Post Malone Concert Experience

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>Be me
>18 year old virginfag, got head before but nothing more
>friend of mine, Jason White has tickets to see Post Malone
>Invites me to the concert
>Heard some of his music before but don't listen to it regularly
>Decide to go to concert
>The concert wasn't bad, he was actually pretty talented
>Not like normally rap artist could actually sing and play guitar
>Got really into music and strayed away from White.
>Looking around the crowd for White can't find him.
>Make eye contact with qt3.14
>Too autistic to approach grill
>She must have saw me starring and comes up to talk to me
>“hey what's your name ?”
>“Anon” I said
>We start talking and find out we got a lot and common
>I really like this girl, she ends up taking to me to her place
>We are drinking beers and talking, getting kind of tipsy cause I'm a lightweight
>Next thing I know we are hooking up
>end up fucking her
>Wake up fully satisfied that I lost my virginity
>Leave in the morning getting ready to tell White what happened
>Tell him about the good news, pumped I'm no longer a virgin fag
>Feel confident to try my luck on other females
>Get a call from post Malone concert girl
>Tells me she is preggo and keeping it
>Wut.jpg
>Freak out cause I'm 18 and can't support a child
> must have been so drunk I forgot a condom
>Call White and ask him for advice
>“You should just get out of town, start a new life forget her”
>Always had a soft spot for single moms and felt bad for them
>I say “You know I can't do that White, Iverson”