""""chill"""" music

what would you say to them if you talked to them irl

>>72694484
Sounds like someone's an unchillian

>>72694484
>I don't understand
hello granpa

>>72694484
unchillian detected haha

>>72694499
I wouldn't talk, I'd slap the viceroy out of their mouth
>>72694532
bravo Sherlock Holmes
>>72694528
fuck off kiddo

>>72694484
fuck off u unchillian grandpa hahahahaHA

I hope you have sex one day so we'll never have to hear another one of your rants

>>72694897
bravo kiddo, you've truly proven that you're a fucking retard
>>72694927
>I hope you have sex one day so we'll never have to hear another one of your rants
I've had more pussy than most of you faggots on this board, as long as you keep acting like fucking kids I'll keep on shitting on your autistic behavior, fucking pricks

>>72695048
>he can't chill
lmaoing @ ur life rn

>>72695048
ok dude :)

>>72695064
people like you are truly the cancer of this image board, fuck off, I might be miserable, but at least I'm not a cancerous meme-rap/chill bruh/college cunt like you

>>72695122
WOWIE someones mad :^)))

>>72695122
calm down, maybe smoke a blunt and listen to Mac's new album :)

>>72695142
hell no, I'm not gonna listen to that bullshit of an album or an artist, if I truly wanted to "calm down", I'd play something that has more substance than Mac DeMarco, all I get from his shitty music is the taste of shitty ciggs and cheap hot dogs, so why don't you do yourself a favor and stop listening to this bullshit artist and grow the fuck up

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>>72695048
idgaf about you hoe
https://soundcloud.com/criptcettle/find-me-reclinin-leon-haze-remix

I enjoy chill music but chill music is not a blanket compliment. chill music can just be shit

I was in some thread where I was making legitimate criticisms about this old dog and some guy responded with "yeah but it's really chill"

the fuck are you retards on about?

>>72695210
go shill yourself and your stupid music elsewhere you retard, there's a soundcloud thread waiting for you to post your shit and get 3 plays max, nothing more, hopefully less

>>72694484
Holy shit the girl in the pic looks exactly like somebody I know. Same fashion sense and hairstyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBal1492TvM&t

>>72695225
THAT'S MY EXACT POINT, BUT THESE RETARDS OBVIOUSLY DON'T FUCKING GET WHAT I'M SAYING.
I enjoy it too, but a lot of these stupid cunts would rather listen to something just on the face-value that it's "C H I L L B R U U U H". Why the fuck is the "chill factor" something to be applauded in music nowadays? It's fucking bullshit.

>>72695261
dude you have like no chill

>>72695241
We all know an art-hoe like that, god knows how many of those I've met (and hung out)

>>72694484
where can i cop this style?

>>72695296
thrift shops, unironically

>>72694484
hey dude, take a chill pill

>>72695271
Of course I have no chill, this shit needs to stop, it's waaaaay out of control at this point, I don't wanna police anyone's taste, that's not the point of this thread, nor I have the power to do so, but I am tired of these fucking kids thinking that they're hot shit because they're fucking delusional artsy brats with daddy issues, that's why I have no chill

>>72695296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBal1492TvM

>>72695320
Just let people do what they want. I doubt this affects you in any real way. Stop overthinking things and chill out.

>>72695320
hey man, let me be an arty brat with daddy issues if i want

>>72694505
>>72694532
>>72694897
Unkuulian
http://ifdb.tads.org/viewgame?id=5t1frgm954xg9s8a

>>72695350
>I doubt this affects you in any real way.
It kinda does, but I could be overthinking it, you seem to have somewhat of a point right there, but it still doesn't mean that it's less cancerous.
To be fair, this bullshit behavior that I see from these brats can be contributed to a lot of things outside of music, so, to some extend, I could be overreacting to the "issue", but it is a part of the problem. Again, not gonna police someone's taste, but I'm just amazed at the ignorance.

>>72694484
holy fucking shit dude you gotta chill out

>>72695376
i ain't no uncoolian

>>72694484

Probably Tylo Be Chillin

>>72695359
>hey man, let me be an arty brat with daddy issues if i want
be what you want, just don't do it in front of me or my kids

>>72695383
what ignorance, i just wanna c h i l l man

just c h i l l

>>72695395
why? stopping your kids from being chill is a pretty unchill thing to do, dog

>>72694484

damn these guy have cook h a ts

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DUDE JUST

C H I L L

AND HAVE A C I G A R R E T T E

HELL C H I L L E D
VHS

*turns guitar chorus up to 11*
*turns keyboard to preset 53*

O H MY HEART OH MY LOVE OH MY CHILL

>>72695424
this, w2c hats?

>>72695418
I don't want my kids to grow up to be pretentious pricks when they grow up, it's not about being "le chill", it's about being a decent human being

>>72695438
but i'm a decent human being, i just like to make art and chill, cholo

chill man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHxDhPrVqgc

>>72695448
I doubt we're all decent human beings here

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CASUAL YA KNOW HE'S CHILLIN
YO PEP YA GOTTA BE CHILLIN
JAY BIZ YA KNOW HE CHILLIN
AY YO SNOOP MY MAN HE'S CHILLIN
YO MIKE G YOU KNOW HE'S HERE CHILLIN
HEY MY MAN MIKE P YA KNOW HE GOTTA BE CHILLIN
DEL THA FUNKEE HOMOSAPIEN IS CHILLIN
AY AY MY MAN DOMINO YO HE'S CHILLIN

>>72695470
caps isn't chill man :(

who is the chillest artist besides mac?

>>72695122
>image board

>>72694484
Mac is based, shut the fuck up

>>72695833
how'd you like this old dog?

>>72695852
haven't heard it

>>72695859
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

that's pretty unchill

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qrnH3l9H4q

NEW MAC SONG UBER CHILL HOLY SHIT

>>72695922
chill/10

>>72695922
kek

>>72694484
You sound like a miserable sack of shit but those kids are probably annoying little cunts.

Why is liking music simply because it's aggressive any better? I've seen anons say Death Grips is superior to all mellow rap because it's angrier and more abrasive.

>>72694563
Your a faggy cynic, they'll grow up eventually, the mysic isnt that bad desu.

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Why do people call it Mac Demarco fashion? We're on /mu/. Shouldn't we call it fishmans fashion?

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>Chill
and
>vibe

are two (unironically) absolutely unbearable words.

>>72694484
100% agreed. For the record I am miserable and I hate you all.

know who the 'gems' of the trend are. There are a select few artists who actually make good music in this style. The rest are literally bandwagoning because the gems make it look easy.

here are some actually good examples of music in the (new) lo-fi hip-hop genre:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wwarO7Az6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEmyF8zP234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VSmRQvR_1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w9zv2Zno0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_WtEHz0PHI

this happened before with Skrillex, now it's happening elsewhere

>>72696145
fuck you, i love chill and vibe

can you id that jacket in the middle. please

>>72696373
i'd assume thrifted duder

>>72695470
my nigga

>>72696060
The problem people using "chill" to cover up a total lack of actual substance. "Chill" is just a surface aesthetic meant to hook in teens and brain-dead stoners.

>>72695470
LOL this wins.

>>72694484
>your brain on 4chan
Remember this lesson kids, lest you forget and turn into OP.

>youtube.com
>lo-fi hip hop radio
>find a dozen live videos that play lo-fi hip hop 24/7
>tfw the c h i l l never has to end

>>72696143
No because Fishmans didn't influence a wave of pretentious teenage trendsters.

is this pasta or autism?

Just remember, no matter how bad things are, you'll never be an autistic piece of shit like OP.

>>72698640
pretty sure this is just pasta...seen the image floating around here before

>>72696749
T H I S
Whatever you fucking retards,go listen to your Mac DeMarcos, your Makkonnen's, your Fathers, all of your favorite meme-rappers and soundcloud "producers", dress like fucking hobos if you want, smoke shitty ciggs, I honestly don't care, but before you call me a faggy cynic, remember that most of you are living in a meme, you'll probably carry a STD from one of those artsy trift-shop aesthetic looking hoes for the rest of your miserable life, that you are cancerous pieces of dog shit forever rotting in le 24/7 lo-fi hip-hop livestreams on youtube.

>>72698912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPsA3TsK1Uk

>>72699131
https://blackhandpath.bandcamp.com/track/selected-ambient-works-93-til-infinity

>>72698912
Heh, listen bud. What if I told you you're allowed to shit on the makkonens and father John misty's of the world while still being a patrician who enjoys vibing out to mac. As a non-virgin who's favorite album is TMR, I frequently shit on cigarette/music festival culture and the average atendee. Does that change the fact I'll occasionally put on a Mac album and chill tf out? Absolutely not. Get off your high horse you pathetic fag, maybe once you get your dick sucked the first time you'll learn to c h i l l f a m

>>72699632
fuck you and fuck Mac
and this bullshit "get layd LMAOO" thing is really fucking original, bravo

>>72699669
t. dicklet

>>72699632
>TMR is my favorite album
Give yourself a pat on the back honey, because nobody thinks you're special for liking TMR, you're probably a pretentious douchefag who's no different than the average atendee you shit on. Fuck you and everything you do.

>>72694484
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Bleeep bloop bleep
"Random sound clip from 50's movie
BzzzzzzzChckzzzzzzzbeepboopbeepbeepbeepzzzzzzzzzz
All played over some stolen piano track

Someone make this for me. Ill be the next lofi faggot. I'll call myself :;Kuro;:
song is //I/dont/even/care/anymore//

Song background will be anime style drawing but not anime, or a generic city skyline with clouds and excessive neon

>>72699756
Oh make my fake label too.

Black background with white geometric shape, have it spin or something. Call it
L O N E L Y///S O U N D S

I sort of agree, but only because Mac's copycats detract from good chill music. 2 is a good album though

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>>72699951
Damnit, meant to post pic related

>>72699754
Anon, have a viceroy. You're not you when you're not chillian xD

>>72700002
Nah, I'll leave it for le edgy teenage "c h i l l f a m" meme rap loving kids, hopefully that'll make them happy

>>72700058
>not recognizing 2 as the greatest guitar playing of the 21st century
I can sense your envy

>>72700074
Meh, it's decent, it's not bad, it's pretty nice to be completely honest, not gonna deny that, but to say that it's "the greatest guitar playing of the 21st century" is either trolling or just plain fucking stupid, if you are indeed serious about what you just said, then that shitty weed you've been smoking has burned you out man, rip

I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

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>>72700195
stop fantasizing about jewish girls

>>72698912

wait what? father and awful records in general are among the few rappers that push boundaries in hip hop, are you retarded man? what the fuck does awful have in common with "le chill anime pic soundcloud aesthetic" bullshit? they're at the opposite end of the spectrum.

listen to slug christ and tell me that music is "chill".. ??? esp ethereal and abra have a very distinct style of production that is nothing like the thing you are describing..

where do you even buy viceroys

i've literally never seen a pack

>>72694484
uhm.. why do you care?

>>72700398
Awful Records are a bunch of molly popping hipsters that could not make a decent tune if their life depended on it, which is fine for them, I don't think they want to live anyway

>>72695189
I completely agree with you and Mac Demarco'a meme shit is annoying but his music isn't inherently bad, the fact that it's caught on like it has as a gold standard of quality is what the problem is. He's just a regular musician, but good music shouldn't be set to such a low bar by such a large number of people.

>>72700624

oh, I get it now. you just have shit taste. that explains a lot.

Don't forget the fucking countless streams on youtube with titles like "chill music for study/relaxation" and the video is just a gif of some anime kid wearing headphones writing at a desk. They literally all play the same music, take no effort to make, and the worst part is each one of them gets thousands of views. I honestly think guys who make those streams to try and cash in on a trend and get easy views are the worst people to exist

>>72700724
yeah, exactly my point, thanks for not being a retard, a breath of fresh air on this fucking thread
>>72700973
well excuseee meeeeee shithead for not liking a what essentially are a bunch of Lil B knockoffs, bunch of fucking faggots who take more time to upload their shit on soundcloud than to actually produce it, fuck you, you don't even know my fucking taste you arrogant cuck, go suck a dick or something you fucking prick, you disgust me

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>>72700996
nothing makes me angrier than the "classical/jazz for studying" playlists

like fuck off music isn't going to make you smarter you fucking fags

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>>72694499
are you smoking in the subway? cool.. not cool :)

I smoke a pack a day and find that pretty disgusting.

>>72699449
memed me hard I was expecting some fun mashup

>>72701179
hey, I love this fucking band, don't dare talk shit about my boys in BHP

>>72700724
Good everything is set to a low bar by a large number of people. Just accept it.

>>72694484
chill, breh

>>72694484
I know what you mean OP
I instantly think less of people with a "chill" playlist

>>72695241
>>72695359
>>72695276
Give me the art hoes Snapchats so I can send them dick pics.

>>72695427
You forgot the reverb and slide thingy

>OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBal1492TvM

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>>72694484
https://soundcloud.com/areason548/dont-do-that-1

Here is some NON chill shit. Very banging very hard very heavy. Dirty drop business

>>72701693
hey faggot, you have a soundcloud thread open, shill yourself there, if I wanted some NON chill shit, I'd ask for it, fuck off now

>>72701746
Fuck you im tryna post my shit everywhere so people will listen to it. not a big deal

>>72701809
nobody wants to listen to your garbage whitey

>>72701809
Listen here, you fucking cunt of a person. Nobody is willing to listen to a fucking soundcloud producer/rapper/whatever out of face value, just because you're a smartass to post your link, you think nobody thought of that before, faggot?
Go to the soundcloud thread, post your shitty content there, give feedback, receive feedback, work on your shit, but most importantly, don't be a shilling fucking faggot, because even if your music is good, nobody wants to listen to a shameless self-promoting asshole. Got that?
You're even worse than the people I was initially shitting on, my god, they're saints compared to people like you. Scram, kiddo.

i prescribe you all one extra strong chill pill bredeh *tokes on bong* (that means some smoothj ganja for ya) gotta relax my dude, chill out real good listen to some sweet chords maybe a litle jizz jazz while you smoke some of god's herb you know about lo fi hipoho? VERY chill music reladx to it all the time man its very low key nice vibe sounds bro i prescribe you all some smooth sexy lofi hiphop radio lisstning for at least 25 hours a day while smoking some sticky sticky ganga boy

DUDE JUST CHILL LAMO DUDE SMOKE WEED 420 DUDE HAHA LMAOO

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>>72701970
ok ok I forgot this is serious business. I will treat you and your kin with respect for as long as i breathe and repay my debt with your wishes. I will take my stupid ass over to the soundcloud thread and never interfere in your personal business again. Please have mercy on shameless self promoting ass for I have said my 30 hail marys and asked for forgiveness.

>>72702093
AY KID FUCK OFF AND SMOKE DIS 'ERB JOIN DA CHILL VIEBZ JAH BLESS

Go back to r/metal

>>72702156
xDDDD

>>72694484
mac demarco is a good musician tho

>>72701264
It's been worse for the last 20ish years than it has ever before popular music began, though

>>72701693
>bangers
This is another meme that needs to die

>>72702252
See >>72695189 >>72701090

>>72702499
>macs music has no substance
thats the only actual point that you made desu. and if you think that then aight whatever

>>72702557
No I said it does have substance, it's just that the fact it's being adopted as a gold standard of quality is a severely flawed mentality, everything about it is ingenuine

>>72703997
>gold standard of quality
Who are you talking about?

I can only think of a handful of times I've heard someone say 2 is the greatest album of the decade or something similar.

>>72694484
out of curiosity, what sort of music do you listen to?

and yeah you are pretty miserable, you're on /mu/, right?

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>>72694484
dude CHILL out

>>72694484
this but unironically

>>72704048
The "chill" type of mindset that is able to be taken away from Mac's music is something over-fixedated on by a lot of his fans and they associate this with being a positive attribute of good music, which is what I meant by the gold standard thing. Sorry if I wasn't clear about that.