
Aphex Twin
Teksti-TV 666
Discharge
Radiohead
Infant Annihilator

Fleet foxes
Beach boys
Beatles
Crystal castles
Tame Impala

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>>72709199
You're a lil punk boy

>Animal collective
>The clash
>Swans
>Lightning Bolt
>Godspeed you black emperor!

>>72710080
You have a shaven face.
Your height is above average.
Your voice is rich, and it defines the impression you leave onto others.
>>72710367
Your body possesses the natural strength one can develop through laborious activity and play.
You are losing that strength, and you are very slowly fattening.
Your skin is paler than it once was, but it is not quite white.
>>72710437
You are clean person.
Your arms are long, but they are not so thin that I would deem them lanky.
>>72711528
Your height is nearly average.
You seldom wear long-sleeved shirts.
Having very long or short hair would make you uncomfortable.

>Swans
>Swans
>GY!BE
>Grouper
>Ground-Zero

Stereolab
Underground Resistance
Talking Heads
Cocteau Twins
Arab on Radar

>>72714000
heavenly trips
you probably have an innocent face and bitches are all over you. you might wear plad

>radiohead
>deerhunter
>broken social scene
>my bloody valentine
>alex g

It's really hard to decide on a top 5 but right now what comes to mind is...
The Flatliners
The Muffs
Strung Out
Comeback Kid
Revocation
>>72709817
Glasses, plaid button up shirts left unbuttoned, slighty ripped jeans and converse.
>>72710067
Look like you're trying way to hard to bring grunge fashion back
>>72710781
Short, lightly gelled hair, small plugs, acid washed jeans, converse or vans, plain black tshirt with button up plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled up overtop of it, either that or kind of chubby and generic looking

Nine Inch Nails
The Magnetic Fields
Florence + The Machine
Rise Against
Pink Floyd

>oneohtrix point never
>earth
>andrew jackson jihad
>sun devoured earth
>swans

>>72713023
You look like everyone
>>72714000
You have a beard and long hair
>>72714053
You look like Alex G

I cannot decide on a top 5 so I'll just say my top 5 plays on Last.fm:

>Ariel Pink
>Guided by Voices
>Pavement
>Red House Painters
>Wilco

electric wizard
gucci mane
radiohead
senses fail
atlas sound

daniel johnston
dogbowl
frank ocean
fushitsusha
natural snow buildings

>>72714198
you look like kolorbastion

>>72714025
you look white

>>72714152
you look/are an edgy kid

>>72710184
you're australian and you like cracking a cold one with the boys, most likely middle aged and blonde, possibly greying, You like singlets and didn't put AC/DC up there but you thought about it.
>>72710336
You have black hair, Low key emo
>>72710479
You're a girl, you likely consider yourself alt, You love the flower crown snapchat filter

>Death from above 1975
>The Mars Volta
>Mars Red Sky
>Two Door Cinema Club
>The National

>>72710336
Probably around 18, short hair with glasses. Tries to be fashion conscious.

>The Prodigy
>Underworld
>Radiohead
>Grimes
>Daft Punk

>>72714155
undercut and multiple face piercings.

preemptive bump

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>>72709199
favourites is a big word idk if im that much attached to music.. anyway

Wiwek
Sia
Megadeth
AC/DC
Pegboard Nerds (fun af live)

>>72714328
think you might be unironically wearing a lot of punk shit coz of radiohead and prodigy

>>72714328
Long, pointy nose, black t-shirt, green cap

Burial
MUCC
The Mad Capsule Markets
Urbangarde
Asian Kung-Fu Generation

>>72714235
you love flannel shirts
p skinny
>>72714308
thicc rimmed glasses
shaggy hair
>>72714328
loves winter and coats

>>72714881
>asian kungfu gen
you got four layers of faggot when you´re going out

>>72714963
What's that even supposed to mean

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David Bowie
Radiohead
Sufjan Stevens
Converge
Swans

>>72709246
skinny, skinny jeans, minimalistic fashion
>>72709466
probably wear clothes that don't fit you and looks bad, lots of band shirts, probably balding
>>72709817
high school
>>72709925
lots band shirts most of you don't even listen to, skinny jeans, headphones on all the time
>>72710825
entry level. dark clothes, headphones on all the time, minimalistic clothes, dark hair, pale, etc

>Aphex twin
>Kanye
>sweet trip
>Kendrik lamar
>Grimes

>The Cure
>Ride
>New Order
>Spacemen 3
>Dinosaur Jr

>>72709199
Small clear eyes, 5'6", and a far away gaze remembering

>>72715054
Average height, somewhat athletic build, tendency toward more comfortable clothes (sweatpants, worn-out t-shirts, etc.). Possibly has attempted to put their hair in dreadlocks before.

Here are mine:
1. Gentle Giant
2. ELP
3. Soft Machine
4. Boris
5. Aesop Rock

>>72709199
>Deafheaven
>The Incredible String Band
>Andrew Jackson Jihad
>Slowdive
>The Mountain Goats

Burial
Jon Hopkins
Oneohtrix Point Never
Aphex Twin
Kendrick Lamar

>>72714235
holy fuck someone else knows about dogbowl

Spongehead
Ween
Captain Beefheart
Boredoms
Five Starcle Men

>>72709199
Melvins
Wipers
Tool
OM
Rollins Band

Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Céline Dion
f(x)
Lady Gaga

>>72716168
short brown hair, thin and tall

>>72716168
yea i love that dude
>memorieeeeesss
>i hate youuuuuu

MF Doom
King Crimson
Perfume Genius
Death Grips
Kanye West

Arctic Monkeys
Death Grips
Carpenter Brut
Kanye West
Cage the Elephant

>>72716302
nope

either aging hippie or a child of one. curly hair and bowie t-shirts

Arctic Monkeys
BLINK 182
The Strokes
Nirvana
Panic! at the disco

Pixies
Pavement
Talk Talk
Ween
Guided By Voices


>>72716555
In high school, maybe a little chubby. Probably a pretty funny dude.

>Radiohead
>Kendrick Lamar
>weeknd.
>Massive attack
>NIN


Any reccs?

>>72715986
You're not black or white.

Neutral Milk Hotel
Radiohead
Sufjan Stevens
GY!BE
Coldplay

>>72716168
do you lift

>>72710633
White shirt and old blazer, professor look, thinning hair