ITT: misheard lyrics

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>Tiptoe down to the lonely places
>Where you're going I don't care now

>Are we human
>Or are we cancer

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>THERES A FUCKIN DOG IN HERE

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>He'll walk her every day into a shitty place

>>72705170
>KILLER JUMP ROPE

>I DONT CARE, I JUST WANNA BE OLD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-WG4UYsaM4

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>Came on my momma's pussy, I'm on welfare

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>it's not, like i wanna be, gay
>but i can't help myself, it's just that i am

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>she fucks me

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>>72705096

>Fucked up world. We're all veterans of a fucked up world

>>72705096
>can these sensations make me the feel the pleasures of another man

When I first got into them I confused what I knew of Ian Curtis with what I knew of Morissey, so the misheard gay lyrics were even more believable

>Transformers! Robots in the skies

>>72707613
ultimate

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>I wear goggles when you're not here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQ0l_m3Xm0

>>72707492
top kek

>>72706903
funny cause that's just the more direct version of what he's saying anyway

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>I'd wrestle brains down in Africa

>>72705170
tfw you find out thats NOT what he says

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SLICING A BIBLE OH HO HO HO

>>72705368
I'm sad that I never misheard that lyric

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>I have been patiently waiting for an attractive scrotum

>'scuse me while I kiss this guy

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>I hear the roar of the meme machine

>>72709252
I always thought it was SLICING UP MY BALLS OH HO HO HO

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>CHIMICHANGA ON THE FRONT DOOOR

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>Distance is like a weapon

>>72709252
>chicken butt

>>72705096
HIT ME WITH YOUR PET SHARK
COME ON AND HIT ME WITH YOUR PET SHARK

>>72709456
What's the real lyrics of that?

Also
>Jesus Christ what is love, oh blow me

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>What did you want from the autistic kid who got in too deep?

>>72707651
>I blow bubbles when you're not here

>We built this city
>We built this city on rock and bone

>>72709252
HEY

BEEN TRYING TWO MEAT SHOES

BTO:

>I Feel Like Making Love
>I Feel Like Making Love to Duuudes

>>72707492
That's how I heard this song till I looked it up!

>>72709280
Wow that fits perfect

>>72705096
>>72707492
wait those aren't the lyrics
??wtf

>>72710521
guide, not guy

>>72710521
>>72710584
also it's "make me feel the pleasure of a normal man" not "another man"

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>ARARARA
>RA WINTERY ROUND

>>72705096
>>72707492
>tfw can still remember the disappointment i felt when i discovered these werent the right lyrics