>think you hear some cool microsound >turns out its a printer

>>72683434
>listen to some chill bleepcore on the internets
>it's actually some retarded kid hitting buttons on a computer

>think you hear a sick new burial track
>it's just raining outside

>think you hear a new mbv song
>it's your toilet

>>72683434
>think you are listening to some sick new drone track
>it's just your tinnitus

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>think this new indie band I'm hearing is part of a shoegazing revival
>it's just mom vacuuming upstairs

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>>72683540
My moms in the hospital so im not taking any chances

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>think you hear awesome new rap mixtape
>turns out it's just mom's new black boyfriend yelling at you

>think i can hear cool new power electronics band
>it's just my dad getting angry that the blender won't turn off

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>>72683521
>think you're listening to a new Fishmans record
>actually your poop splashing into the water

>>72683540
Fuck (You)

>>72683634
>>72683745
holy fucking shit

>>72683634
lmao

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>about to tell your hippie neighbours to stop playing the same repetitive psych garage jam session
>its actually just the new king gizzard

>>72683495
>>72683634
kek

>hear a great noise track
>it's just my neighbor using an angle grinder and some construction going on somewhere else

>>72683540
bitch

>>72683540
kys you're self

>>72683540
fucc

>>72683634
I wanna hear that

>think I hear a microtone on visions
>turns out my dad has been farting in my ears this whole time and I thought i was listening to a grimes album

>think am gay
>take dick in ass
>am gay

>>72683633
underrated dubs

>think I hear free jazz in class
>people are just moving their desks and chairs around in another room

>>72683533
Lowercase music actually sounds like tinnitus

>think I hear new Metallica
>it's just old Metallica

>think I hear Jack White singing on his new record
>just someone kicking the shit out of a dog

>think i'm hearing a sick unreleased ae choon from the untilted sessions
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qai62vcmQU

>>72688903
Kek

>think i hear the new john cage composition
>turns out i've just gone deaf

>>72683591
>mom vacuuming upstairs
underage holy shit

>Think I'm listening to the new Arca album
>It's just a toddler's speak and spell running out of battery power

>think i get singles
>get doubles instead

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>when your leaky faucet plays in 5/4

>think that I hear dadrock
>nephew is actually chewing ice

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>think I hear some sick noise rock in the distance
>it's some groundskeepers with a lawnmower and a leafblower

>think I hear nirvana
>its just wasps in a can

>>72690191
underrated post

happened today

>thought I heard my friend play some sick techno at work
>was just the industrial sized washing machine trying to turn on

>think I hear a new Frank Ocean track
>it's actually just an androgenous black man getting fucked in the ass

>think I hear a new death grips
>MC Ride is actually in my house what the fuck

>>72691983
kek

One time I was listening to this metal band at a house show and I thought it was really cool and shoegazey, but it turned out I was just drunk and my ears were ringing.

>think I hear new Current 93 song that starts out muffled
>turns out it's a regular Current 93 song, but my headphones were unplugged, and it's playing loudly from my phone

>think I'm listening to a good Pink Floyd song
>it's just another brick in the wall