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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread 2017-05-10 04:03:34 Post No. 72692937
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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread
p4k shill
2017-05-10 04:03:34
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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 18
Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-We're back for another night
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and Slowdive
-/p4k/ forever
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PWR BTTM 8.5 BNM
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reminder
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>>72692960
I hope you get to add to this
Maybe get something truly crazy
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I haven't listened to any albums from this year at all. Counting on p4k to hook me up with something good tonight.
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>>72693087
how
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>>72693063
>I haven't listened to any albums from this year at all. Counting on p4k to hook me up with something good tonight.
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>>72693063
Pure Comedy, A Crow Looked at Me, Slowdive, Damn
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What's everyone listening to?
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>>72693146
fuck off nigga
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>>72693158
I think you meant to post a pic of George Soros
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>>72693185
got him good my main man.
uncovering government conspiracies AS they happen
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>>72693169
*tips fedora*
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>>72693185
>>72693202
>samefagging this hard
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>>72693202
shouldn't you be writing a cover story about John Legend denouncing his gender or something?
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>>72693229
dumb fuck the second post was making fun of my post
baka
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>>72693234
no why would I
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>>72693234
Tomorrow's lead: Grizzly Bear can't afford his own penis!
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I miss the days where p4k would pan artists hard
When was the last 0.0?
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>>72692937
>>72693158
why the fuck haven't you committed suicide yet? you are a fucking awful human being.
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>>72693319
prob before they got acquired by Conde Nate and became ((()))
Trust no publicly traded companies
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>>72693358
Why so mean to the guy? =/
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>>72693366
what the fuck does ((())) mean
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>>72693358
it's a fucking lowlife shill. this is his pathetic ass job.
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>>72693366
>trust no publicly traded companies
Out comes the tinfoil again
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>>72693591
yeah I totally invented that
>corporate rock still sucks
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why the fuck isn't this guy banned yet
every time I come to these threads he's here sperging
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>>72693648
>why can't I come on here and shill my employer's garbage corporate website in peace
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What a boring batch of reviews
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NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Alice Coltrane 8.8 BNR by Jenn Pelly
Todd Rundgren 6.6 by Sam Sodomsky
Nite Jewel 7.5 by Erin Vanderhoof
Croatian Amor 6.3 by Daniel Martin-McCormick
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>>72693673
At least his shilling is music related
You're just full conspiracy which doesn't fit on /mu/
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>>72693673
I have a serious question for you.
Do you think you're actually accomplishing anything here other than annoying people? Do you seriously think you're doing any good and people will change their opinions of a site because of an autist like you? Or do you think you're ''''''trolling'''''' everyone with the same retarded posts? Because you're not funny. And whatever you may think your goal is, you're being incredibly pathetic.
Kill yourself.
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>>72693740
fuck off....this covert corporate culture literally hijacked our music scene
fuck these scabs
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>>72693743
fuck yes
when you shine a light on roaches they scatter
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>>72693763
But you're not a light. You're an ant. A very small ant. For the roaches, you're just there. At worst, you're kind of annoying. But ultimately, you're useless. You may try very hard to get their attention, but at most you'll get a roach like me, telling you to fuck off.
Go back to /pol/. You'll feel safer inside your anthill.
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>>72693846
You're being very dramatic. And a bit autistic.
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>>72693752
What fucking scene are you talking about?
Pitchfork panders to suburban kids that think listening to hip hop makes them cultured and that Father John Misty is the voice of the generation
They never touch "our scene"
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>>72693743
>>72693846
unironically these
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>>72693892
ye I know but it's fun to write like that
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>>72693949
Lol okay well fair enough then
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2017-05-10 05:35:36
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okay can someone explain what this is
I got an email about it from Bandcamp and just opened it and the link was dead??
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>p4k shill posting without his name thinks we don't know it's him
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>>72694064
No clue maybe the email got sent too early
Welcome back friend
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